Synopsis
[Moved to my main account under the title My Yandere Harem is a Nightmare under the psudeonym Margrave.]
Kline has a curse. Whenever he makes a woman smile, she shows up half-traumatized the next day—assuming she doesn't have broken bones.
His luck abruptly changed when he got a system to overcome his curse. 28 days later, he was a handsome superhuman with female-attracting pheromones and cheat codes to become a billionaire with a harem.
Did life get easier? Hell no! Once he started attracting women, his hidden yandere stalkers came out of the shadows and resorted to desperate measures to "protect him" from losing his virginity.
Now in the open, facing each other for the first time, the yanderes devolved into a battle royale to protect him and win his love.
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This is a [comedy]. It's immature and unrealistic and will likely turn you into a human vegetable with a permanent, drooling smile. In other words, it's perfect.
The mc is the worst, but that's okay because the yanderes are the best.
Each has a cocktail of wild mental health disorders that add a whole new dimension to the character trope. So prepare yourself for a rollercoaster and enjoy the ride.
[Warning: Mature Content.]
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Entry for the November 16th Fantasy Carnival Writing Contest! Please stone me to death for your ultimate amusement.
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Comedy | System | Harem | Romance | Yandere | Tsundere | Softcore Smut | Lol Wut | Read It | High-Level Satire | Immature Dick Jokes | Everything Between | You're Welcome
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Article 1: This Novel is a [Comedy] Cultured reader, by pressing the [read] button on this novel: 1.1: You understand this cultured story is unrealistic, requires a taxing sacrifice of brain cells, and only exists to let you mine raw dopamine off your phone screen. It may turn you into a living vegetable. 1.2: You're here to enjoy this novel for what it is—daily, mindless entertainment, also known as [that good-good]. 1.3: You understand the mc is an intentionally unintelligent, unlikable giga-Chad whose only ambition is to lose his v-card—something he's tragically incapable of doing. It's fun, so just enjoy it. :) You can find filtered reviews with s ex, sm ut, and other cultured word marked out 👇 PS. I spent a half hour obsessively searching for a gif of this god-tier yandere expression to share with you all. You're welcome. ;)
"[Lithco: *sniff* *sniff* Your misery is marketing gold.]" MC's system. ⚰️⚰️⚰️ There aren't many chapters but dear lord, man! I use page tapping and I've yet to go two taps without laughing like a prepubescent hyena. It's embarrassing. I know starting chapters are always gold, but look, I just read an epic battle scene where the MC slaughters a flock of geese, with his bare hands, while giving a cultivator speech about power and protecting things you care for. If that grade of satire doesn't inspire a review I don't know what will. Review: 🔥. Now please reward me for my WN scouring degeneracy by making me the top reviewer with 237 likes. I never find the gem first. This is my chance!