{Haha! Simply use my mace in a way that… Let's say, different than its real purpose. My Mace can trap souls. Rather than sending them in pity Black Soul Gems, you can use a different way to send those souls directly to me and I… will grant you a set of spells you can use. Something picked by a Daedric Prince.}
Video Games · El_Don
"You are far too hard on yourself, my dear, sweet, homicidally insane Pelagius. What would the people do without you? Dance? Sing? Smile? Grow old? You are the best Septim that's ever ruled. Well, except for that Martin fellow, but he turned into a dragon god, and that's hardly sporting... You know, I was there for that whole sordid affair. Marvelous time! Butterflies, blood, a Fox, a severed head... Oh, and the cheese! To die for."
Video Games · El_Don
"My king, I am afraind that this is the most powerful Hidden Clan of them all."
Video Games · El_Don
"You said someone will come to guide us?" Elrog asked his main protector, Dagorith, a man who now mostly worked for Sylvester as a Grand Wizard for hire. He didn't mind since the pay was high. He received a lot of respect, a lifetime of free food at the Bard's, and the ability to walk around and live inside the Holy Land.
Fantasy · MisterImmortal
Three weeks have passed and now it is the 1st of Sun's Height (July), 4E-196. An annoying Middas (Monday) as any other.
Video Games · El_Don
Maven was making her usual bi**h face, and her daughter Ingun was playing with something in her hands, and let me tell you, if Ingun Black-Briar played with anything then it probably is involved with the word 'death'.
Video Games · El_Don
"You said someone will come to guide us?" Elrog asked his main protector, Dagorith, a man who now mostly worked for Sylvester as a Grand Wizard for hire. He didn't mind since the pay was high. He received a lot of respect, a lifetime of free food at the Bard's, and the ability to walk around and live inside the Holy Land.
Fantasy · MisterImmortal
However, Sylvester looked at Gabriel and whispered something to him, "Order Bloodrain to prepare himself with a Field Army. We're holding a military exercise at the second Holy Land."
Fantasy · MisterImmortal
"This is all that is left of the Inquisitors." Elder Yeegsis said. "The only two people who survived the ordeal were Inquisitor General Louis and Griffin. They regularly go to the port to check any message from the Holy Land or Lord's Bard. They should be returning shortly."
Fantasy · MisterImmortal
"Yeah, I don’t like you as well." Angele turned around and stopped talking.
Fantasy · Get Lost
"Fuck me; I am too kindhearted in my old age..."
History · Zentmeister
Little did he know that when Duke Wilmar finally heard the news that Northern Tyrol had surrendered to Berengar after a little over a month of combat, he would begin to favor Berengar's abilities greatly and would become far more amicable to the idea of making Berengar and the von Kufstein Dynasty the Counts of Tyrol.
History · Zentmeister
After dressing in his attire, he snuck out of his quarters, leaving his sleeping lover and child to continue their rest. He quickly found himself in the kitchen where he was prepared a set of field rations, after which he went to the Castle's stables and mounted his trusty steed Erwin, where he placed a set of two pistols within the holsters on its saddle.
History · Zentmeister
It would not be long before this Heresy in which the church had officially deemed the Berengar Heresy spread to every corner of the German world. At that time, the church would lose significant power, and as such, they were willing to give up such a huge chunk of land to get rid of Berengar as quickly as possible. After all, they did not want the Teutonic Knights to have to face Count Lothar's forces nor did they wish to engage in an entire crusade just to put down this growing heresy.
History · Zentmeister
With that said, Gisela looked at him with disgust and stormed off; she could not believe her son had grown into such a womanizer. Berengar, on the other hand, began to stretch, now that he was relaxed from the little fun he was able to achieve in this brief moment, he quickly got back to the task at hand. For a man with great ambitions like him, the work was never done.
History · Zentmeister
Hearing that it was designed for agriculture, the snobbish noblewoman immediately lost interest and returned to her seat; noticing that Berengar had already taken a drink, a sinister smile spread across her immaculate lips as she sat down and took a sip from her own chalice. Completely unaware that Berengar had switched the drinks.
History · Zentmeister
But she noticed one grave thing. "You still can't grow a beard."
Fantasy · MisterImmortal
DankPotato
This was the third and the last Forsworn horde that ever dared to face Jon Dare. The man who sees one difference between 'Slaughter' and 'Laughter' and that's the 'S'.
Dragonborn Saga
Video Games · El_Don