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Meet Gu Yu—a college dropout and a talented incense maker, and at the same time, the rather stoic protagonist of this story. Despite his somewhat introverted manner, he has a tendency to make sarcastic remarks in his thoughts. One day, after saving a squirrel, a windfall (metaphorically and literally) dropped into his lap.Stumbling into the cultivation world with little help, he was not turned into Superman overnight (as he would like). Apparently, becoming a cultivator would not make your life easier, at least in the beginning. Somewhere along the road, he ran into Jiang Xiaozhai, a young woman who’s got the brains, the beauty, and maybe one or two secrets of her own. As it turned out, the two made a perfect team—Mulder-and-Scully style. Motivated by many unanswered questions, they had been running up and down the country, getting into all kinds of trouble, and learning more of the modern cultivation world, which is by no means the same as in the ages long past…
One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...
An ultimate warrior, the one and only Alchemy Emperor, Ling Han, had died in his quest to achieve godhood. Ten thousands years later, and he, with the "Invincible Heaven Scroll", was reborn in the body of a young man with the same name. From then on, winds and clouds moved, as he set himself against uncountable geniuses of this new era. His path of becoming a legend has begun once more. At all eras, and underneath the heavens, I am the strongest!
Suatu hari, tiba-tiba Song Shuhang dimasukkan ke grup obrolan dengan banyak senior yang menderita penyakit chuuni. Orang-orang di dalam grup itu saling memanggil 'Teman Pedekar' dan berbagai macam sebutan: Tuan Istana, Tuan Goa, Raja Sejati, Tuan Abadi, dll. Bahkan hewan peliharaan pendiri grup ini yang kabur dari rumah disebut 'anjing monster'. Mereka akan berbincang tentang meramu obat, menjelajahi reruntuhan kuno, atau menceritakan pengalaman mereka menggunakan teknik-teknik sepanjang hari. Namun, setelah mengamati grup itu cukup lama, ia menemukan bahwa tidak semuanya seperti yang terlihat...
Satu hari, Song Shuhang dimasukkan dalam satu kumpulan perbualan yang terdiri daripada orang-orang tua yang menghidap penyakit mental. Mereka memanggil setiap ahli sebagai Rakan Dao dan pelbagai nama panggilan yang lain seperti Mahaguru Istana, Ketua Gua, Raja Agung, Mahaguru Abadi dan lain-lain. Haiwan peliharaan ketua kumpulan yang telah lari dari rumahnya itu juga dipanggil dengan panggilan Anjing Raksasa. Perbualan harian mereka biasanya melibatkan tentang cara menapis ubat, meneroka ke kawasan tinggalan sejarah atau berkongsi pengalaman tentang teknik-teknik untuk kemahiran tertentu. Selepas beberapa lama dia berada dalam kumpulan perbualan itu, tak semua benda seperti yang disangka...
Cyrnean: No gender pronouns in Chinese? It wouldn’t make sense otherwise since the person chatting would know the gender.Cultivation Chat Group · C7
shadowmist619: Roland in a white van, giving free ice cream to unsuspecting Sand people.Release That Witch · C771
Khalis: Also, the Awakening sounds like a woman's 'time-of-the-month', and just like that event, it's entirely your fault for still being near a woman who's experiencing it.Release That Witch · C756
Daoist_Pinkerton: Thanks for the chapter!
Roland: What if I replace the word 'deities' in this story with something else?
History Channel Guy: Aliens.Release That Witch · C736
shadowmist619: The monsters should file a case against roland. XDRelease That Witch · C721
4HOURS: I feel kinda bad for the Tequilla witches though, they have researched and planned on how to deal with the demons, even created their own versions of the magic slayers and made superhuman soldiers. All of that suddenly became obsolete the moment some engineer who died of overwork transmigrated.Release That Witch · C690
Lunari: just please let them arrive already and let the mind breaking begin >.>Release That Witch · C689
masteright: This is like pokemon. New witches in every region and the goal is to collect them all..Release That Witch · C676
AlexDoan: here is where the story goes haywire. This is the moment when the author decided to force to martial art subplot into a perfectly fine western-themed novel. This is where it went wrong.Release That Witch · C659
Otaviv: One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on an exotic parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher. Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid. The price was high but the fine bird was finally his!
As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"
"Don't worry," said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"Release That Witch · C652
Kuuderin: I said it once and I'll say it again, Anna is a terrible character, fitting right into to Mary Sue archetype. Her character has a̶l̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ no development at all making her one dimensional and boring. Her existence in the story has been grossly over glorified.
tl;dr : Anna is a terribly written character and shpuld be and can be easily replaced.
p/s ; Nightingale is the best!Release That Witch · C648
Revolving_Samsara: “Not now” means the author has to fight it out with his wife to find out if its going to be a harem or a non-harem novel, lolRelease That Witch · C647
Randompasserby: Uncle Roland doing what he does best, luring unsuspecting little girls into his van of industrialization with sweets and perfumes.Release That Witch · C645
Dice: Roland Wimbledon-Transmigrator, Engineer, Business man, King, dream tomb raider, loli cultivator, dizziness spellcaster...extraordinaire.Release That Witch · C643
FangSy: HAPPY NEW YEAR FIRST ARMY!!!! Release that Chapter....I mean Witch.Release That Witch · C630
Adicawida: Imagine this, Roland wins but he woke up in Zero's body(with the witch's power and all) then he'll need to convince everyone that he's Roland and not Zero, it might be one of the ways the author can use to circumvent the no-harem policy of his wife, since she said no harem but nothing about yuri...Release That Witch · C628
HapHap: H : Save me, and my body is yours. ..
R : Oh, , , ok i can make ur body to work in factory.Release That Witch · C596
BurntCabbage: Heidi Morgan used to be the leader of the Bloodfang Association but then she took a bullet to the knee.Release That Witch · C595
BurntCabbage: Anna's Secret sounds like some kind of new luxury lingerie line by Roland...Release That Witch · C583
4HOURS: Roland, I love you my man but, that's a shi-t name for an operation as important and complex as thisRelease That Witch · C580
BurntCabbage: I think the chefs should get a POV chapter. They do so much work preparing food for all the witches every day and whenever Roland has a big banquet to welcome guests, there is always enough to satisfy everyone. They deserve a lot more credit and attention than what is shown here. At least one of them should be able to earn the heart of a witch since the fastest way there is through the stomach.Release That Witch · C575
AlexDoan: Damn immigrants taking our job! We need to build a wall, the biggest wall, and we will make the church pay for it! Make Neverwinter great again!Release That Witch · C569
Etrigan_the_Demon: Story reminds me of strategy games. Humans have the difficulty setting in high. And Roland is the cheat you enable when you realize you cant win.Release That Witch · C562
ChiefCrispyChicken: go Maggie!!
ゝ、 ＼ ／⌒ヽ,ノ /´
ゝ、 `（ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ／
∠_,,,/´”Release That Witch · C551
Khalis: Thank You Edith but our Prince is in Another Castle!Release That Witch · C542
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