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Kermit_the_Frog

Kermit_the_Frog

male LV 13

I'm not a puppet but a muppet; One is a hand in a green sock, and I'm an actual frog.

2018-01-27 Joined Global

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Kermit_the_Frog
Commented
*heels*

Keyes frowned at his disposition and seemed to look at him thinking for a moment. Before he could talk the sound of loud heals striking on the ground behind Jacob. Looking up I spotted Dr. Halsey in her signature white lab coat making her way over here.

Halo: Anomaly in the Galaxy

Halo: Anomaly in the Galaxy

Video Games · MEMES_R_gud

Kermit_the_Frog
Commented
are you *sure* about that

I snorted before hopping down having completed the final set of pull-ups, "I am calm Josh," I said barely out of breath. Josh just shot me a look that said, 'Are you about that?'.

Halo: Anomaly in the Galaxy

Halo: Anomaly in the Galaxy

Video Games · MEMES_R_gud

Kermit_the_Frog
Commented
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I didn't bother dwelling on that fact since it's not like I would ever know where the supplies came from. Once that was done, I placed my hand on the bag and willed it to enter my inventory. Nothing happened. I tried to harness my innate psychic talent to do anything. Nothing happened. 'Perhaps I need to get a fauna before my abilities get unlocked,' I muttered in annoyance. I would have preferred to get more familiar with my abilities before finding my way to Orario. However, it seemed like my luck only went so far, and I knew I was already quite lucky to be in this situation at all. I looked up at the sun through the trees and guessed that it was about mid-morning. 

Reborn in Danmachi as a Psyker

Reborn in Danmachi as a Psyker

Anime & Comics · Cruel_Potato

Kermit_the_Frog
Replied to daoistxuanlong
bruh you really are kind of stupid huh, being able to do math is INCREDIBLY important to make a advanced society, there is math absolutely everywhere in our society in some form or another, stay in school kid

And the more 'complex' aspects needed to be severely dumbed down, not that Tsu'mong was particularly stupid if a bit slow at times in Liam's opinion but he didn't know how to count past 16.

Avatar: A lost survivor on Pandora

Avatar: A lost survivor on Pandora

Movies · The_Bip_Boop2003

Kermit_the_Frog
Commented
entirely*

His Room was small, only covering a meter around him, and his focus was entire on the sword.

MHA: Horizon (Ope-Ope No Mi)

MHA: Horizon (Ope-Ope No Mi)

Anime & Comics · keanu_eugene

Kermit_the_Frog
Replied to The_All_in_One
lol ur forgetting the simurgh which is the real problem and the reason to get blank

[Blank- By taking this you would become invisible and immune from ALL thinker type abilities. This costs 1 Point.]

Absolute Power!

Absolute Power!

Book&Literature · GodOfHeroes

Kermit_the_Frog
Replied to Helel
you shut your filthy mouth

I think I might have just bagged a waifu for King, even though mosquito girl is hot I personally believe in Fubuki supremacy. But it would be a good payback to King for hijacking his body for a bit.

Miserable Wanderer

Miserable Wanderer

Video Games · SoupHarbinger

Kermit_the_Frog
Replied to funmaxwell
you called?

[Dispensing starter pack! Congratulations you've obtained 1x common language(skill) , 1x Random skill ticket , 1000x Poke`(currency) , 1x silph co bag , 5x pokeballs(item) , 1x random pokemon(companion)!]

A random pokemon journey

A random pokemon journey

Video Games · loskro

Kermit_the_Frog
Replied to PidgeonKing
it should just be cumulative so it adds up to a total. so 1.7k is 1.7k and when it gets reset it's still there but now it's easier to keep increasing the stat, if before they level up to lv 3 they have let's say 1.5k then the total would be 3.2k.

I sighed. 'So that's it? I have 1,755 magic now, but still, in normal terms, this amount of static in magic should be from a level 2 adventurer mage with 755 in magic, but I'm still level 1 and have these monstrous points, that's what anyone who saw this in me would be stunned. And Lefiya is a genius who can even be compared to a "Little-Bell," as far as I know, in magical terms. As a mage raised as Riviera's successor in the Loki family, she has special abilities, which surprised me because she could even see my magical power, something that not even Riviera could see clearly.'

Danmachi - Infinite Mana System!

Danmachi - Infinite Mana System!

Anime & Comics · RaccoonLeague

Kermit_the_Frog
Commented
an ak47 is not a machine gun

So the days kept passing, and I stayed in this rhythm until I accumulated and completed 50 thousand points in the system. It took me longer to earn points in the last few days because, first, I'm much slower to kill monsters with a katana than to keep shooting fireballs like aa ak47 machine gun. Second, I'm only staying in the dungeon for 6 hours, as the other 6 are spent taking a beating from Mikoto at the beginning of the day, I mean, training with Mikoto.

Danmachi - Infinite Mana System!

Danmachi - Infinite Mana System!

Anime & Comics · RaccoonLeague

Kermit_the_Frog
Kermit_the_Frog
Replied to TheOvermind
bruh, skyrim

[Summoning Spell/Conjure Frost Atronach/Rank 3: 1,000,000] (Summons an Atronach in the form of a giant ice equivalent to level 01 peak)

Danmachi - Infinite Mana System!

Danmachi - Infinite Mana System!

Anime & Comics · RaccoonLeague

Kermit_the_Frog
Kermit_the_Frog
Replied to Daoist_Dan
nope, gotta be 21 to even enter since they serve alcohol inside and the bar tender is not gonna ask for ID that's what the bouncer is for.

Well, it was Saturday, most people her age would be out partying. No, wait it's America, even 18-year old's probably can't even go to bars and clubs, can they?

Just Saiyan (DBZ/DC)

Just Saiyan (DBZ/DC)

Anime & Comics · Draugzel

Kermit_the_Frog
Replied to deathbytouch
ninjas die all the time for all sorts of reasons, unless the Mc was part of some clan or had an interesting bloodline then there shouldn't be much of a reason to think it was Dando that had them killed

According to the information provided by the orphanage, his parents had died on the battlefield shortly after his birth. They were both under the age of 20 when they perished, and their remains had not been found. Only their names were etched coldly on the memorial monument.

Naruto: Escape From Konoha

Naruto: Escape From Konoha

Anime & Comics · Chizihn

Kermit_the_Frog
Commented
unconditionally*
Kermit_the_Frog
Replied to Reviewer_On_High
bro, I can tell you are too young to really understand the complexity of politics and political parties, just dw about it and enjoy life

There are no aliens invasions(Aside from some parallel earth called 'Earth Aleph', though there's not much mention about it aside from some fiction from my homeworld like Star Wars passing over), and no fascist dictatorships like the Imperium of Man(also aside from China which was a communist shithole even back in my home reality).

Where the hell am I, and is that a Kaiju!?

Where the hell am I, and is that a Kaiju!?

Book&Literature · Niggross

Kermit_the_Frog
Kermit_the_Frog
Replied to Darkcoif
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[And I'd also like to mention that you're making progress towards becoming chuunibyou, and if you keep this up, you might be eligible for a deluxe room in a mental health facility.]

Overlord: Ancient one

Overlord: Ancient one

Anime & Comics · Clockwork_055

Kermit_the_Frog
Replied to PocketBacon
all these squares make a circle
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