Badges 10
Moments 66
"Don't worry about him. He won't wake up anytime soon. He must be dreaming. I poured all the sleeping powder I brought secretly into his water glass. This dosage will keep him asleep until we reach the Korabo Legion's base."
Constructing-Style Wizard
Games · Books Cooked By Hearts
It was a shame that this particular sucker was a demon cultivator with a tattered body, but there was nothing the great emperor Hou Niu couldn't fix. All he had to do was wait until this demon cultivated the Hou emperor's sutra to a high level.
Eventful life of a divination elder
Eastern · Divinationelder
Ma Roulan felt terror in the deepest recesses of her mind. She just lost control of her body. She danced, knelt, laid on her back, and purred like a kitten. Even though she was forced to smile, tears were streaming down her cheeks. Shi Hong threw a booklet in front of Ma Roulan. "This is the Thousand Puppets Sutra, which I wrote. Guess what I've put in it. My control is far more comprehensive and concealed than these amateurish attempts. I was aware of all these from the beginning. Oh, and Elder Ma, please shed your naivete. The world is a wild place."
Eventful life of a divination elder
Eastern · Divinationelder
"Third, never let your will die under the pressure of the heavens. As you cultivate, you will be tempted to act according to the will of the heavens. That is a mistake. That is a path to ruin. You would become a terrifying being that roams the land, committing random acts, be they cruel or benevolent. Just like nature itself, you would know no mercy. There was a dao entity that ran circles around a rock because there was a loop in the spiritual energy flow of the world in that exact spot. Those things are not living beings."
Eventful life of a divination elder
Eastern · Divinationelder
Elder Ma smiled. "First things first, you must not let spiritual energy penetrate your flesh. When rogue spiritual energy penetrates one's flesh, it devastates it. Worse yet, it causes uneven distribution of your cultivation level. When the cultivation level is uneven, the flesh with the higher cultivation stabs into the flesh with lower cultivation. When a practitioner is in such a predicament, that means that person lives in constant pain. Constant torment causes irritability, mental instability, and stress. Sometimes spiritual energy directly penetrates the brain. In such cases, one may become a simpleton, suffer from convulsions, become ruthless, or worse, die. Such cases are called Qi deviation. People who cultivate despite having Qi deviation are called demons. Those who tread this path are called demonic cultivators. Sects that teach such unstable techniques are called demonic sects."
Eventful life of a divination elder
Eastern · Divinationelder
Weaker cultivators could also "kill" ghosts, although this would typically lead to the ghost dispersing and requiring quite a bit of time to reform, as opposed to the purification performed by monks.
The Legendary Janitor
Eastern · An_Ineloquent_Pen
As some clever readers may have guessed from the notice of efficiency and the different types of feedback Di Tou is receiving, the more efficient, graceful and effective the cleaning is, the better the reward. As for Di Tou, the only thing he did half decent was making his bed. Now you may be asking, he did it half decent and it was only 7% what the hell were these standards? The answer is, the scroll did things by the standard of the Divine, so the expectations were more then a little bit higher then what we realistically do on a day to day basis. Even a professional cleaning staff on earth might not be able to get higher than 25% on their first few tries, while a professional sanitation system in a laboratory might only reach up to 40% or 50%. As for the element of "grace," you can consider it this way, the path Di Tou was on was becoming a "Legendary" janitor. The word "Legendary" represents a lot in this world, but at bare minimum it can be considered a figure of some status, so their actions must be elegant, not just efficient.
The Legendary Janitor
Eastern · An_Ineloquent_Pen
Then there was the Reflection Page. This page is a little bit complicated and will be explored in greater detail later in the story, but for now let's just explain what Di Tou could see at the moment.
The Legendary Janitor
Eastern · An_Ineloquent_Pen
At this point Di Tou didn't know what to do and quietly started crying, which quickly broke into a full out sob. The day hadn't been very long, but he had gone through so much already. He had been thrust into this unknown situation, and this unknown body and he had starved for the first time in a long time, he had no clue if he would ever be able to make it home, or what he could to do to get out of this situation. Truly, if one looked back on the last few hours, how Di Tou had managed to keep his composure up to this point, and had managed to (relatively) calmly play the hand he had been dealt, we would have to give him a round of applause.
The Legendary Janitor
Eastern · An_Ineloquent_Pen
Upon reaching level three, Jiang Hui's physical form underwent another change, growing to a terrifying height of three hundred meters and a breadth that could be encircled by several tens of people.
Rebirth as a Willow Tree, building the strongest tribe in all of eternity
Eastern · Stir-fried pumpkin with northern melon
Although after reincarnating as a willow tree he didn't have to worry about hunger or thirst, he had lost his sight, hearing, and tactile sensations, feeling dazed and aimless as if he were a walking corpse.
Rebirth as a Willow Tree, building the strongest tribe in all of eternity
Eastern · Stir-fried pumpkin with northern melon
"Since you insist on raising the disciples of the clan, I will give you a target. If the refining workshop's annual net profit can reach more than three thousand spirit stones, I will agree to your request!"
Family Cultivation: I Can Store My Ability To Understand
Eastern · Little White to Old White
"Sixth, now that Infinity Pendant has been activated, you'll get one cubic meter of storage space. You can store anything living or none living being inside the Infinity Pendant as long as it can fit inside.
Cursed Immortality
Fantasy · Wahi
"Sixth, now that Infinity Pendant has been activated, you'll get one cubic meter of storage space. You can store anything living or none living being inside the Infinity Pendant as long as it can fit inside.
Cursed Immortality
Fantasy · Wahi
"Hahaha… only someone who experienced true death can know what I mean to live. I'm I right, Jacob Steve from Earth?" The eerily voice playfully called Jacob as such.
Cursed Immortality
Fantasy · Wahi
"Unfortunately, he was defeated by Li You'an's majestic mental power in one move. His Dao heart was even covered in dust… He was stagnated in Oblivion for more than ten years and wasted his time in the Academy. Later, he was given the Eastern Sea Heart Cleansing Pearl by Prime Minister Qin. Only then did he wash away the dust of his Dao heart and break through the fifth realm…"
Becoming a Sage Starts From Condensing the Essence of Time
Eastern · Li Hongtian
"Mr. Luo also promised me that after I'm done with my dirty work, he'll arrange for me to leave Lin'an Prefecture safely. I… have no choice."
Becoming a Sage Starts From Condensing the Essence of Time
Eastern · Li Hongtian
"The ancient saints observed it in the sky, calculated it in numbers, examined it in ease, pushed it in speed, took it in person, proved it in theory, bent it to its principles, gathered in a group, and taught the people…"
Becoming a Sage Starts From Condensing the Essence of Time
Eastern · Li Hongtian
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[1. The writer is estimated to be 19 years old, a female, right-handed, height between 1.70-1.77 meters, of a normal build, slightly plump.]
Constructing-Style Wizard
Games · Books Cooked By Hearts