Chapitre 16: Training with King Kai!
We flew for a full 12 hours with the bag of senzu beans sustaining us. After our flight we only had 12 left thanks to a little refill Korin brought with him to the lookout.
We land on the end of Snake Way and look up to see a small planet half the size of the moon. We all look to each other before flying towards it. Suddenly we approach much faster and land in small craters from the force of our landing.
Goku, Piccolo, and I all struggle to stand as we were still wearing our 500 pound training weights. Which were now 2 and a half tons of weight. If it wasn't for our biology and ki enhancement on our bones and muscles. We would be pancakes.
We do our best to keep standing while Raditz. Who isn't wearing any weights by the way! Is standing there in his repaired armor cool as a cucumber thanks to being a child in this kind of gravity and thus having a natural affinity to it.
We all look around to see if we can see this supposed mater of martial arts. This lord of worlds. And just like in the anime... We see the monkey first.
He stares at us as we stare at him. He then begins to walk around in his ook ook pose making us wonder why.
Goku asks, " Is...is that the Lord of worlds?"
Raditz is at a loss for what to say if that is indeed the lord.
Piccolo is holding his tongue at seeing the flabbergasted saiyans. He is holding in his laughter so hard his cheeks are turning purple. Thanks to formerly being a part of Kami he knows what King kai looks like. He just leaves the rest of us to embarrass ourselves here.
As for me I am sensing out to know that bubbles the monkey is actually a solid 1,100 power. No wonder he managed to help Goku train by running so fast and so well in the beginning.
I sense out further and find Gregory the criket being 1,800 as well. Then King Kai himself inside the house. He was a shocking 5,000 power.
At least shocking to me. I didn't realize how weak he was in the story. But it makes sense. When the average joe, even by saiyan standards, maxes out at around 300 to 1,000 in this universe. You don't need to break a million.
But that may change once we get involved.
Soon he noticed we are out there as he hears bubbles babbling his usual ook rhythmically.
He walks out and we see the blue skinned, short, alien looking guy. Along with his antennas.
He greets us and introduces himself to us as the Lord of worlds and we explain the situation.
Soon we explain why we came to him for training. He senses out with his godly vision powers. Letting us know we have 10 and a half months left to prepare.
He senses us and goes slack jawed that we all became to powerful despite being on Earth where the previous strongest was Popo at 3,000.
We ask him for training as he says, "Got it! I can train you all. But only if you pass my test!"
I hold in a snicker as the other three all prepare for a fight right before they all anime fall in shock at him saying, "You must... Make me laugh with a joke."
Goku makes him laugh by saying his comic book line. Making him laugh like crazy.
I do a basic joke of which side of the tiger has more stripes? The outside!
He thinks it over before laughing again.
Raditz is busy wracking his brain alongaide Piccolo. Then he says, "Damn it! I can't think of anything! Did my hair grow out with some of my brain cells when it got this long?!"
Cue laughter at that one from King kai again.
Staring dumbfounded at his unintentional results Raditz is in disbelief that this is our trainer.
Meanwhile Piccolo gets frustrated as well and yells out, "Damn it! This is where that smart ass dragon should appear and explain about calling me Big Green! Then I would have a funny story!"
Cue the last laughter necessary to get training.
With all of us staring at the slowly calming down Kai. He finally pulls himself together while calming down and admitting those were good jokes. He then prepares his materials in the form of weights the same level as ours for Raditz. Who is suddenly embedded in the ground of King Kais planet.
He struggles to lift his head up as he looks at us all shaking while standing despite the weight. He asks in a shaking voice, "How! How are- are you all standing?! These are torture!"
We shrug slowly while saying, "We've trained."
Raditz blanches at that explanation as we begin to go through the basic training of catching Bubbles and managing to land a clean blow on Gregory.
King Kai watches us each day. Once we have finished one task he sets us on the next. After 2 months we manage both the clean hit on Gregory and the catching of Bubbles.
I thought we would begin the sparring after that but we were in for a surprise.
We now needed to chase and catch Bubble while avoiding and blocking Gregory attacking us at random intervals.
We began to advanced cardio ans reaction training. And thankfully Gregory being over 1500 meant his blows still packed a punch for our advanced power levels.
After another month we managed this task too.
We all had gotten used to our weights and were able to enjoy the fruits of our labor by being so comfortable in them. We were able to sleep in them too while on the planet.
Soon we have 7 months left. We began our real training with spars, techniques, and new abilities. Goku and I both learn the Spirit Bomb. Giving us a second user with it. Meanwhile all of us learn the Kaio ken x5 level.
With only a month left before Nappa and Vegeta come to invade we head off back to Earth to be with our friends and help push them to the next level.
We arrive in only 1 hour after flying across Snake Way. Man we made good time with our power being about 5 to 6 times than it was when we got there.
We meet Kami at the check in station. And he gets us back to Earth. There we meet our friends as they all were told about our trip back.
Our friends all cheer and wave to us as we appear back. They are all excited to see us. None more so than Gokus family.
But right as I greet a now 6 year old Gohan and 3 year old Gine who is speaking more and is able to run around as well. Chi chi charges up to Goku with a a new furry belt around her waist.
Goku goes to hug her but she crashes into him and smashes her lips against him instead. They make out for a solid minute with Chi chi looking like she needs to devour her husband. And Goku is not stopping her or complaining. Especially not when Chi chi wraps a leg around Gokus thigh with his own. And grabs his back and butt each with one of her own hands.
It's a good thing I'm jsed to seeing scenes like this from hanging around Roshi and his... Collection. Otherwise I would be sporting a hard to explain tent in my pants.
They break apart leaving us to blush at the intense look she is giving him. If looks could burn or release Ki Goku would be vaporized right now. Or maybe just his clothes.
Chi chi is squirming and panting hard with a light sheen of sweat. And as Goku goes to ask her why, he smells her. He really smells her. And her new belt unwraps from her wasit revealing itself to be a tail. Gokus eyes go to pinpricks as Chi chis eyes do the same as she simply says, "You. Me. Bedroom. Now!"
I tell them, "I'll watch the kids!"
And they have both flown off with Goku suddenly having a new tail that sprouted out in response to Chi chi.
I click my tongue in thought while looking at the others who are looking to me. I was the only one not in shock. And Bulma. But she had Chi chi training at her place so she had months to get used to it.
Gohan giggles and says, "Mommy was really looking forward to seeing daddy come back! She said she wanted to have a new sibling for us after she grew her tail like we did!"
Gine giggles as well as she yells, "New sibling! Tail!"
I then notice they both had their tails back as I smirked.
Kami looks at me with a stare practically asking if he should destroy the moon again. I shake my head before turning my attention fully to the others who ask me.
"What the hell happened to Chi chi?!"
I rub the back of my head before explaining, "Remember a few months ago I made a wish?... Yeah I made the wish that any mates that married with a Saiyan would become a Saiyan as well. That way they had a method to recover their race and numbers. I figured with Raditz and Goku both being our friends they could use this wish to the fullest ability. This way they can replenish their race and maybe wish or find a new planet for themselves once their nunbers have recovered enough. I figured they could use this chance to make a fresh start for Saiyans."
Raditz blushes at the implications. Meanwhile everyone else is in a mixture of appreciation for what I did for our friends. But also in shock that I also made Gine and Gohan full saiyans now.
After all with both their parents being full blooded saiyans. The Dragon fixed their genes to reflect the change in geneology.
We all talk about our training while watching over the kids for the next... 9 hours... Man Saiyans go crazy at it when they go into heat.
I ask Raditz if he would be interested in a warrior woman once we are done with Vegeta and Nappa, and he nods his head at finding a good woman who will bear him full saiyan children and become a saiyan herself.
As he shows his excitement I scan Gohan and Gine and find they have begun their training. Gohan is now 210 power. And Gine has reached 90 as a 3 year old. Oof these kids are definitely Gokus. I return my attention to Raditz as he talks about teaching a son or daughter how to break bones.
I chuckle at his excitement when we all hear Goku and Chi chi walk through the door.
Both are out of breath and sweaty but both look very happy and satisfied.
After explaining to her what my wish was and why. She first punched me hard leaving a welt. Then hugged me while saying thanks for helping her and Goku become closer.
I tell her she is welcome. And since we are all here I decide to check our power levels.
Goku 4,700--> 12,800
Krillin 4,600 --> 11,300
Piccolo 4,500--> 10,900
Tien 1,870--> 5,100
Roshi 1,350--> 4,800
Yamcha 1,560 --> 4,500
Chi chi 1,300--> 5,400
Chiaotzu 1,050 --> 3,200
Raditz 1350 --> 7,800
Oh yeah. It's all coming together nicely. Can't wait to bring down Vegeta and Nappa with our numbers ans methods. After all the Saibamen had no chance against us now.
To ensure we had plenty of insurance I spoke with Kami and explained what happened in the original story. He gasps and nods before he joins Korin on his tower to help the hermit with a task I asked him to complete. We would use this chance to grow as much as possible.
Not just us. But Vegeta as well. He would be a key player in a lot of future events after all.
And Chi chi a week later said she wasn't pregnant... Yet. They used plenty of protection... A whole box. Bulk version... From costco... All magnums.
Holy hell. Welp at least they were closer than ever and enjoying themselves.
We all prepared and readied ourselves as the day came. We sensed two powerful energies coming towards earth.
État de l’alimentation hebdomadaire
-- Classement
Power Stone 
-- Power
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