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Capítulo 1: Completely Normal Day Until Blank...

I woke up with my blackish silver eyes staring at the ceiling. I took one last glance at the ceiling, then walked out seeing offender man sitting on the couch without a shirt on. "Hey darling~" he says, looking at me queerly. Even though I can't see His actual expression, I can tell he's looking at me queerly. This was like no other morning for me, so I just slapped him and went to the shower.As soon as steam arose from the shower, I got in. Like any human would do, right? I don't know, I'm not human soooo... I have no clue.

After my steamy shower, I decided to go for a jog, like usual. I was out for about an hour, since that's how long it takes me to jog around the whole town (nonstop). I know, I must not be human if that happens. But hey, my father is a creepypasta, and my mother is a demon. So what could go wrong? *Whispers from behind me* everything... Shut up!

I came back smelling smoke coming from inside, along with crashes, bangs and screaming of what sounded like 2 people. Smoke started coming out from under the front door. I unlocked the door and could not see anything because if all the smoke. After all the smoke cleared out, I saw Offender man crying and Blank laying on my kitchen floor saying "I regret nothing..." Wait... BLANK!? "BLANK!!!! WHAT THE FUDGE HAPPENED TO MY PIZZA OVEN!?" I pointed to my pizza oven, seeing a huge circular charcoal thing in it. Blank takes a deep breath and says, "I have no idea... I just woke up in your living room... But I put pizza in there and put it on 175°, and within 5 minutes and it went up in flames soooo..." I walked over and saw that it said 235°F and looked at the oven. The oven temperature was 235°C. "Blank... Look on the pack, and look on the oven..." I say gritting my teeth...