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  • The Woeful Tale of an npc

    The Woeful Tale of an npc

    Video Games

    “Hear YE! Hear YE! HEAR YE! I bring you great news in this filt.. *cough*...This Great City under the establishment of the crue....*cough, cough*..The Ever Kind Countess Niwlat Evolem Dnaetah, a so wondrous and charitable Lady that many men from the Great Mother Church Wintal has come to visit her ladyship bearing so many blessing and gifts. However not all is well for our Kind and Benevolent Lady. For there is an unknown evil that lurk around in this City, and our Lady’s many husband has been assas...*COUGH*..Fallen to this Evil leaving our Glorious Lady a widower, all alone to fu..*Cough*..Mourned with the mens of the Great Mother Church. In Light of This Evil, Our Kind and Benevolent Lady bring unto you, my dear citizen, a bounty. For any man, woman or child that bring about news that lead to the capture of this Evil, a bounty of 2000 gold are promised to them.” .....Well....that’s over with. My name is Rugwald, and that wasn’t even my job, as a news speaker to these plebians. Not that I actually have any choice mind you. I mean it was either stand in the middle of the city square, freezing my arse off BUT SAFE or get to be bait for goblins. So, here I am, standing with my knees deep in horse dung and pelted by cold harsh winds and yelling on top of my lungs to these people. Just my luck to get picked up by a crazy battle maniac that run around, appearing and disappearing at random times. I have so many questions, questions such as; What in heaven’s name is a Player? Why the hell is this crazy person keep calling me an npc? What the hell is a System? And most of all, why does crazy morons like this guy keep on appearing everywhere and charge right into a group of monsters? And the ever so obvious and most important question of all, why? Why oh why did I ever think that applying to be an adventurer would ever be easy money? (please excuse the use of profanities that may be evident within, and the possibly horrible grammar.)

  • Memoirs of Demon Lord

    Memoirs of Demon Lord

    Fantasy

    In Darkness there is Light In Doubt there is Faith In Fear there is Courage In Despair there is Hope In Love there is Hate What make one a Demon Lord and what make one a Hero? Why must the Hero fight the Demon Lord? No one really know nor understand the existence that is known as Demon Lords? Why do they exist? Why do they always wished to conquer the world? For what purpose? It seem that every time there is a Demon Lord, all would put their hands on deck and try to exterminate said Demon Lord. Is it a game? A game like tag or hide and seek? Is it a game of chess then, where we are all pawns, to be used and put into whatever roles the players decided? Come within, perhaps within these stories, there is a clue, there might be a truth to the existence that is known as Demon Lords. Warning: cruel depictions

  • The World Is our (Mine!)

    The World Is our (Mine!)

    Fantasy

    My name is Rhemil Rhoa, and I was once a Knight of the Order of Iron. As I am confine within these walls of stone, awaiting my execution, I will recounted my story to you, O the stranger in the dark. Our disastrous defeat has greatly changed the order. Our illusions of obligation and honor, of grandeur and glory, of wealthy and pillage ,which we held ourselves to before, have entirely disappeared. Lord Eisen has given into apathy and refuses to see anyone, his sons, all of them have died in the siege. The officers rounded up the remaining dregs of our order and relocated us under the ruins of the fortress. It's a dismal, depressing place, but it's better than staying the forests among the corpses of our men. No one wanted to join the fight anymore, after all, one can only do so much against such overwhelming strength. The Auturo Kingdom has ordered the execution' of anyone that dare to enact desertion. And that means the inquisition's dungeon, torture, and death in the cleansing flames is all that awaits us back home should we had not died..... Dark, black, hungering crows no longer appear in our camp above. In their stead has appeared a most shining warriors high above our heads. They are mighty and like gods, are not afraid to use force against anyone standing in their way.....it was.....a mistake for the likes of us mortal to dare peek unto the domain of The Gods.....May the Holy Spirit save our soul..... —————-——————————————- This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. That being said, this work is a compilation of various (dead) works whose author is either dead, unknown-unable to contacts, or simply being put up on craigslist in the rant section.

Moments

Dafug???

WORGEN HERE???

Are we in Azeroth from World of Warcraft???? View More
Abe the Wizard · C27
6 days ago
-"W-what happened to these people?" he asked looking at skeleton's with crushed pelvis bones.
--"They were condemned to die by snu-snu!"
-"YAY! Snu-snu!!

-Futurama View More
Summoning the Holy Sword · C624
1 week ago
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Summoning the Holy Sword · C624
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Summoning the Holy Sword · C624
1 week ago
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Summoning the Holy Sword · C610
3 weeks ago
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FedEx: Really hope the author doesn't make everyone stupid again. They have an airship that can fire 6th rank spells, I better see it destroys legion of undeads.

Advent of the Archmage · C281
3 weeks ago
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Archena: Author should have use omni points to increase his own intelligence. Cause he is using one dumb logic after another i seriously doubt was he hit in the head lately when he writing the novel. Leaving such a big plot holes for.your readers that everyone kept falling and falling. Doesnt he had any shame or love for his readers that he was serving such pathetic shi.t?

Advent of the Archmage · C281
3 weeks ago

Archena: Author should have use omni points to increase his own intelligence. Cause he is using one dumb logic after another i seriously doubt was he hit in the head lately when he writing the novel. Leaving such a big plot holes for.your readers that everyone kept falling and falling. Doesnt he had any shame or love for his readers that he was serving such pathetic shi.t?

Advent of the Archmage · C281
3 weeks ago
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Bibliophileaddict: High level demons should be at least Rank 6 (thus they need a spell of equivalent power to do damage, and even then it probably would need a few shots) with some of them perhaps being Rank 7. None (maybe one at most, like maybe that leader succubus) should be of Rank 8, and even then they will not be as much of a threat as Tarviss who had used to be a Legendary (over 10) Level warrior before he weakened from the fight and sealing to become Level 8 (even a weakened ex-Legendary is obviously superior to someone who is currently of an equivalent level).

As for Aymons ending up escaping, author can barely be forgiven for it by chalking it up to Link still learning and inexperienced (Link will probably learn some magic spells to to put traps on prisoners in the future so that way they can die at a moments notice if they are attempted to be rescued, like an exploding collar).
But what will not fly in the future is if a prisoner is rescued again after suffering from this lesson (they better reexamine the prisoner transport protocols with some being exclusive executioners in case of rescue). After all, Link is supposed to learn from his mistakes.

Advent of the Archmage · C281
3 weeks ago
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Bibliophileaddict: I guess Fine-Scaled Succubus was the race that helped cause Skinorse's end in the game (or maybe a different variety, but it could be this specific one too).

Advent of the Archmage · C281
3 weeks ago
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Bibliophileaddict: High level demons should be at least Rank 6 (thus they need a spell of equivalent power to do damage, and even then it probably would need a few shots) with some of them perhaps being Rank 7. None (maybe one at most, like maybe that leader succubus) should be of Rank 8, and even then they will not be as much of a threat as Tarviss who had used to be a Legendary (over 10) Level warrior before he weakened from the fight and sealing to become Level 8 (even a weakened ex-Legendary is obviously superior to someone who is currently of an equivalent level).

As for Aymons ending up escaping, author can barely be forgiven for it by chalking it up to Link still learning and inexperienced (Link will probably learn some magic spells to to put traps on prisoners in the future so that way they can die at a moments notice if they are attempted to be rescued, like an exploding collar).
But what will not fly in the future is if a prisoner is rescued again after suffering from this lesson (they better reexamine the prisoner transport protocols with some being exclusive executioners in case of rescue). After all, Link is supposed to learn from his mistakes.

Advent of the Archmage · C281
3 weeks ago
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FedEx: Really hope the author doesn't make everyone stupid again. They have an airship that can fire 6th rank spells, I better see it destroys legion of undeads.

Advent of the Archmage · C281
3 weeks ago
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FedEx: Really hope the author doesn't make everyone stupid again. They have an airship that can fire 6th rank spells, I better see it destroys legion of undeads.

Advent of the Archmage · C281
3 weeks ago
Garcia: "I'm sorry, I can't accept the plan yet (not by you)"

Lize: "This is Mr.Rhode's plan"

Garcia: (This changes things, pretty boy in my debt, not a bad chance! *insert lenny face*) View More
Summoning the Holy Sword · C549
1 month ago
Mysterious man: " I've FOUND YOU! MISS SEREN! You shall pay for this with your life"

Starlight guild member A: " OH SHIT! He called Leader's a Miss!!"

Starlight member B: "I bet five gold he dead" View More
Summoning the Holy Sword · C545
2 months ago
Dun dun dun! Battle Angel Celia to the rescue!

NEWS HEADLINE
"ARMY ALLIANCE OF MEN RAN AWAY"
"SAVED BY LONE ANGEL!"

"IS INDEPENDENCY FROM MUNN KINGDOM A WRONG CHOICE?"

"PARLIAMENT MEMBERS UNABLE TO ANSWER!" View More
Summoning the Holy Sword · C529
2 months ago
Hmm....at first I thought Celestia be like a rebellious punk rock kinda devil girl.

Guess she’s a Dominatrix after all.... View More
Summoning the Holy Sword · C521
2 months ago
hmm....I could hear the sound if teeth gnashing about in the background and army of non-descriptive men be yelling
“DIE YOU HANDSOME BASTARD!” View More
Summoning the Holy Sword · C520
2 months ago

Tacitusiua: A lies that start as a tiny grain of sand into a HUGE AVALANCHE OF ROCKS!!!

How to cover up a little lie? WITH A EVEN BIGGER LIE!!

Summoning the Holy Sword · C517
2 months ago
A lies that start as a tiny grain of sand into a HUGE AVALANCHE OF ROCKS!!!

How to cover up a little lie? WITH A EVEN BIGGER LIE!! View More
Summoning the Holy Sword · C517
2 months ago
I can imagine what they be thinking.

Garcia: (Damn, oh thanks to the heaven to gifting such a beauty to my eyes, and a man to boot!)

Rhode: ( Touch me and I’ll sliced off your hands and shove it where the sun don’t shine)

Soldiers: *whisper* “Let’s run away, blood is gonna rain one of these day.” View More
Summoning the Holy Sword · C511
2 months ago
It’s Celestia underwear! View More
Summoning the Holy Sword · C487
3 months ago
Tinder!

Yes You shall indeed lose something when having it!

Money, Time, your pride, or even your virginity if you still have it, or you could also gain something, a good sexy date, and a bun in the oven that you’ll be paying for the rest of your lives. View More
Lord of the Mysteries · C612
3 months ago
what if someone make a Game with these setting, where Classes are attain through potions and rituals.

Then someone or some group irl do mimic The Fool’s ritual luck and get transported into This kind of world. View More
Lord of the Mysteries · C540
4 months ago
Far over the misty mountains cold
To dungeons deep and caverns old
We must away ere break of day
To find our long-forgotten gold
The pines were roaring on the height
The winds were moaning in the night
The fire was red, it flaming spread
The trees like torches blazed with light View More
Summoning the Holy Sword · C387
4 months ago
Far over the misty mountains cold
To dungeons deep and caverns old
We must away ere break of day
To find our long-forgotten gold
The pines were roaring on the height
The winds were moaning in the night
The fire was red, it flaming spread
The trees like torches blazed with light View More
Summoning the Holy Sword · C386
4 months ago

Tacitusiua: Far over the misty mountains cold
To dungeons deep and caverns old
We must away ere break of day
To find our long-forgotten gold
The pines were roaring on the height
The winds were moaning in the night
The fire was red, it flaming spread
The trees like torches blazed with light

Summoning the Holy Sword · C388
4 months ago
Far over the misty mountains cold
To dungeons deep and caverns old
We must away ere break of day
To find our long-forgotten gold
The pines were roaring on the height
The winds were moaning in the night
The fire was red, it flaming spread
The trees like torches blazed with light View More
Summoning the Holy Sword · C388
4 months ago

Tacitusiua: JESUS FREAKING CHRIST. ALL THIS MONOLOGUE IS BUMMING ME OUT.

It’s like watching an showdown between a villain
in colorful tights talking to himself while having the superhero strapped on a rocket.

VILLAIN:
“HAHAHA, FOOLISH <Name here> I’VE GOT YOU IN MY CLUTCHES AND NOW WILL SPEND THE NEXT 24 HRS TELLING YOU ABOUT MY PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION WHILE YOU AWAITING YOUR IMPENDING DOOM”

Superhero:
“OH GOD, STOP YOUR MONOLOGUING AND JUST KILL ME NOW.”

End of the Magic Era · C382
5 months ago
JESUS FREAKING CHRIST. ALL THIS MONOLOGUE IS BUMMING ME OUT.

It’s like watching an showdown between a villain
in colorful tights talking to himself while having the superhero strapped on a rocket.

VILLAIN:
“HAHAHA, FOOLISH <Name here> I’VE GOT YOU IN MY CLUTCHES AND NOW WILL SPEND THE NEXT 24 HRS TELLING YOU ABOUT MY PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION WHILE YOU AWAITING YOUR IMPENDING DOOM”

Superhero:
“OH GOD, STOP YOUR MONOLOGUING AND JUST KILL ME NOW.” View More
End of the Magic Era · C382
5 months ago
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