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Celestial: "The writting and the translation is horrondous to get through" with your writing skills and lack of an ability to spell you sure are qualified to make that statement, anyway I found the fact the the MC got dumped multiple times because he was perfect yet unreliable like a flickering fantasy is rather astounding considering that the author is probably rather small-time, anyway your criticism doesn't have genuine criticism, it just what you feel, and sometimes that's enough but, you're supposed to tell people which part you don't like and why, and how AS WELL as what you feel, I know you're thinking that I'm an asshole and a jerk but, I hope you understand.

Low Dimensional Game

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Seregosa: You sold it at "no stupid romance". It sounds a bit too good to be true.

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Muhai: I personally didn't like your review but didn't hate it either, because you make a point and not just spouting nonsense 👍

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WatermelonBandit: This review is pretty one sided, you don't mention the world building, the character development nor any important factors that make up a novel. You fake your reviews and make a huge bias in order to lure people into reading your review. Well I hope you're happy in lowing the stars for this novel because although the comedy was different, not everyone likes to know that the comedy they like is in your words, "stupid".

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constant1521: This is a parody of most cultivation novels... If you liked One punch man.... Then this is the novel for you. Don't believe the one star ratings.... Those are just snobbish pricks who think their tastes are superior to others just because they read more "intellectual" novels. They think they are above others. I say each has their own taste. Just because some like trashy cultivation harem novels as opposed to liking the more serious ones.... Doesn't make they have **** taste.

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VardorStormDragon: You need to be aware before reading this that it is a very low brow comedy. This best way I can describe this is "A wannabe Marx brother clone does Xianxia" or something like that.

For some reason I was expecting a normally intelligent MC forced or tricked into taking a somewhat broken or difficult system and working through the comedic problems in order to transform it onto a somewhat OP system. What I got was totally different. Sorry I don't consider constant ludicrous stupidity as funny nor do I classify it as comedy. Since this is only about stupidity, I find it to be just that, stupid.

However I have to say, if you enjoy that sort of thing then you will probably find this to be absolutely hilarious and I highly recommend this to you. In that case you should consider this a 5-star review.

If you have a low tolerance for abject stupidity then stay far away from this. Since I am in this category, my personal rating is less than 1-star and my advice is avoid at all costs.

What experience you have will depend upon what direction your sense of humor heads in.

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Cupcake_Prince: Omg!! This novel was so refreshing ! It’s really funny and flips the script in a typical web novel. The characters are the opposite of the archetype you would expect and it’s so far very comedic and refreshing, I was even crying by the end from laughing... yea totally from laughing not allergies.. or my eyes being dry from to long in front of the screen and feeling like hard boiled eggs.. totally not!!! But yeah even some of the cultivation methods or ways to earn things from the system I was surprised by, it was really funny and light hearted but sometimes these novels are really good at the beginning but taper off, hopefully that’s not the case here! Yeah overall the novel flips the typical tropes in Wuxia web-novels of one dimensional villains and it’s very funny and his system is hilariously black hearted in its missions.

🚨🚨🚨———SPOILER ALERT———🚨🚨🚨
in the words of the main character:
“It melted the instant he put it in his mouth and tasted fairly similar to peppermint drops, having a sweet and refreshing flavor.

‘Mmm, it tastes good,’ An Lin nodded in admiration.

Xu Xiaolan forcefully held in her laughter. ‘How do you feel right now?’ she asked expectantly.

‘I don't really feel anything. Should I be feeling something?’ An Lin looked at Xu Xiaolan in surprise.

This time it was Xu Xiaolan's turn to feel gloomy. She appeared to be disappointed that something she had been anticipating didn't eventuate.”

(Plot twist the mountain soul essence is excrement, and it makes you produce excrement.)
(P.S. Yeah that’s right the system made him eat sh*t for a mountain crushing technique and bark like a dog in order to gain the language module for the nine realms.)
(P.P.S. This is my first time reviewing a novel ! So please go easy on me ! But also that how good this is ! It’s still early but it’s good enough to get me to finally review something ! Maybe I should do this more because there are a lot of good novels but I didn’t review them because I was to lazy or there was a character minimum and I didn’t have something meaningful in the moment but I guess I’m feeling inspired or REFRESHED!!! 😂😅 by this novel. )

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Muhai: Language was a minor stuff huh? How about I throw you to another Continent where you didn't understand the language?

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Severus_GXB: People like you who only read 2 chapters before reviewing are stupid impatient scum.

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