Snape made a funny? Oh, the scandal!
Snape raised an eyebrow. "That'd be your dog Professor."
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I see what she did there...
Aurora grinned. "Or a horse. 'King and I went to Hogsmeade this weekend, he got sugar on his crown.'"
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He took a sip of tea. "Well, they both have a flair for dramatics. Potter keeps nearly dying. Malfoy's one bad day away from staging a monologue in the Great Hall."
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She called you out, bro.
His eye twitched. "Still counts."
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Every chapter you keep the surprise and wit coming. Thank you for this amazing story.
*A child soldier
Cassian's gaze narrowed. "Were you raising Potter as the Child Soldier?
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As I'm reading this I see a movie poster for the new Michael Jackson movie. Irony? Timing? Or is the universe trying to tell me something? You decide.
At one point, Cassian spotted Professor Vector teaching Luna how to moonwalk. That's the highlight of his night.
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Nice.
"And if the Erinyes are watching," Cassian added, fury still hot in his heart, "they won't come for the children."
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"Drop your wands," he said, "and surrender. Then maybe you can live, groveling cunts."
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Ron recoiled. "Aww."
Harry Potter and the Surprisingly Competent History of Magic Professor
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