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This story is getting boring real fast smh View More
End of the Magic Era · C165
3 days ago
So tired of having to wait this long for such a good story smh View More

strdust: Feel like we would reincarnate before this story end.

Tales of Demons and Gods · C479
3 days ago
Reading Status: C479
Really great story but very slow release dates. The story has a really great plot tho and very steady pace that keeps u reading day and night. View More
Tales of Demons and Gods
3 days ago

RynRyl: First time this novel chapter dissapointed me

End of the Magic Era · C164
3 days ago

AltShiftBam: Can i have my credits back? Ignoring all the inner monologue, that will again be without consequence, the chapter had at most 30 words.

End of the Magic Era · C164
3 days ago
Second View More
The 7 Realms (Book 2) · C16
1 month ago

Dank_god: Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this:

Jake's whore house, You got the dough, We got the hoe

and a blonde joke to finish it off

Three blondes girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, "Look, it's deer tracks." The second one said, "No, it's wolf tracks" and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train.

End of the Magic Era · C90
1 month ago

Dank_god: Here's some Jokes
What's Mexicos National sport?
Cross Country.


Doctor: why did you take your antibiotics at 6am, when i told you 9am?
Me: I wanted to surprise the bacteria

End of the Magic Era · C84
1 month ago

RhinoRace: It is so irritating that author writes multiple senteces with the same meaning one after another just to make chapter longer.

End of the Magic Era · C70
1 month ago

yesiam: Idk why but i think its getting boring for me.

End of the Magic Era · C67
1 month ago

ThisGuyy: The name of the chapter has the same meaning for us because the time has come for us to recieve the blessings from the Heavenly dao of patience as well as recieving our mounthy patience points from the Supreme sect, the Patience sect

Tales of Demons and Gods · C476
2 months ago

asdbsa: Sorry, I'm late. Is the monthly meeting over?

Tales of Demons and Gods · C476
2 months ago

Alwin: It's the first Wuxia I've read.
I forgot how may novels I dropped because of slow updates, but somehow I'm still reading this one. 🤭

Tales of Demons and Gods · C476
2 months ago

Huga557: Guys look at the bright side..... at least it hasn't turned premium

Tales of Demons and Gods · C476
2 months ago

MoaningFrodo: Genie: I can grant you only one wish.

Me: I wish to live forever!

Genie: That wish is impossible, choose another one.

Me: Ok, I wish to live for as long as TDG doesn't end.

Genie: Impossible!

Me: What? Why?

Genie: Because even I don't know when it will end!

Tales of Demons and Gods · C475
4 months ago

MoaningFrodo: Great! 11 more chapters to go before the next Chinese New Year!

Tales of Demons and Gods · C474
5 months ago

MoaningFrodo: My New Year's Resolution: to take the top 3 comments in this chapter.
~

"Mom, I'm dating a man."

"Whom, sweetheart?"

"Mike the mailman."

"Mike the mailman? But he could be your father!"

"But mom, age is just a number."

"Sweetheart, I don't think you understood."

Tales of Demons and Gods · C473
6 months ago

MoaningFrodo: "Ziyun, wait a moment!" Nie Li shouted inmediately to stop her.

"Do you wanna join?" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tales of Demons and Gods · C473
6 months ago

MoaningFrodo: My New Year's Resolution: to take the top 3 comments in this chapter.
~

Last week at the gym I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was.

She said "Fuck you".

So I'm pretty excited for 2019.

Tales of Demons and Gods · C473
6 months ago

MoaningFrodo: My New Year's Resolution: to take the top 3 comments in this chapter.
~

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.

Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium.

She said, "I have a praise.

Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

(You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced.)

"Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain."

We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

(Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirm uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.)

"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."

(All the men sighed with unified relief.)

The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man slowly stood up and walked just as slowly to the podium.

He said, "I'm Tom Smith." The entire congregation held its breath.

"I just want to tell my wife -- the word is sternum."

Tales of Demons and Gods · C473
6 months ago

MoaningFrodo: My New Year's Resolution: to take the top 3 comments in this chapter.
~

My wife is pregnant and my doctor asked me if I had ever been present at a childbirth before.

I replied, "Yes, just once."

The doctor asked, "What was it like?"

I said, "It was dark, then suddenly very bright."

Tales of Demons and Gods · C473
6 months ago
First 🙃 View More
True Martial World · C43
6 months ago
Man I haven’t laughed this much at any story on this app 🤣🤣 View More
I Shall Seal The Heavens · C182
8 months ago

Wenaluna: LMFAOO!! Chen Fan finally meets someone who WOULD TALK TO HIM 😂😂😂

I Shall Seal The Heavens · C181
8 months ago

rikoprika: What i love about this novel . Is that i can send a msg to my grandchildrin throw comment . Dont forget to check about this novel i started reading in it in my 20 . And you are probaly 20 soo keep up the legacy

Tales of Demons and Gods · C469
10 months ago
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