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Dank_god: I will stop posting here and become a wanderer(2nd time)

Parting Joke

When a woman gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when a guy orders a 240 volt Fuckmaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collecting tray, together with optional built-in realistic orgasm scream 7.1 sound system, he's called a pervert.

End of the Magic Era · C102
1 day ago

Ravana_Fiendgod: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You liar! You've been playing golf!"

End of the Magic Era · C98
1 day ago

Dank_god: Oof

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Double oof

The daughter asks, "Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?" The mother smiles and says, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it's like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it's like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" the daughter asks. "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."

End of the Magic Era · C98
1 day ago

Dank_god: Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this:

Jake's whore house, You got the dough, We got the hoe

and a blonde joke to finish it off

Three blondes girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, "Look, it's deer tracks." The second one said, "No, it's wolf tracks" and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train.

End of the Magic Era · C90
1 day ago

SemiDevil: Finally a measurement a man of culture can understand...

End of the Magic Era · C88
1 day ago

Dank_god: Boob sizes with a side of sarcasm
A ---> Almost Boobs.
B ---> Barely there.
C ---> Can't Complain!
D ---> Damn!
DD ---> Double damn!
E ---> Enormous!
F ---> Fake
G ---> Get a reduction!

End of the Magic Era · C88
1 day ago

Dank_god: From a fellow commentator

What if the reason yawning is contagious is because a ghost sticks it's d!ck in your mouth and then moves on.


Airpod users are too poor to afford the wires

End of the Magic Era · C70
2 days ago

ThrustThunder: Who loves good wizard Puns? Too bad, i'm telling them anyway...
Q: What happened to the naughty wizard at school?
A: He was ex-spelled.

Q: What was the young wizard’s favorite part of school?
A: The spelling bee.

Q: What kind of tests do they give in wizard school?
A: Hex-aminations.

Q: What do you get if you cross a wizard and a blizzard?
A: A cold spell.

End of the Magic Era · C39
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Library of Heaven's Path · C1826
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I Might Be A Fake Cultivator · C290
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Realm of Myths and Legends · C349
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Reborn: Evolving From Nothing · C235
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AuthorWiz: I can do this all day

Reborn: Apocalypse - Volume 2 · C88
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Realm of Myths and Legends · C346
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Realm of Myths and Legends · C346
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I Might Be A Fake Cultivator · C283
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Super Gene · C1740
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2ndless: Wait, Suhang got hit but is feeling comfortable instead? Is he awaken as an m?

Cultivation Chat Group · C1014
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Super Gene · C1739
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Super Gene · C1738
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Hexendrach: Wow

Super Gene · C1738
2 weeks ago
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