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calgrant: I wonder if the author will ever address the topic of what the Devs think about Han’s character.

“Who the heck programmed this guy?”

The Legendary Mechanic · C145
3 hours ago

Palmleaves001: Why i keep imagine yuri scene ... Di Su Su x Lin Yalin

The Legendary Mechanic · C144
3 hours ago

asdfqwerty1234: When science and magic collide, a story is born.

The Legendary Mechanic · C143
4 hours ago

BaluErasmus: Thumbs up if Hila is best waifu 🙈

The Legendary Mechanic · C143
4 hours ago

GreenArm_Samurai: Snipers here must be frying bullets before shooting lol

The Legendary Mechanic · C94
18 hours ago

Titivillus: What? He doesn't care about the heritage from the shop old man anymore?

The Legendary Mechanic · C86
18 hours ago

SpinchPrise: Chief: We-
Han Xiao : I sabotaged four of your bases.

The Legendary Mechanic · C86
18 hours ago

SaltySal: Wearing wet socks is a disgusting feeling though

The Legendary Mechanic · C85
18 hours ago

Dank_god: I felt so high today so i showered with socks on

The Legendary Mechanic · C85
18 hours ago

DestroKind: What if the reason yawning is contagious is because a ghost sticks their dick on your mouth and moves on to the next person?

The Legendary Mechanic · C85
18 hours ago

Bogart: Shouldn't you be in the Number One chatroom? Senior White is looking for you. Something about testing out a new meteor sword... I can't remember.

Anyway glad to see the chapter out.

The Legendary Mechanic · C80
21 hours ago

DeadmanWhisperer: I burst out laugh when read han xiao drive like &. And then I burst another laugh seeing lambert vomit like waterfall 😂😂😂

The Legendary Mechanic · C73
22 hours ago

slothinsoup: "She looked down when she felt something poking her stomach" it was han xiaos big gun

The Legendary Mechanic · C73
22 hours ago
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ICanFixIt: Joke
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

The Legendary Mechanic · C73
22 hours ago

BlackWatch: i'm laughing my so HARD regarding the S, Z, and & driving skill of Han Xiao 😂

The Legendary Mechanic · C73
22 hours ago

ICanFixIt: Joke
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

The Legendary Mechanic · C73
22 hours ago

ICanFixIt: Joke 1/2 3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”

The Legendary Mechanic · C72
22 hours ago

ICanFixIt: Joke 2/2
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.

The Legendary Mechanic · C72
22 hours ago

Dank_god: About you this time

No matter how ordinary an action you do an alternate version of you will manage to kill themselves

The Legendary Mechanic · C71
23 hours ago

The_primordial_Dao: here's one i read a while back that you might find humorous.

Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying over Wonder Woman's house and sees her bedroom window is open. He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot.

Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he's out of there.

Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, "What was that?" The invisible man says, "I don't know but, damn, is my ass sore."

The Legendary Mechanic · C65
23 hours ago

ICanFixIt: Joke 2/2

A man needs to leave for lengthy a business trip, but his wife is saddened by this. She explains to him that if he isn’t home every night, there will be no way to satisfy herself if she feels horny. The man decided to buy her a dildo. He quickly runs to the local gift shop and asks the cashier if the store carries anything really special. The cashier quietly pulls out an old box, and removes a wooden penis from inside. The cashier states that the dildo has been passed down in his family for generations, and was crafted by a witch deep within the Amazon jungle. The cashier sits up in his chair and shouts “Voodoo Dick, the door!” The wooden penis flies across the room, and begins to rapidly thrust itself in and out of the front door keyhole. “Voodoo Dick, the lamp!” The wooden penis flies up inside of the lamp on the cahsier’s desk, and once again, begins to thrust in and out. “Voodoo Dick, return to your box!” The wooden penis flies back into the box and the cashier closes the lid. The man chooses to buy the wooden penis, and just as he is about to leave, the cashier tells him a very important bit of information regarding the Voodoo Dick: “The cursed dildo can only be controlled through verbal commands, it is far too powerful to be moved by hand.” says the cashier. “You must never forget that!” The man nods and heads home. Later that day, the man explains to his wife how the *** toy works, and then leaves for his trip. A few days later, the wife becomes very horny, and opens up the box. She proceeds to shout “Voodoo Dick, my pussy!” The dildo zooms into her vagina, and pleasures her for roughly 6-8 hours. She soon begins to grow tired, and attempts to pull the dildo out of her. She pulls as hard as she can, but just can’t get it it. The wife panicks, and begins driving to the hospital with the wooden penis still inside of her vagina. A police officer pulls her over for speeding, and asks to see some identification. The wife exclaims “Help, help, there is a Voodoo Dick inside of my vagina and it won’t come out!” The officer raises an eyebrow in disbelief. “Voodoo Dick my ass.”

The Legendary Mechanic · C65
23 hours ago

Dank_god: Daily shower thought with me

A day is not 24 hours it is either a little over or less


The word nun is just the letter n doing a cartwheel

The Legendary Mechanic · C65
23 hours ago

ICanFixIt: 1 of 2 Jokes: Been out a while so I decided to share two jokes

A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.

The cop asks the woman, “Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?”

She replies, “Well, there’s a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers.”

The cop asks, “So what did you do about it?”

The old lady says, “I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!”

“That seems fair enough,” the cop says, “so what’s in the other sack?”

The old lady replies with, “Not everyone pays…”

The Legendary Mechanic · C65
23 hours ago

ThankYou: +5 Wizard Credits for polluting the children's minds [ ONE STEP CLOSER TO TRUE SAINTHOOD ]

The Legendary Mechanic · C62
1 day ago

Distophic: Just like you can't spell slaughter without laughter.

The Legendary Mechanic · C62
1 day ago

Aguscastro: How dare you write such fil... WHAT?! NO WAY 😲😲

The Legendary Mechanic · C62
1 day ago

Dank_god: Mind frick

You can't spell advertisements without semen between tits

The Legendary Mechanic · C62
1 day ago

MMSerendipity: Inside the illusion:
Frenzied Sword: where the hell am I?
Han Xiao (illusion): Kiss me.
Frenzied Sword: I threw away my morals for your missions! What's the reward!
Han Xiao (illusion): S class mission - Rewards: 1000000 XP, get a boyfriend.
Frenzied Sword: I dont need a boyfriend, nooooooooo get me out!!! this is a nightmare!!! it's too realistic!!!

The Legendary Mechanic · C60
1 day ago

Seink: 'Me, a pervert? No no no, I have simply transcended! I have found the way!'
lol
I will paint this in my bedroom! XD

The Legendary Mechanic · C60
1 day ago

ICanFixIt: Another joke (HAPPY Early new year)
One day a girl talked to her mom about some advice she gave her about boys. If her boyfriend touched her in the wrong places. Mom: If a boy touches your Boobs say “DONT”. If he touches your pussy say "STOP!.”
But mom, he touched both so I said: “don’t stop".

The Legendary Mechanic · C60
1 day ago
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