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MoaningFrodo: "Ziyun, wait a moment!" Nie Li shouted inmediately to stop her.

"Do you wanna join?" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tales of Demons and Gods · C473
1 month ago

MoaningFrodo: My New Year's Resolution: to take the top 3 comments in this chapter.

Last week at the gym I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was.

She said "Fuck you".

So I'm pretty excited for 2019.

Tales of Demons and Gods · C473
1 month ago

MoaningFrodo: My New Year's Resolution: to take the top 3 comments in this chapter.

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.

Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium.

She said, "I have a praise.

Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

(You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced.)

"Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain."

We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

(Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirm uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.)

"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."

(All the men sighed with unified relief.)

The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man slowly stood up and walked just as slowly to the podium.

He said, "I'm Tom Smith." The entire congregation held its breath.

"I just want to tell my wife -- the word is sternum."

Tales of Demons and Gods · C473
1 month ago

MoaningFrodo: My New Year's Resolution: to take the top 3 comments in this chapter.

"Mom, I'm dating a man."

"Whom, sweetheart?"

"Mike the mailman."

"Mike the mailman? But he could be your father!"

"But mom, age is just a number."

"Sweetheart, I don't think you understood."

Tales of Demons and Gods · C473
1 month ago

GNU: Some thing are better not said to others

Tales of Demons and Gods · C61
1 month ago

Joebreezy: My only problem with this novel is that if the prince likes the mc, either he is gay and will be disappointed to find out she's female later, or he's straight and this fascination with the mc makes no sense. My problem comes from the fact that I think it's the later, thus being quite immersion breaking for me, based on the fact that I think you made it like that because WE know mc is a girl. There got that out of my system, otherwise, I truly really enjoy reading this novel.

NoGift · C13
2 months ago

Morning_Fragrance: Aurum is honestly a confirmed yandere, I'm not into that gay **** but the MC having contact with the prince while in another continent would be very beneficial. When Aurum crushed the crystal, I was honestly annoyed and I see her as nothing but a ***** now.

NoGift · C13
2 months ago

gimem: Nature sure is beautiful. I can almost hear David Attenborough's soothing voice as he describes the life cycle of the green blob.

Lilim Heritage Online · C24
2 months ago

potato4u: Hmmm. Imagine a mosquito letting out a roar.. 😅

Renegade Immortal · C219
3 months ago
Thanks View More
Renegade Immortal · C123
3 months ago

Anotest: The people in cultivator societies sure do love to "coldly snort" at things. Happens all the time. Bustling cities must sound like a daily orchestra of snorting.

A Will Eternal · C664
4 months ago

wavy: It's a g-g-ghost, scoob!!!

Age of Teras: Monster Evolution · C10
5 months ago

Kerhex: Dogs, cows, potatoes, cats, chickens, spinach, rabbits; possess the same inherent value as non-rational living beings. To believe otherwise is hypocritical and inconsistent. You can argue that culturally you vslue dogs more than the rest, as traditional animal companions. Hindu people would argue that cows are worth more. I see them as edible. Won't go out of my way to find a dog to eat, but if I'm hungry and no animal or vegetal alternative is available, I won't exceptions out of anything edible.

Cultivation Chat Group · C16
6 months ago

Dank_god: Boob sizes with a side of sarcasm
A ---> Almost Boobs.
B ---> Barely there.
C ---> Can't Complain!
D ---> Damn!
DD ---> Double damn!
E ---> Enormous!
F ---> Fake
G ---> Get a reduction!

End of the Magic Era · C88
7 months ago

ThrustThunder: If you'd like some suggestions of my favorite Novels that this one is ripping off so far:
Warlock of the Magus World (The OG reincarnation with a chip novel, one of the Best out there)
Age of Adepts (Another Wizard chip story about a truly guileful MC)
The Wizard World (Chip story that has very Fever Dream set pieces, like reading a vivid Lucid dream)
When A Mage Revolts (A guy reincarnates with a system that trolls him, eventually becomes the Hero of all persecuted Mages)
The Book Eating Magician (Guy's hand turns into a Grimoire that can eat books to learn magic)
The New World (Guy gets trapped in a cave when the world gets a system, does what he can to survive. VERY WELL WRITTEN!)
The Games We Play by Ryuugi (Kid gains power of Videogame Protagonist, Min/max's his skills, forced to pretend to be Badass Mafia Boss to outsmart Godly enemies. The most Cunning/Smartest MC I've read in a long time.)
The World Turned into a Game After I Woke up (Guy's World gains Gaming System. He gets killed so much he Returns to the past, Shameless looting ensues!)
A Monster Who Levels Up (Guy transforms into Monsters as his trait, Uses their unique skills to become Rich/OP)
The City of Terror (Guy wakes up with a status screen in a fever dream city where it's kill or be killed by Chinese monsters of lore, becomes OP)
Seoul Station’s Necromancer (Guy returns from conquering a System World to find it has bleed into his own World, becomes OP)
The Arcane Emperor (Guy sends himself to Gaming World by flubbing a spell, ends up acquiring an OP class)
Shadow Hack (Guy gets Shadow Clones to XP grind for him, becomes more OP every chapter)
Leveling Up And Becoming Undefeatable (NEET Reincarnated with a System that gives the Skills of Other Wuxia Protagonists, junk food writing at it's most shameless)
Godly Model Creator (Kid in Superpower World uses ability to copy others skills to become OP, Kills his enemies!)
The Strongest Gene (Guy reincarnates to World of genetic modification with cheat skill of Luck. Creative face slapping abounds)
Rebirth of the Thief Who Roamed the World (Guy reincarnates back 10 years and uses VRMMORPG to get revenge on the people who killed him through Shameless looting)
Reincarnation Of The Strongest Sword God (Rips off Rebirth heavily, but the release rate is exemplary)
Night Ranger (Transferred into a D&D VRRPG, Guy must gain Power before the Apocalypse happens, very well written)
Advent of the Archmage (Same as Night Ranger but more Magic Driven)
Tales of Demons and Gods (Mad Snail's Novel, turned Manga, turned Anime about a reincarnator who uses his Advanced knowledge to become rich and slap faces)
Upgrade Specialist in Another World (Increase your cultivation by making your accessories op? Yes please!)
Strongest Abandoned Son (A Cultivator reincarnates into our World, uses powers to slap faces and get rich)
The Desolate Era (Kid reincarnates into Wuxia World with OP cultivation technique, eventually kills Gods with his sword.)

A Wizard's Secret · C1
8 months ago
Thank you. If it was another author, i would not left my name, but I really like the characters you are making, and I am curious at what kind of ,,Filip'' you will make.
And thank you for the good novel. View More

TopRailGun: Your name is noted and appreciated

Alexandria's Genesis · C27
10 months ago
Filip View More
Alexandria's Genesis · C27
10 months ago
Dumbest mother ever. View More
Battle of Ascension · C58
11 months ago

EastWest: "But it was natural that all of this distant information held no real meaning for Wang Zhong."

Yes, thank you. And what real meaning does it have for us readers? ^^

Battle Frenzy · C153
1 year ago
Jesus, he really did it with Eli? View More
Master of the Dungeon, Exploring the World? What? · C0
1 year ago
Repeated chapter... View More
Absorbed · C2
1 year ago

thestatsguy: Website : qidian china
Views : 20.75million
Rating : 8.1(2115)
Chapters : 683
Status : ongoing
Ranking : 3
Word count : 1.4million
author level : lv5
No of works : 3
Year : 2017
If you are interested, my reviews are in almost every novel with atleast 3 likes.

Spare Me, Great Lord!
1 year ago
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