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Reincarnator · C426
Why Did You Summon Me？ · C363
ElKashmirPabyjin: Most furries are sickWhy Did You Summon Me？ · C362
Ultimate Scheming System · C709
xRicex: Short jokes here
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enoughMonster Pet Evolution · C43
xRicex: Jokes here
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. “Do you have health insurance?” she asked. He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.” The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?” He replied, “No money in the bank.” Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?” asked the irritated nun. He said, “I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.” The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.” The patient replied, “Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-lawMonster Pet Evolution · C41
xRicex: Long JOKEs here
After having failed his exam, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
“Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”
“Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!”
“Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you to give me an “A” for the Exam.”
“Okay, it’s a deal. So what is the question?”
“What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?”
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an “A”, as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers:
“Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 17 Year old lover, which is logical but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife’s lover an “A”, although he really should have failed, is neither legal nor logical.”Monster Pet Evolution · C39
Arua: "like a 400 pounds kid"
Is the author having something with overweight people? He keeps introducing characters having that feature or in this case, making analogies to it...Monster Pet Evolution · C9
EmpressYun: In every chapter of the book.....
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Yao Si: ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)My Dad Is the Galaxy's Prince Charming · C104
Why Did You Summon Me？ · C283
The Buggiest System v1 · C73
TrueMonarchCritic: Im a just come out and say it....
Im a big yuri fan
This chapter placed my mind deeeeep in the guttter.Shift! The Side-Character Heroine · C413
DorianBear: How sad is it that i had to get to about half your comment b4 i realized it was a joke. Some chinese novels are really that bad.Silver Overlord
Hello, Mr. Major General · C25
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