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Dr. Seuss took over sorry not sorry~ View More

Elite4Harmon: Klein: It worked. I don't know why.

Lord of the Mysteries · C1215
4 days ago
Knock knock, good afternoon Mr. Fool~

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These ads are everywhere and it's all I was thinking about this chapter 😂😂 View More

Aby55: I'm so fucking worried Pallaz is actually Amon rn...what if he even goes to intercept Klein's Godhood moment? 🧐🧐🧐

Lord of the Mysteries · C1206
1 week ago

Gigger: Sharing a funny pasta
>Go to a restaurant with your nimblewrights acting as your servants.
>Suddenly, a wild pirate appears!
>"Hey y-" the pirate twitched and turned into a marionette. It only took 5 seconds.
>Only 5 seconds!
>Shaking his head, Klein flips a coin to decide what he should eat today.
>"Just like a charlatan." Klein lampoons inwardly while rubbing his glabella, and then raps his fingers on the table.
>He said to a waitress heading over while a smile tugged at his lips. “I want Sweet Lemon Ice Tea and Desi Pie, please.”
>The waitress looked at him and said slowly, “I want to have your child, Gehrman Sparrow.”
>Klein’s smile froze.
>Then he took out a monocle from his pocket, putting it over his right eye!
>"It was me all along." Amon laughed and his monocle gleamed as "He" pinches it. "He" then NTR'd some fries from another patron and ran off without paying!
>...
>Meanwhile, the real Klein was stuck inside a public bathroom a couple miles away. He was unable to step 4 times counterclockwise and summon himself because it was a very small and narrow bathroom.
>Klein ultimately had to pray to Evernight Goddess for help, and somehow all this resulted in a chain reaction culminating in Klein losing thousands of pounds, evil babies being aborted and Fors being bullied repeatedly. It was a very reasonable development.
>Melissa and Benson shows up for a split second before disappearing from the plot again.
>”Praise the Fool!” said Alger, Audrey and the others sitting on the growing pile of junk above the grey fog.

Lord of the Mysteries · C1206
1 week ago
No he was talking about his own life prior to becoming Roland. Iirc, he was some engineer? technician? It's been a while so I can't recall which chapter 😅 definitely early on since he doesn't talk about his past life much again View More

Mary_Sue_Burnett: Was he describing Roland’s past?

Release That Witch · C301
1 week ago
Oh oops, I was indeed thinking Luffy reborn 😂😂😂 View More

Shadowdracul: It’s a Tech/Space type novel. And as most of the Space novels where you can’t cultivate, They make use of Gene strengthening to become stronger. The MC wants to become a pirate, That does not make this a One-Piece novel. The MC got a cheat AI which is quite OP right now. It can do almost everything other than directly attack. So far other than MC
learning everything so quickly and his body having great plot armour, The overall story is good.

The Highest Bounty
1 week ago
... It would have pretty funny tho 😂 I personally like Fool's Gold or Evil Organization #xxx hahaha View More

Chef_C: Leonard just did the Tarot Club a great service. now they won’t have some stupid law enforcement code name.

Lord of the Mysteries · C1202
1 week ago

Damick: Yeah, one thing is to want the change, like shermane, but if it is not something you desire, it must be pretty awful. In a sense it is how trangender people feel before changing, but worse, since the person lost what they were, instead of longing for what it is not. About the father's transformation, it is possible for it to not be a problem for a kid, but it requires a loving family and talks, which I suppose Tracy had neither

Lord of the Mysteries · C1108
1 week ago

Randompasserby: Oh. So the blood's for divining Katarina's whereabouts huh 😐

My first thought whenever Klein's collecting blood was to automatically assume he's going to kidnap people into Groselle's Travels again lol....oh well, he could still do that I suppose. Kidnapping a Demoness, how scandalous 😏

Lord of the Mysteries · C1108
1 week ago
You know you've made it in life when you can even make the great Anderson speechless 😂 View More

magicpootang: Man... gehrman sparrow persona just keeps getting cooler and cooler

Lord of the Mysteries · C1107
1 week ago

Randompasserby: Seriously though, dropping an unsuspecting Lady who just wished to travel right into a pirate's den slash brothel is pretty darn low

And super hilarious 😂… Fors really should've known better lmao

Lord of the Mysteries · C1106
1 week ago
3 is such a twist! Transmigrator replacing a transmigrator *mind explodes* 🤯 View More

Tetractys: Emperor Roselle seemed to be another person. Logically speaking, there are three reasons.

1. It was a grand revelation or trauma that altered a fundamental part of him making him seem like a different person. Or perhaps some kind of mental tampering was at play.

2. Roselle was corrupted by the unknown horrors of the cosmos, considering that he went to the moon.

3. The most unlikely prediction in my opinion... The transmigrator Roselle perished and had his body occupied by another transmigrator who received some or all of his memories.

What do you guys think?

Lord of the Mysteries · C1104
1 week ago

Randompasserby: He's technically already half a believer of the Earth Mother church anyway... now matter how tsundere he goes about it 😅

Lord of the Mysteries · C1101
1 week ago
You know it's a dark time when Audrey's Good afternoon is missing the ~ *sigh* View More
Lord of the Mysteries · C1100
1 week ago
Imagine Klein just leaves 😂 View More

Jay_Crew10: The demigod from the Wisdom Church had prediction that may or may not have been about Gerhman Sparrow helping him.

Lord of the Mysteries · C1097
1 week ago
Caught me off guard. The Bishop til now had seemed so stable and firm after his dislocation was solved but I guess he gets troubled like everyone else. I just realized now that I quite like his character... and that scares me since all the likeable characters die 😢 View More

Randompasserby: That's a good segment with Emlyn and Bishop Utravsky in this chapter...how very ah, uncharacteristic for Emlyn to be the one bringing up actually serious topics like this 😅

I'm very much looking forward to whatever answer the various "good-aligned" Churches to this problem.
Will they stick to to the core tenets of their beliefs (this has actual implications too in this setting btw, their beliefs are the deities ANCHOR!) and practice what they preach or are they the same practical bastards as everyone else is in front of material benefits and chance at advancing in Sequence?

Not that the rest of them are not terrifying but man fvck the Hunter, Warrior, Assassin and Devil pathway especially the more I think about it...so many easy obvious shortcuts to advance if they just make the world as miserable as possible 😑

Lord of the Mysteries · C1097
1 week ago

Randompasserby: That's a good segment with Emlyn and Bishop Utravsky in this chapter...how very ah, uncharacteristic for Emlyn to be the one bringing up actually serious topics like this 😅

I'm very much looking forward to whatever answer the various "good-aligned" Churches to this problem.
Will they stick to to the core tenets of their beliefs (this has actual implications too in this setting btw, their beliefs are the deities ANCHOR!) and practice what they preach or are they the same practical bastards as everyone else is in front of material benefits and chance at advancing in Sequence?

Not that the rest of them are not terrifying but man fvck the Hunter, Warrior, Assassin and Devil pathway especially the more I think about it...so many easy obvious shortcuts to advance if they just make the world as miserable as possible 😑

Lord of the Mysteries · C1097
1 week ago

Observer98: He's long since already reached the acceptance phase of his unwanted pregnancy.

Lord of the Mysteries · C1095
1 week ago
You forgot the most important one!

Top doggo Susie and bottom Audrey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) View More
Lord of the Mysteries · C1094
1 week ago
I'm more surprised that she's still attached to the Ancient Sun God. Could it be that she thinks the True Creator is Him reborn? He's technical a son as far as we know hmm.. View More

Tetractys: Lovia wouldn't be rash enough to try and steal the Unshadowed Crucifix, would she?

Lord of the Mysteries · C1093
1 week ago
Frick I didn't notice with Zaratul and Amon looming over our boy... would they be his concubines then? Trying to climb into his bed? Oof View More

Randompasserby: So uh, did Klein just figuratively handed over the key to all his assets for Audrey to manage?

You really can't blame the readers for shipping them at this point when you go around acting like a husband about to do business abroad and entrusting his wife with everything 🤭

Lord of the Mysteries · C1088
1 week ago

Randompasserby: So uh, did Klein just figuratively handed over the key to all his assets for Audrey to manage?

You really can't blame the readers for shipping them at this point when you go around acting like a husband about to do business abroad and entrusting his wife with everything 🤭

Lord of the Mysteries · C1088
1 week ago

AMintedMuffin: The real insect is Thrice Reckless. He's an undying cockroach even with all this death-seeking behavior.

Cultivation Chat Group · C702
1 week ago
Tsk I guess fun times are over and now we're back to living in unease. I've already dreamt multiple times about this book. That's how much I worry about it 😶 View More

CrimsonMoon: Red Priest based on the sequence 0 ritual is a symbolism for war. With Medici's appearance in Backlund, it might meant that a possible war is coming. This is further backed by the fact that this volume's title: Red Priest

Lord of the Mysteries · C1081
1 week ago

CrimsonMoon: Red Priest based on the sequence 0 ritual is a symbolism for war. With Medici's appearance in Backlund, it might meant that a possible war is coming. This is further backed by the fact that this volume's title: Red Priest

Lord of the Mysteries · C1081
1 week ago
I was just wondering if you were talking about HoH because I thought the same 😂 View More

Randompasserby: I want to introduce Klein to Chen Ge so bad right now lol.

The world will not, I repeat, will not ever be ready for the horrors the two of them can unleash 😱

On the downtime maybe they can chat about life and similarities like having a yandere Demon God/Empress of Disasters perpetually stalking you 🤭😁

Lord of the Mysteries · C1080
1 week ago

Tetractys: I am frankly appalled that Klein would think so terribly of Lee. He's a fun guy, who's only doing his best to make the world a better place...with mushrooms.

I look forward to his advancement. 🍄🍄🍄

Lord of the Mysteries · C1078
1 week ago
Did I hear mushroom??

I summon thee almighty 🙌 View More
Lord of the Mysteries · C1077
1 week ago
This analogy... have you been affected by the toilet jokes? XD it's been a while hahaha View More

GoodWithAToaster: That’s the problem with “door opening”.... you don’t always know what’s behind the door, and anyone who’s experienced something like barging into an occupied restroom or the like—when you don’t knock first you often come across scenes you didn’t want to or weren’t meant to see :)

Lord of the Mysteries · C1077
1 week ago

GoodWithAToaster: That’s the problem with “door opening”.... you don’t always know what’s behind the door, and anyone who’s experienced something like barging into an occupied restroom or the like—when you don’t knock first you often come across scenes you didn’t want to or weren’t meant to see :)

Lord of the Mysteries · C1077
1 week ago
Please no! It's been nagging at me since he's an old mentor and leader character (who have tendencies to die for the student to grow up blah blah) but I'm already half in love with him at this point. Don't go breaking my heart 💔💔💔 View More

Ozwin: I really like Colin, he knows how to play the game quite well... That suddenly makes me worry about his life expectancy, Cuttlefish seems to have a thing for killing likable support characters.

Lord of the Mysteries · C1076
1 week ago
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