"living is the same as receiving a did wind; t's a teen. "Through fiction, i delve into oth'r w'rlds and obs'rve. Due to mine own phenomenal introv'rsion, nay matt'r how closeth we receiveth to one anoth'r, i'll beest gone and thee wonneth't rememb'r me.In the flote of humanity, "i am the lone island. "
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However, Isao didn't pay attention to him and seemed to be in deep thought. "How is his mother?"
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Muzan's head was cut, and it fell onto the ground with a plop.
Anime & Comics · akikan40
"Alright, everyone. The real party starts now. IT'S TIME TO DANCE," he roared. The whole hall followed him and loudly cheered.
Book&Literature · MisterImmortal
best wing dawg*
"Oh sh*t, the cake is about to fall on her. Wingardium Leviosa," Sirius chanted while pointing his wand at a distance.
Book&Literature · MisterImmortal
best wingman
"Oh sh*t, the cake is about to fall on her. Wingardium Leviosa," Sirius chanted while pointing his wand at a distance.
Book&Literature · MisterImmortal
People gawked at the scenes. The cameras started making shutter sounds. The audience was so shocked because Alexander didn't use some magic to levitate the dragon but he used his bare hands to hold the giant mother Dragon's 50 feet body.
Book&Literature · MisterImmortal
then he can say " it was worth the weight" like some rich pedo pre-ordering
Hermione was much different from cannon in this world because of Alexander. She was wild, super strong, smart and pretty. Especially now as her bodily features have started to develop... more. Edward knew that the age gap between them wouldn't make it appropriate to date her for now but he decided to wait.
Book&Literature · MisterImmortal
That market would be useless if you enter interstellar era, by then humanities number could have crossed hundred billions and it needs all the food it could produce, if it could produce infinite amount of it then perfect
"Absolutely love... But I must warn you. You cannot reproduce the raw materials as it would destroy the whole food market of the world. The beverages and food must be an end product..."
Book&Literature · MisterImmortal
oh hell naw
"I took these memories from your father when I saw him once. Look at this, he's handshaking with Voldemort. Did you know why your father kept long hair?... Because Voldemort liked it that way. You see, your father and Voldermort had a thing for each other. Yes, look... Voldemort used to treat your father different from everyone. Lucius was the only man who was able to commit mistakes and get away with it. I won't show you too much profanity but look at how they hugged each other and looked happy. And you know what... Voldemort is not dead. He has returned. Soon your father will have to return to the dark lord and handle things for him. He might also try to bring you under the hood. That's your fate Draco. Now tell me, is that what you want?"
Book&Literature · MisterImmortal
Sirius punched Snape in the eye. It turned black. After that their fight turned less manly and they started fighting like a bunch of little girls.
Book&Literature · MisterImmortal
oh hell naw
Remus was a werewolf, and that status left him close to no work opportunities. Wizards and witches were top class racist cunts, they scrutinized all non-human species. Hell, they even hate muggles. Good thing that all the racist purebloods were rich and they would surely buy Uniphone. Then it was just a matter of time before they started chatting with each other about how sexy that snake boy Voldemort was. Unknown to them they will soon be cleansed off their sins.
Book&Literature · MisterImmortal
owls when they become jobless
"Boss, all the security measures have been tested and everything is working fine. The people from the Department of Magical Transportation will have circulating shifts at the international exit gate. I have also opened a homeless owl shelter as you asked for." Remus Lupin reported.
Book&Literature · MisterImmortal
Galvanized Square Steel 🗣️🔥
The current office was just 2 stories high with 80 meter X 60-meter width. It had no underground floor. Truly a wastage of the area. The new building he had designed was a combination of magic and modern architecture with a crazy amount of expansion charms. It had 30 floors and was called Galaxy tower. 25 of the 30 floors would be above the ground. The building was supposed to be covered with reflective glass from outside to increase aesthetics. The first 5 floors would be turned into a huge mall. After that, we would have the Daily Prophet's office for 6-12 floors. Then there will be the Universe telecommunications office.
Book&Literature · MisterImmortal
edge now have different meaning to the edgelords in the opast
"haha..Okay, okay... don't break my ribs now. Go play with your sister." he said with a laugh.
Book&Literature · MisterImmortal
Where's that in bible
"Very good choice, son. There is nothing in heaven except all you can eat food and forever ongoing orgies." God said, omitting some other not so important details, according to him.
Book&Literature · MisterImmortal
"Man, I think Taki still has some issues. There were two bottles of kuchikamizake, and he only drank Mitsuha's? What about her sister Yotsuha? If I were there, I would've taken them all!"
Anime & Comics · AngelicTL
"I don't care about the booze, I mainly just want to drink a beauty's oral secretions."
Anime & Comics · AngelicTL
Internet 😔
"Scenery or not, I just want to know if your local specialty is kuchikamizake?"
Anime & Comics · AngelicTL
"Is there a Level God Father on this planet?"
King of knights on MCU
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