Ge Lao Tzu's, Lao Tzu's brains are almost opened by your turtle...
Sports · Voldemortt
Bai Yang looked Gu Ning up and down and said, "Your family is so poor, how good can your contracted beast be? If I'm not wrong, your contracted beast is yours, isn't it?"
Eastern · Contract Book
The next morning, he gathered all the abled warriors of the newly established Xin Village, all 419 combatants, under his command. He then divided them into four groups. The first three groups had a total number of 105, while the last was short of one only at 104. He named the four groups Black Tortoise, White Tiger, Azure Dragon, Vermilion Bird.
War · Draejon
I Would Like A Boyfriend
Eastern · 3D Doll
Athena nodded indicating her approval and promptly fell asleep. The next day I couldn't wait to show my parents how awesome Athena was. It was then that I discovered if I so much as set her down, Athena began wailing at the top of her surprisingly loud lungs. On day one, it was adorable, but as time went on, I found it increasingly annoying.
Book&Literature · Jmwells2003
(T/N: Not gonna lie, I was imagining Hulk smashing Loki all around the place when Chen Feng was smashing Slaughter King onto the ground)
Book&Literature · DivinDragonEmperor
Getting home, he kicks off his shoes, and almost tears off his sweaty work clothes into a laundry basket. Ignoring his parent's greetings and heading to his room to check out whether these games were any good.
Video Games · Niggross
{A/N: Need a better name for the southpaw and out boxing stance.}
Anime & Comics · TruckkunJr
The two of them looked at each other and smiled. At this moment, the perpetrator and the victim had successfully reached a consensus.
Eastern · Wu Sanmao
Leleiyah
York-Sol's lungs are going to explode.
improve football coach
Sports · Voldemortt