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Celestial: "The writting and the translation is horrondous to get through" with your writing skills and lack of an ability to spell you sure are qualified to make that statement, anyway I found the fact the the MC got dumped multiple times because he was perfect yet unreliable like a flickering fantasy is rather astounding considering that the author is probably rather small-time, anyway your criticism doesn't have genuine criticism, it just what you feel, and sometimes that's enough but, you're supposed to tell people which part you don't like and why, and how AS WELL as what you feel, I know you're thinking that I'm an asshole and a jerk but, I hope you understand.

Low Dimensional Game
4 months ago

Kyousukeeee: LoHP has been falling off the charts lately. Use more power stones!! Hahaha

Library of Heaven's Path · C1628
5 months ago

Krufuks: and with him raising his cultivation, his ego will also achieve another breakthrough 😁

Library of Heaven's Path · C1628
5 months ago

Jcarlo28: ZX really needs to talk to SQ again regards his cultuvation, luke it needs to reach saint 9 or more to be serving him jk for xp

Library of Heaven's Path · C1628
5 months ago

DARCK: Sun Qiang's inflated ego is my favorite running joke in this story. The fact things actually work out for him reminds me of King from one punch man loool

Library of Heaven's Path · C1628
5 months ago

Seregosa: You sold it at "no stupid romance". It sounds a bit too good to be true.

Soul of Searing Steel
5 months ago

Muhai: I personally didn't like your review but didn't hate it either, because you make a point and not just spouting nonsense 👍

I Might Be A Fake Cultivator
5 months ago

WatermelonBandit: This review is pretty one sided, you don't mention the world building, the character development nor any important factors that make up a novel. You fake your reviews and make a huge bias in order to lure people into reading your review. Well I hope you're happy in lowing the stars for this novel because although the comedy was different, not everyone likes to know that the comedy they like is in your words, "stupid".

I Might Be A Fake Cultivator
5 months ago

constant1521: This is a parody of most cultivation novels... If you liked One punch man.... Then this is the novel for you. Don't believe the one star ratings.... Those are just snobbish pricks who think their tastes are superior to others just because they read more "intellectual" novels. They think they are above others. I say each has their own taste. Just because some like trashy cultivation harem novels as opposed to liking the more serious ones.... Doesn't make they have **** taste.

I Might Be A Fake Cultivator
5 months ago
This review is pretty one sided, you don't mention the world building, the character development nor any important factors that make up a novel. You fake your reviews and make a huge bias in order to lure people into reading your review. Well I hope you're happy in lowing the stars for this novel because although the comedy was different, not everyone likes to know that the comedy they like is in your words, "stupid". View More

VardorStormDragon: You need to be aware before reading this that it is a very low brow comedy. This best way I can describe this is "A wannabe Marx brother clone does Xianxia" or something like that.

For some reason I was expecting a normally intelligent MC forced or tricked into taking a somewhat broken or difficult system and working through the comedic problems in order to transform it onto a somewhat OP system. What I got was totally different. Sorry I don't consider constant ludicrous stupidity as funny nor do I classify it as comedy. Since this is only about stupidity, I find it to be just that, stupid.

However I have to say, if you enjoy that sort of thing then you will probably find this to be absolutely hilarious and I highly recommend this to you. In that case you should consider this a 5-star review.

If you have a low tolerance for abject stupidity then stay far away from this. Since I am in this category, my personal rating is less than 1-star and my advice is avoid at all costs.

What experience you have will depend upon what direction your sense of humor heads in.

I Might Be A Fake Cultivator
5 months ago

Cupcake_Prince: Omg!! This novel was so refreshing ! It’s really funny and flips the script in a typical web novel. The characters are the opposite of the archetype you would expect and it’s so far very comedic and refreshing, I was even crying by the end from laughing... yea totally from laughing not allergies.. or my eyes being dry from to long in front of the screen and feeling like hard boiled eggs.. totally not!!! But yeah even some of the cultivation methods or ways to earn things from the system I was surprised by, it was really funny and light hearted but sometimes these novels are really good at the beginning but taper off, hopefully that’s not the case here! Yeah overall the novel flips the typical tropes in Wuxia web-novels of one dimensional villains and it’s very funny and his system is hilariously black hearted in its missions.

🚨🚨🚨———SPOILER ALERT———🚨🚨🚨
in the words of the main character:
“It melted the instant he put it in his mouth and tasted fairly similar to peppermint drops, having a sweet and refreshing flavor.

‘Mmm, it tastes good,’ An Lin nodded in admiration.

Xu Xiaolan forcefully held in her laughter. ‘How do you feel right now?’ she asked expectantly.

‘I don't really feel anything. Should I be feeling something?’ An Lin looked at Xu Xiaolan in surprise.

This time it was Xu Xiaolan's turn to feel gloomy. She appeared to be disappointed that something she had been anticipating didn't eventuate.”

(Plot twist the mountain soul essence is excrement, and it makes you produce excrement.)
(P.S. Yeah that’s right the system made him eat sh*t for a mountain crushing technique and bark like a dog in order to gain the language module for the nine realms.)
(P.P.S. This is my first time reviewing a novel ! So please go easy on me ! But also that how good this is ! It’s still early but it’s good enough to get me to finally review something ! Maybe I should do this more because there are a lot of good novels but I didn’t review them because I was to lazy or there was a character minimum and I didn’t have something meaningful in the moment but I guess I’m feeling inspired or REFRESHED!!! 😂😅 by this novel. )

I Might Be A Fake Cultivator
5 months ago

Muhai: Language was a minor stuff huh? How about I throw you to another Continent where you didn't understand the language?

I Might Be A Fake Cultivator
5 months ago

Severus_GXB: People like you who only read 2 chapters before reviewing are stupid impatient scum.

I Might Be A Fake Cultivator
5 months ago

Flammenwurfer: "Such terrifying advancement speed… Is he hacking?"
Best part is that this is the teacher who is supposed to teach stuff about Earth-culture, so she would logically know this expression!

I Might Be A Fake Cultivator · C22
5 months ago

AzureWater: rip this mass release in the app is paywalled

I Might Be A Fake Cultivator · C22
5 months ago
When you're going about your days but somehow you warrant the hate of a thousand students View More
I Might Be A Fake Cultivator · C20
5 months ago

Ghostman: Here lies An Lin. Bearer of a Vicious System; Victim of the previous bearer of the Vicious System.

I Might Be A Fake Cultivator · C19
5 months ago

Orphellia: [God of War System]:
Peerless Life-Saving Item lvl.1 - Accept challenges from ten people
Peerless Life-Saving Item lvl.2 - Accept challenges from ten plus ten people
Peerless Life-Saving Item lvl.3 - Accept challenges from ten times ten people
Peerless Life-Saving Item lvl. 4 - Accept challenges from ten raised to ten people

I Might Be A Fake Cultivator · C19
5 months ago

Haywan: Zhang Xuan is the symbol of coincidence. His whole life story has been a coincidence. His love life has been a coincidence. Hopefully his children will be a coincidence as well.

Library of Heaven's Path · C1614
5 months ago

WatermelonBandit: When you want to have a casual duel to get something that was originally yours and then gets slapped halfway across the continent 🙃

Library of Heaven's Path · C1613
5 months ago
When you want to have a casual duel to get something that was originally yours and then gets slapped halfway across the continent 🙃 View More
Library of Heaven's Path · C1613
5 months ago

WatermelonBandit: Envisioning two kids fighting each other while the people who aren't the parents cringe while trying to bring their children back home.

I Might Be A Fake Cultivator · C7
5 months ago
Envisioning two kids fighting each other while the people who aren't the parents cringe while trying to bring their children back home. View More
I Might Be A Fake Cultivator · C7
5 months ago

WatermelonBandit: The system be trolling like, "Do a billion pushups" next it'll be like, "Bark like a dog" everytime he encounters a new language

I Might Be A Fake Cultivator · C4
5 months ago
The system be trolling like, "Do a billion pushups" next it'll be like, "Bark like a dog" everytime he encounters a new language View More
I Might Be A Fake Cultivator · C4
5 months ago

WatermelonBandit: I can't pity the guy enough. TAKE ALL MY PITY!

I Might Be A Fake Cultivator · C2
5 months ago
I can't pity the guy enough. TAKE ALL MY PITY! View More
I Might Be A Fake Cultivator · C2
5 months ago

Kailour: Magic can be used to counter magic? Wow I never would have guessed, perhaps next MC shall inform us about how if you get killed you are dead.

The Wizard World · C58
5 months ago

MistNewt: Luo Clan: You dare come here again!! You won't go alive.
ZX reveals his understanding of space to the Luo Clan.
...
Luo Clan: The offer to marry young princess still stands.

Library of Heaven's Path · C1605
5 months ago

iamvectorious: WC : Is there nothing you can't tame with those FINGERS of yours?
ZX : It tamed LRX? Mic Drops!
LRX : blushes

Library of Heaven's Path · C1605
5 months ago
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