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DankPotato

DankPotato

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I really like to read. 🙏

2018-06-17 Joined Jersey

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DankPotato
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Such a clever line!!! 👏👏

This was the third and the last Forsworn horde that ever dared to face Jon Dare. The man who sees one difference between 'Slaughter' and 'Laughter' and that's the 'S'.

Dragonborn Saga

Dragonborn Saga

Video Games · El_Don

DankPotato
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Huh kinda like being a warlock I guess. You give me souls i give you magic powers.

{Haha! Simply use my mace in a way that… Let's say, different than its real purpose. My Mace can trap souls. Rather than sending them in pity Black Soul Gems, you can use a different way to send those souls directly to me and I… will grant you a set of spells you can use. Something picked by a Daedric Prince.}

Dragonborn Saga

Dragonborn Saga

Video Games · El_Don

DankPotato
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His voice is in my head!

"You are far too hard on yourself, my dear, sweet, homicidally insane Pelagius. What would the people do without you? Dance? Sing? Smile? Grow old? You are the best Septim that's ever ruled. Well, except for that Martin fellow, but he turned into a dragon god, and that's hardly sporting... You know, I was there for that whole sordid affair. Marvelous time! Butterflies, blood, a Fox, a severed head... Oh, and the cheese! To die for."

Dragonborn Saga

Dragonborn Saga

Video Games · El_Don

DankPotato
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Volikhar?

"My king, I am afraind that this is the most powerful Hidden Clan of them all."

Dragonborn Saga

Dragonborn Saga

Video Games · El_Don

DankPotato
Replied to Zach_Diaz
He's a reader who is featured. He's currently a Merc Wizard hanging out with the dwarves doing errands. Just try to go give the novel some Golden tickets.

"You said someone will come to guide us?" Elrog asked his main protector, Dagorith, a man who now mostly worked for Sylvester as a Grand Wizard for hire. He didn't mind since the pay was high. He received a lot of respect, a lifetime of free food at the Bard's, and the ability to walk around and live inside the Holy Land. 

I Became The Pope, Now What?

I Became The Pope, Now What?

Fantasy · MisterImmortal

DankPotato
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Monday is Morndas. Middas is Wednesday.

Three weeks have passed and now it is the 1st of Sun's Height (July), 4E-196. An annoying Middas (Monday) as any other.

Dragonborn Saga

Dragonborn Saga

Video Games · El_Don

DankPotato
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Man I like Ingund. She supplies you with sweet stuff if you do her quest. As a plus she's an alchemy nerd and i dig that.

Maven was making her usual bi**h face, and her daughter Ingun was playing with something in her hands, and let me tell you, if Ingun Black-Briar played with anything then it probably is involved with the word 'death'.

Dragonborn Saga

Dragonborn Saga

Video Games · El_Don

DankPotato
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DAGORITH. RESPECT.

"You said someone will come to guide us?" Elrog asked his main protector, Dagorith, a man who now mostly worked for Sylvester as a Grand Wizard for hire. He didn't mind since the pay was high. He received a lot of respect, a lifetime of free food at the Bard's, and the ability to walk around and live inside the Holy Land. 

I Became The Pope, Now What?

I Became The Pope, Now What?

Fantasy · MisterImmortal

DankPotato
Replied to StrawHatLuffy
My thoughts exactly the tower of the godless

However, Sylvester looked at Gabriel and whispered something to him, "Order Bloodrain to prepare himself with a Field Army. We're holding a military exercise at the second Holy Land."

I Became The Pope, Now What?

I Became The Pope, Now What?

Fantasy · MisterImmortal

DankPotato
DankPotato
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"This is all that is left of the Inquisitors." Elder Yeegsis said. "The only two people who survived the ordeal were Inquisitor General Louis and Griffin. They regularly go to the port to check any message from the Holy Land or Lord's Bard. They should be returning shortly." 

I Became The Pope, Now What?

I Became The Pope, Now What?

Fantasy · MisterImmortal

DankPotato
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"Yeah, I don’t like you as well." Angele turned around and stopped talking.

The Wizard World

The Wizard World

Fantasy · Get Lost

DankPotato
DankPotato
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Didn't the Duke already state he was going to make him Count when he got the message from Beregar's men?

Little did he know that when Duke Wilmar finally heard the news that Northern Tyrol had surrendered to Berengar after a little over a month of combat, he would begin to favor Berengar's abilities greatly and would become far more amicable to the idea of making Berengar and the von Kufstein Dynasty the Counts of Tyrol.

Tyranny of Steel

Tyranny of Steel

History · Zentmeister

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After dressing in his attire, he snuck out of his quarters, leaving his sleeping lover and child to continue their rest. He quickly found himself in the kitchen where he was prepared a set of field rations, after which he went to the Castle's stables and mounted his trusty steed Erwin, where he placed a set of two pistols within the holsters on its saddle.

Tyranny of Steel

Tyranny of Steel

History · Zentmeister

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It would not be long before this Heresy in which the church had officially deemed the Berengar Heresy spread to every corner of the German world. At that time, the church would lose significant power, and as such, they were willing to give up such a huge chunk of land to get rid of Berengar as quickly as possible. After all, they did not want the Teutonic Knights to have to face Count Lothar's forces nor did they wish to engage in an entire crusade just to put down this growing heresy.

Tyranny of Steel

Tyranny of Steel

History · Zentmeister

DankPotato
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The degradation... I liked him better as a virgin...

With that said, Gisela looked at him with disgust and stormed off; she could not believe her son had grown into such a womanizer. Berengar, on the other hand, began to stretch, now that he was relaxed from the little fun he was able to achieve in this brief moment, he quickly got back to the task at hand. For a man with great ambitions like him, the work was never done.

Tyranny of Steel

Tyranny of Steel

History · Zentmeister

DankPotato
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Hearing that it was designed for agriculture, the snobbish noblewoman immediately lost interest and returned to her seat; noticing that Berengar had already taken a drink, a sinister smile spread across her immaculate lips as she sat down and took a sip from her own chalice. Completely unaware that Berengar had switched the drinks. 

Tyranny of Steel

Tyranny of Steel

History · Zentmeister

DankPotato
DankPotato
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Sylvester would look rad with a beard.
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But she noticed one grave thing. "You still can't grow a beard."

I Became The Pope, Now What?

I Became The Pope, Now What?

Fantasy · MisterImmortal

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