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"All done!" Ash shot up from underneath the bed frame, letting out a big breath of accomplishment. "All preventive measures have been taken, I have recited every protection incantation I could recall… Now we pray that these attacks will not last for long."
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Fantasy · Brendanjoke
"I could sniff you all day, and I already have, but know that no information would be gained by such an act. No master, I've simply deduced. Your lifestyle, your personality, your… uhh, demeanor… through a maiden's eyes - forgive the bluntness, master - but there exist far desirable alternatives besides you."
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
Without missing a beat, she nudged her head at him. "Convinced yet?"
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
"You're a pretty big rat," I said.
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
"Where did the 33 extra magical treasures come from?" Song Shuhang was dumbfounded.
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
These methods were completely unscientific!
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
The amazing effects of Song Shuhang's eye aperture talent, 'bullet time', were displayed at this time.
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
"That's a nice Hadouken bro!" Fariq appreciated it.
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
'No damn it! That's offensive! Something else...'
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
Beluga put his hand on Ben's shoulder. "Ok. Here's what you'll do. You see that female sitting down? Approach her and say this…" He gave Ben his version of a divine line.
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
Beluga clarified. "Look, the cheapest thing to attractive females is male attention. They're surrounded by it, hounded. Attractive females, especially ones in crowded places like universities, have an infinite amount of options. They'll never call you. They're too busy getting attention from the next guy. It doesn't matter how well your meeting went because attention is its own reward for females. It gives them a kick of dopamine. That's why you can't ever give your number if there's an alternative. You have to get her number. Besides, you failed her sh*t test."
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
He was 30ish and tall, with an imposing heavy-set frame, but what was most striking was his outfit. It was epic. He wore a curved purple pimp hat capped by a red feather. It partnered with his chinstrap beard to frame his thick face and eyebrows. With a purple bathrobe to match, he gave off the impression of a cartoon emperor from a Sesame Street character's deluded nightmare.
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
Antonio swallowed. "He said…you have to…wear a thong."
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
"Well…good game."
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
Seduce or die
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
The Almighty Merchant silently said to himself, "Don't go out, don't go out to trade. You absolutely cannot trade with Profound Sage Tyrannical Song."
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
My dear sister was laying beside me, hugging one of my tails while Elaria was hugging one of hers, mumbling something about marshmallows.
What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?
Fantasy · Draekai
ch 1368 Willful manuscript
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
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"Does that need to be considered? Of course the bigger, the better," Doudou said with shining eyes. "Big is justice, firepower is king."
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin