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legojoe

male LV 15

I’m lazy. Fear me. NAO

2018-03-26 Joined Global

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Commented
Shouldnt it be groom?

"He is my bride! I won't let anyone take him!"

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Fantasy · YawningBrain

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legojoe
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What other forms do you need aside from Attack and Defense? Do you need a sniper mode or a gatling form?

Song Shuhang felt that his saber intent wasn't something that could only be used for defense and for passive counterattacks. His saber intent should have more forms.

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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With the way you’re leveling up, probably in the next 5-6 months

As for the Heaven Burning Flaming Saber Technique, he only comprehended a tiny portion of it, and this move was a saber technique at the Immortal Realm-level. If Song Shuhang wanted to use it without Senior Scarlet Sword's assistance, only the heavens knew how long it would take before he would be able to do so.

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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Eh, takes too much time. Skippu skippu

But the path Song Shuhang followed was different than that of ordinary cultivators, and he ended up directly skipping the true qi accumulating process.

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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I know some jokes were made about how he shouldn’t be having a daughter at his age but considering the hundreds of years past during those dream sessions, he’s an old geezer

It was clearly not Little Yinzhu, as her disposition was naturally cold. In addition, because of having experienced Daoist priest Li Tiansu's life, Song Shuhang treated Yinzhu as if she were his own daughter... For him, she only needed to be cute every day, and that was it.

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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If the fish stops swimming, then youll stop

Right now, Fox Ten was still riding that swordfish, and his speed was getting faster and faster. On top of it, he couldn't stop because there were no brakes.

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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Commented
They probably won’t even die. And even then still won’t remember his name lol

Scholar Drunken Moon sighed softly. He really wanted to tie 10,000 tons of metal to all the people in the chat group and sink them into the Pacific Ocean!

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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Replied to Saiya_Sheep
Well if he were to try chasing now, then he wouldn’t be able to catch up if they already hit that 100km speed

"That tractor of mine… is a bit out of the ordinary." Song Shuhang looked at the sky—by accelerating a little, it could reach 100 km/h. If you were to accelerate again, it could reach 150 km/h without much trouble, and it could go even faster if you were to push it to the limit. How could he overtake it?

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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Even if he was truly the Profound Sage’s son, how would he be ordinary?

A celestial screamed, "Impossible, an ordinary Fifth Stage cultivator can't be this powerful."

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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Commented
With how much trolling this story goes, he’s going to end up bald anyways

"Oh, no worries, Senior. The ❮Virtuous Man's Ten Thousand Mile Walk❯ is indeed not bad! I trust your judgment!" Song Shuhang said as he clenched his fist.

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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Commented
The beginnings of a great wife

Sixteen heaved a sigh. She stretched her hand and gently caressed Song Shuhang’s back, trying to soothe his pain.

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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Commented
The ‘little’ girl can probably use you to play kickball with. And the stage is the entire city

"Haha! No, no, the two guys didn't dare to tell me that they had molested a girl. If I hadn't overheard them talking, I wouldn't have known they'd been beaten. I knew they messed around with bad boys, but I didn’t expect that these good-for-nothing idiots even dared to molest a little girl too weak to truss a chicken. I've beaten them hard too and I’m sure they can’t get out of bed in the coming days." Nan Haomeng smiled harmlessly.

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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Commented
Penta-Core!

[Cosmic Demon Race—the core of a royal blood demon. Because of it being too old, the energy contained in the blood demon core has nearly been exhausted. If you can find a way to recharge it, you will acquire a precious 'blood demon king's core'.]

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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Commented
So Penta-Core time?

He wasn't sure why, but when Song Shuhang heard the words 'that ancient demon core is something that only I deserve to have,' he found it very funny. This sentence accidentally made him let out a smile.

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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Replied to Krayne2084
Those monkeys lol

The residents of the island still led a primitive life. They used stone spears, bone arrows, and wore animal skins. Their lives were so primitive that it made people wonder whether they had traveled through time itself.

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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Jokes aside though, basking in the sun is a thing humans should do.

Photosynthesis? Shuhang, you are a human, not a plant! How can you do something like photosynthesis? Don't tell me that you can even make oxygen like trees?

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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Commented
The final boss is a hyphen

But he couldn't possibly just have the boss be a horizontal line, could he?

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