Of course, there's the Shrek Dildo…the dildo with the heart of gold…"
Urban · SamsaraWithWords
"People may call me a genius, but I have spent more time practicing the instruments than anyone at my age when I was a mere child— even those twice or thrice my age. Every day, without fail, I would spend at least ten hours a day practicing different instruments, even on the days that I have competitions and whatnot." Yuan sighed after recalling the amount of time he'd spent practicing the instruments.
Games · MyLittleBrother
They got hit by an overwhelming pressure which caused them to get flung back to the wall of the hill. After hitting the wall, some fell unconscious while others looked immobilised.
Fantasy · Renovator
"Ancient Godfiend Body Tempering Technique"
Eastern · Dark Knight
“I told you to not chase, yet you still had to freaking chase. Do you think that I’m gonna drop some rare loot after I die?” Mo Fan couldn’t help but curse as he stared at the One-eyed Magic Wolf that was hurtling at him.
Fantasy · Chaos (Fish's Sky)
Parapepp
His last mission had been another 'volunteer' job. He had heard that the secret organization of Country 'M' had quietly unearthed an invaluable treasure from the Kunlun Mountains of Country 'Z'. Then, they had smuggled this treasure to their own country before Country Z came to know about it. Being a hot-headed youth… Jun Xie had exploded into a fury.
Otherworldly Evil Monarch
Eastern · Feng Ling Tian Xia