Take my Stones, but NOTHING is going down the urethra.
ch 35 Gobstoned
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"Thanks for helping back there," said Harry before climbing down the train, and Ben nodded a little like the protagonist of a poorly written novel.
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Umm, Genetics.
"Blimey Lee, how did you get it this big?"
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Ahh Ysss, I'd like to suck on some Liquorice wands.
How come he already has his wand, did he do his Hogwarts shopping already? Is he not going to Diagon Alley to claim his Slytherin Gryffindor Prewett Pendragon inheritance? I thought every fanfiction mc had a claim to some ancient, long-lost family inheritance.
ch 0 3 The Brown family tree
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It will be gold if he starts running around naked in Hogwarts looking for quests. LOL.
ch 0 1 Dovahkiin and Murphy's law [Prologue]
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Love it but I never knew the name of this soundtrack till now. Thanks.
One They Fear · Jeremy Soule
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So do I.
'I need a haircut and a shave huh.'
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"What master do you serve?"
Harry Potter and the Dovahkiin
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