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Immortal_Potato: *Looks menacingly at DankGod*
“My grandfather’s deck has no pathetic cards”

End of the Magic Era · C44
3 months ago

ThrustThunder: Two wizards were having an argument.
One of them was saying that magic is produced by the person casting the spell. The other argued that it is drawn out of the air around them and the spell-caster simply acts as a focal point for the magic. They decided to seek some help.

The two wizards set off to visit Drahn the Wise, who was the most powerful mage in the kingdom. They told him about their argument and/ asked how they could settle it.

"Well," he thought. "You should draw the magic out of the air around me. If I can still cast a spell, then the magic comes from inside. If I cannot, then it stands to reason that I draw the magic from around me."

The two wizards agreed that this was a great idea, and set about doing exactly that. Drahn the Wise picked up his wand and shouted, "Alamazara alamazoo!" A dove shot out of the tip of his wand and flew around.

Drahn looked at them and smiled. "Well," he said, "I guess it just goes to show that the mighty conjurer is the powerhouse of the spell."

End of the Magic Era · C40
3 months ago

ThrustThunder: "The Heaven Rank Mage, Rudolph's spell: Hell Destroyer!"
Rud-olph's Hell De-stroy-er
Was a big and powerful Spell.
And if you are a Demon,
It would blast you straight to Hell!
All of the other Mages,
Used to have to run and flee
But Rudolph's Hell Destroyer
Always got him Vic-tor-y!

End of the Magic Era · C35
3 months ago

Cindermoth: So. It's over.
No new chapters
Book is closed
A journey finished

Been quite the ride
I hope we'll get a sequel
Somewhere further into the future

Where there'll be references of the characters
Some clearer, some more hidden.

I want to see the Van'er space program
What'll become of prince Gerald's kid
Will Leaf lose her memories to the forest
Can Snaketooth escape the friendzone
The adventures of birb, lightning, wolf, and fish
Will mystery moon ever become useful
The spy agency of Hill Fawkes
Where all the damn napalm went
Will White get himself a submarine
The progress of festive port, need dem oil
Will Kyle Sychi ever make an explosive even he thinks has enough DAKKA
Will Roland become god emperor Roland
Will Morning light and May ever get a child
Does Morning light shoot blanks

And finally, I just wish to see the progress later.
A grown Neverwinter.

One day hopefully
Some day

Release That Witch · C1498
4 months ago

Subsinexus: Finally, the end of it all. Glad Nightingale got her hard-earned happy end! Well written, Er Mu!! Thank you, translators!! F#%@ you, Webnovel!!

Release That Witch · C1498
4 months ago

Hello10: Thanks and **** you webnovel

Release That Witch · C1498
4 months ago

JustARandomGuy: Tommorow will be like all previous days. Countless readers ploughing through their day, sustained by the knowledge that a new chapter shall be released. But no chapters will be released again........ what am I to do with my time.

Release That Witch · C1498
4 months ago
Tommorow will be like all previous days. Countless readers ploughing through their day, sustained by the knowledge that a new chapter shall be released. But no chapters will be released again........ what am I to do with my time. View More
Release That Witch · C1498
4 months ago
I just read it as way old as a pun on wei old o.O View More

Wakka02: “Then what do I call you? Wei Old?” Bao Zi asked.

Eh, the translation is a bit too literal here. The humor in this is a bit lost.

Old Wei in Mandarin is simply written as 老魏, which is fine because it's a colloquial way of addressing someone older than you. It can also be a teasing, extremely familiar way of calling out to someone, similar if you called out to your long time buddy "hey you old b****".

Steamed Bun is asking if he should reverse the way he calls him into 魏老. This ordering is important because when you put it this way, you're now calling the person "Elder Wei", which is a very formal and - in some cases - an official title of "Elder", implying that Wei Chen is, indeed, very old.

...Yeah Chinese humor is hard to translate sometimes.

The King's Avatar · C613
10 months ago

Mankina: Roland's Propelled Gundam

Release That Witch · C1107
11 months ago

Vanerick: Such a small mind

Release That Witch · C1107
11 months ago

Ravaha: Oh God, why do you read this novel then? You are criticizing the best part of this series.

Release That Witch · C1107
11 months ago

Jacob0: He kind of needs to... He can't just say: "And a nuclear bomb was created." He has to say when, what, why, how? etc...

Release That Witch · C1107
11 months ago

PanicFire: Thank god he doesnt listen to you. This is the best part.

Release That Witch · C1107
11 months ago

InfiniTea: Beauty became the beast in a Frozen setting.

Release That Witch · C1008
11 months ago

Half2: One great step for Roland, and a nuke for the Demons!

Release That Witch · C999
11 months ago

j0sue: The nuclear bomb is going to weigh how many Nightingales? Is it going to be called Fat Witch?

Release That Witch · C999
11 months ago

GreatRuler: Our boy Roland is going to walk the path of pacifism... the pacifism brought by nukes. Gandhi will be proud.

Release That Witch · C999
11 months ago
Escort has multiple meanings.... View More

Waiting_for_OP_MC: "Even when going to bed, her room must have lit candles. So after escaping the palace, Ashes would escort her to sleep if that was not possible." I think sometimes she did more than just that. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Release That Witch · C233
1 year ago

Faber_: On my own
Pretending he's beside me
All alone
I walk with him till morning
Without him
I feel his arms around me
And when I lose my way I close my eyes
And he has found me
In the rain the pavement shines like silver
All the lights are misty in the river
In the darkness, the trees are full of starlight
And all I see is him and me forever and forever
And I know it's only in my mind
That I'm talking to myself and not to him
And although I know that he is blind
Still I say, there's a way for us
I love him
But when the night is over
He is gone
The river's just a river
Without him
The world around me changes
The trees are bare and everywhere
The streets are full of strangers
I love him
But every day I'm learning
All my life
I've only been pretending
Without me
His world will go on turning
A world that's full of happiness
That I have never known
I love him
I love him
I love him
But only on my own

Release That Witch · C176
1 year ago

TacticalTactician: Tbh his assumption is reasonable. Your first line meant you were thankful that this novel would be canceled. Your second line is written such that your it is a reason for the first line to be true. Thus this is why he would state say you dislike the novel and the novel should be cancels due to the cultural jokes.

I’m Really a Superstar · C1337
1 year ago

hojat: I don't think so. It take years for human and demons to learn science and technology. It is not easy to learn fundomentals. Also, they need fire to creat industries but the air they breath is combustible.

Release That Witch · C1234
1 year ago
See this! I just gifted the story: Lollipop View More
I’m Really a Superstar · C1313
1 year ago

Kukun: Im a big ga n of Wu Zeqing. Author, please let ZY marry her

I’m Really a Superstar · C505
1 year ago

Its_RAW: Putting safe money down that this is President Wu. It's a common trope for the sexy and professional business lady to have this sort of hobby.

I’m Really a Superstar · C332
1 year ago
Tony stark wouldn't make a good teacher imo View More

Its_RAW: You know, this celebrity coming to teach at university thing should catch on. I'd like for my professor to plan the lesson and then give it to Robert Downey Jr. who, in the role of Tony Stark, would proceed to teach it. I guaratee absenteeism would be eradicated.

I’m Really a Superstar · C301
1 year ago

Doishi: We want to meet big saber bro XD (but from all the experience I’ve gotten from the novels it’s going to be a beautiful female with a lot of power)

I’m Really a Superstar · C274
1 year ago

Kelavan: haha,buddy,Lee parkwoo is just a charector,how can u fault him?if it's anyone, it should be the author.but that's not true at all.the novel is a Chinese one.readers are more Chinese than not.so of course he would scold Koreans. it's just a way to get more readers and avoid censorship.you know the situation there.its kind of difficult for media's and cultural productions if they are not supportive of government.its good for authors to do this too since more readers chose this.its good for Chinese readers since ,well,they are chinese.who doesn't like to hear that they are always right?its good for us international ones too since we can more accurately understand the Chinese culture and enjoy a good story.it may affect a few,bear with it.or read some other novels.as for me,I like to pretend I am Chinese when reading this,so easier to understand the thought process,haha

I’m Really a Superstar · C251
1 year ago

Pakat01: When your crush suddenly wants to have a moment with but then you're nervous so you blabbered nonsense? I salute Li Muyan for blabbering history instead of nonsense. 😂😂😂

Full Marks Hidden Marriage: Pick Up a Son, Get a Free Husband · C1871
1 year ago

JustARandomGuy: This chapter reminds me of attack on titan, when the titans first entered.....scary

Release That Witch · C1215
1 year ago
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