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burntpotato: So Klein hired both Teacher and Student for protection.
Miss Bodyguard= 1K pounds
Miss Messenger= 10K gold coinsLord of the Mysteries · C751
BurntCabbage: A haiku about Klein learning how to be a tycoon:
Dwayne's wallet's in pain.
Walter won't let him falter.
The Fool goes to school.Lord of the Mysteries · C749
BurntCabbage: If an Apothecary can already make Viagra, then a Potions Professor could probably take it to the next level with gender bending potions, futanari potions, or other potions for hentai-like transformations.Lord of the Mysteries · C747
Randompasserby: Lol at least he got some easy loot this time 😅
Good boy Emlyn didn't forget to offer sacrifice because the Lofty Mr. Fool would never deign to ask first... one thing Derrick could learn from him heheheLord of the Mysteries · C747
Randompasserby: Potions Professor seems like a pretty handy support class. Utility and battle oriented buffs are always welcome in any party.
I suppose the lower ranked Apothecary only deals with mortal afflictions instead of the more supernatural ones?
Just "that one" buff at night is priceless already tho 😏Lord of the Mysteries · C747
PotatOS: Soon there will be a divine decree: "To all believers of the Fool: Please note that from now on praying during sleeping hours is strictly forbidden. Please refrain from spamming 'His' divine lordship with unnecessary or unreasonable requests. Make sure your prayer really requires the attention of a God. Repeated offenders will be blacklisted from the Fool's attention. For minor/non-life-threatening issues please leave a message with the divine answering machine Arrodes."Lord of the Mysteries · C747
Randompasserby: Klein's butt will be shining clean in a matter of days, maybe hours even if he actually took Arrodes as his Butler lmao 🤣
Round the clock asskissing service plus a complementary mystical Google search artifact hehLord of the Mysteries · C740
burntpotato: Guest: Excuse me, I'd like to ask where the restroom is?
Butler Arrodes: Just turn right at the end of the corrider. Now, based on the principle of reciprocity, it's my turn to ask the question.Lord of the Mysteries · C740
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Suck_My_Huge_Dick: At the beginning of this volume, Klein claimed that he would hunt the blood admiral to start Gherman’s travel...now he succeed. I think this volume is near to its end.Lord of the Mysteries · C730
Davidwrn: My second favorite character after Anderson would be Arrodes. I am so looking forward to see the reactions of those people from the church of steam and machinery when they see the type of questions the MC got.
Arrodes would be a very successful politician in my country.Lord of the Mysteries · C712
Alessan: It’s nice that there is no longer a time limit on tarot meetings. It never really mattered but it just feels good to be better. Derrick can learn Ancient Hermès and everyone can sing together around a bonfire with Mr FoolLord of the Mysteries · C717
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UnrivaledSolicitor: Man, the Faceless ability is low-key broken af in this type of setting. While shapeshifting is a pretty generic ability for most Eastern protags, most of the time its use either haphazardly or as one-offs. But with Klein? It becomes a blood-chilling weapon that’s nigh impossible to be constantly wary of unless they’re of the Devil sequence. Throw in all Klein’s artifacts and all pirates not at Demigod tier or Gerhman’s friends should just take a permanent vacation 😂😂😂Lord of the Mysteries · C709
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Ozwin: *insert mass exodus of pirates*
As soon as they see their ships “Set sail! Set sail!”
“What do you mean set sail?! Where is everyone who went ashore?”
“Leave them to die! Sparrow is right behind me!”
*Pirates immediately pull away the plank and start getting the ship in motion*
“I’m not on the ship yet you bastards!”
“””He is after you not us! Stall him long enough for us to get away!”””
*repeat scene with minor variations in other locations*Lord of the Mysteries · C708
Retsura: Did klein and edwina have a date in the form of study together...?Lord of the Mysteries · C706
Lord of the Mysteries · C706
DeadmanWhisperer: By reaching top ten alone, we can get 5 bonus chapters. Imagine we reached top 1 every week, our TL will provide 15 bonus chapter per week! 😂😂 lets tire him to dea- .. I mean lets vote for top spot!Lord of the Mysteries · C695
GoodWithAToaster: Don’t worry, Edwina! Your knight in shining armor, Danitz, is coming to slay the dragon and rescue you! .....or more likely find you then be rescued by you instead.....but he will find you nonetheless!Lord of the Mysteries · C693
Alessan: Interesting that Sequences 8,5,4 all require different types of brilliance rocks.Lord of the Mysteries · C686
Dex2: Oh 😯, I hadn't realized that.
Sequence 8 = a piece of Brilliance rock...
Sequence 5 = a piece of pure white brilliant stone...
Sequence 4 = a piece of Holy brilliance rock...
And in all of them, it is a main ingredient.Lord of the Mysteries · C686
Retsura: Seer divination to make plan and control dificulty, clown for dexterity, magician for flashy ninja skill, faceless to become other people, and nimblewright master for sure kill attack,
Isn't this a perfect skill set for assasination...Lord of the Mysteries · C682
Lord of the Mysteries · C682
Feliprins1: That was the rule written by Roselle about there never being a sequence 1 if there is already a sequence 0, meaning that the sequence 0 is the combination of the three sequence 1sLord of the Mysteries · C666
Randompasserby: Oh no this can't be happening.... I must have read wrongly...
Did, did Klein just flirted with the mermaids?! 🤯😂🤣
It seems like we have seriously overlooked/underestimated Gehrman's charm stat lol, and this is without Tinder!Lord of the Mysteries · C665
Alessan: Taking control of other beyonder powers seems to be pretty common around Sequence 5. At minimum there’s already Nimblewright Master, Shepherd, Scribe, Polymath and the Marauder Pathway. If you wanted to stretch it one could even add Baron of Corruption and a Wraith’s possession. We don’t even know all the Sequences in that area, something like Spectator Sequence 5 could easily have a similar ability. I’m liking these so far.Lord of the Mysteries · C665
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Randompasserby: The Fool rendered utterly speechless upon his first clear, unobstructed view of Miss Justice, our dear Audrey Hall is priceless.
Savour it Klein, it's not often you can feast on a completely uncorrupted, innocent eyecandy with no inherent danger. Rid yourself of your Demoness trauma huehuehue 🤣😏Lord of the Mysteries · C643
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