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Ravana_Fiendgod: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You liar! You've been playing golf!"

End of the Magic Era · C98
3 days ago

Dank_god: Back to my bread and butter,facts that might save your ass

Gunshot victims have a better chance of surviving if they call an uber rather than an ambulance

End of the Magic Era · C92
3 days ago

Dank_god: Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this:

Jake's whore house, You got the dough, We got the hoe

and a blonde joke to finish it off

Three blondes girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, "Look, it's deer tracks." The second one said, "No, it's wolf tracks" and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train.

End of the Magic Era · C90
3 days ago

SemiDevil: Finally a measurement a man of culture can understand...

End of the Magic Era · C88
3 days ago

Dank_god: Boob sizes with a side of sarcasm
A ---> Almost Boobs.
B ---> Barely there.
C ---> Can't Complain!
D ---> Damn!
DD ---> Double damn!
E ---> Enormous!
F ---> Fake
G ---> Get a reduction!

End of the Magic Era · C88
3 days ago

Dank_god: Here's some Jokes
What's Mexicos National sport?
Cross Country.


Doctor: why did you take your antibiotics at 6am, when i told you 9am?
Me: I wanted to surprise the bacteria

End of the Magic Era · C84
3 days ago

Raufgar: Gilded Rose has levelled up! Your apprentices can face slap your opponents for you now! Next level: Your dependents and workers can face slap your opponents.

End of the Magic Era · C82
3 days ago

NeoKorp: Damn, that too deep.

Whatever you're smoking please send some my way!

End of the Magic Era · C80
3 days ago

Dank_god: Something tetris taught me

Errors pile up while accomplishments disappear

End of the Magic Era · C80
3 days ago

Perjantaina: But selling both potions together lowers the price, if sold separately two factions can offer their everything...

End of the Magic Era · C39
3 days ago

ThrustThunder: Who loves good wizard Puns? Too bad, i'm telling them anyway...
Q: What happened to the naughty wizard at school?
A: He was ex-spelled.

Q: What was the young wizard’s favorite part of school?
A: The spelling bee.

Q: What kind of tests do they give in wizard school?
A: Hex-aminations.

Q: What do you get if you cross a wizard and a blizzard?
A: A cold spell.

End of the Magic Era · C39
3 days ago

Secluded: Why does he go from a 37K BID TO A 50K BID????

Is he retarded, has he read to many wuxia novels?

End of the Magic Era · C34
3 days ago

ThrustThunder: Agreed. The diamonds are just the power source for the Runes that are hiding the *REAL* treasure.
Knowing my Isekai Novels, it's probably a sealed Elf girl that will become his new Waifu.

End of the Magic Era · C24
3 days ago

MelishaStara: I’m curious, how did he see the book’s pages were brand new if it were on a bookcase camouflaged with a bunch of others?

End of the Magic Era · C24
3 days ago

ThrustThunder: Eat an entire Elephant, how long would that take?
Ant nobody got time fo' dat!

End of the Magic Era · C19
3 days ago

Volrith: totally. He'll never show up again and take this lying down. I entirely agree.

End of the Magic Era · C11
3 days ago

ThrustThunder: "I would like to file a complaint against Mage Mason here."
This is the first time I've ever witnessed a Wuxia protagonist using the Law to thwart his enemies instead of his fists!
This chapter not only contained valuable World building done in a natural way, ie in a Library, but smart face smacking done nonchalantly like a Boss.
I'm sure that Mason guy will learn his lesson and never come back looking for trouble with our Hero ever again...

End of the Magic Era · C11
3 days ago

ThrustThunder: "No matter how outstanding and gifted someone was, they would need time to gather knowledge and temper their skills. No one could skip this process."
How thick is the Authors face to write this sentence in the same chapter where he had someone who's never even seen any of these ingredients before turn them into an advanced potion on his first attempt?
The guy was only 20 years old when he died and came here so when did he get the time to practice alchemy in between fighting monsters and starving to death?
Especially Alchemy in a world *Completely Devoid* of any resources?
SMH. There's plot armor, and then there's P L O T A R M O R.

End of the Magic Era · C8
3 days ago
Lets hope mc finallz goes after them View More

FFerraris: Hong sect 👀 the billion debt?

Rebirth Of The Urban Immortal Cultivator · C150
1 week ago

mika2015: You mean Han Xiao got 30 ships for himself to repair or sell parts....after he "explains" the Idiot godoran fleet leader how spoils of war should be really handled.

The Legendary Mechanic · C541
1 week ago

Mallorie: Ah, the classic "What's mine belongs to me, and what yours also belongs to me!"

The Legendary Mechanic · C541
1 week ago

Reader8916a: So, no chance a game would include something like full sensory deprivation. That is literally a torture that will quickly drive a person insane, or at the least lead to life long phobias or psychological issues.

Realm of Myths and Legends · C104
1 week ago

AncestorLily: Nope! The logical thing to do is indeed to try breaking the door with all your might which suddenly shut tight.

Put yourself in the place of Guan Yu, you're happily joking about women behind each door or whatever the joke was then you see your friend entering one of the doors and the door shut tight behind, you'd ofc by instinct bang the door or the door handle...
Not see if the HP of Halls' decreased in the party !
🙂

Realm of Myths and Legends · C104
1 week ago

AncestorLily: "She removed the cloak she was wearing and underneath was a pure black skin tight battle suit. The instant she removed her battle suit, bright pink magic symbols began to form all over it."

According to this quote, this beautiful elf who has magic hair is currently fighting Ho-oh naked with only the upper face covered by dark visor; barehanded!
She's fisting and plucking the little 🐦...
😏

Realm of Myths and Legends · C98
1 week ago

AncestorLily: Hey there 😄,
There's something I can't understand, no other apothecaries can make a freaking level 1 pill let alone a grade 3 pill but this guild master is telling his subordinate named 'Plastic' to send one of these grade 3 pills which they will soon acquire to the apothecary branch? What are their members?
NPCs ?
Another question is that Izroth's pill is an original pill, surely you're not planning to let the guilds to decipher the pill formula !?
😘

Realm of Myths and Legends · C96
1 week ago

Bald_Chanyeol_: An explanation would be nice translator about the slow release.
When's the next update?

Gourmet of Another World · C675
1 week ago

hpho1: Dang I wish this had consistent release

Gourmet of Another World · C675
1 week ago

IAmAnIdiot: The levels in this game novel are really frustrating me, he has been soloing in a dungeon getting double experience with that skill he had and he’s lvl 22, and any random player in the street is a higher level than him, lvl 23, that’s ridiculous, what is special about our main character then, is he super slacking to be behind random players or do the other players all have crazy leveling up speed, I just don’t get it. That’s super inconsistent and frankly very frustrating.

Realm of Myths and Legends · C81
1 week ago
8 or so...
Too many anyways
Coulda been compressed a lot
Specially since i forgot who most of them were View More

LaughingTurtle: Now THAT is how to shock and awe. I can't stand another second of "magnets" (I've seen that typo multiple times and it drives me nuts) paying respects to a silent kid while we read of the reactions of his side character family of which we will undoubtedly see very little. How many chapters did that drag on for anyways?

Rebirth Of The Urban Immortal Cultivator · C143
1 week ago

LaughingTurtle: Now THAT is how to shock and awe. I can't stand another second of "magnets" (I've seen that typo multiple times and it drives me nuts) paying respects to a silent kid while we read of the reactions of his side character family of which we will undoubtedly see very little. How many chapters did that drag on for anyways?

Rebirth Of The Urban Immortal Cultivator · C143
1 week ago
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