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Jarebak

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2018-07-02 Joined United States

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Jarebak
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That’s thinking with portals.

The Purple Qilin was immediately beheaded, and the rest of its body fell out of the portal a second later.

Dual Cultivation

Dual Cultivation

Eastern · MyLittleBrother

Jarebak
Commented
Money isn’t worth a thing until you spend it. Wisdom from the Borderlands...

'Earning money is never about the money to begin with, it's about the purchasing power that comes with the money. Money would only have value when it's spent on food, drinks, clothes, necessities, and everything else the spender likes.

I'll Add Points To All Things

I'll Add Points To All Things

Urban · Eternal Era

Jarebak
Commented
Said no Arby’s ever

Antonio narrowed his eyes. 'Keep him away from the beef.'

My Pick Up Artist System

My Pick Up Artist System

Urban · SamsaraWithWords

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Ha, thought the same thing! (Posted my own comment before I saw this one.)

Nodding, the bouncer's face softened. "Good name. I used to be known for some moves myself." He sighed as he gazed into the distance... "But then I got old and gave up on those childish dreams. They didn't pay the bills, and the world wasn't ready for Bboy Leeroy's Turkey Twizzler."

My Pick Up Artist System

My Pick Up Artist System

Urban · SamsaraWithWords

Jarebak
Commented
I used to be a dancer as well, until I took an arrow to the knee.

Nodding, the bouncer's face softened. "Good name. I used to be known for some moves myself." He sighed as he gazed into the distance... "But then I got old and gave up on those childish dreams. They didn't pay the bills, and the world wasn't ready for Bboy Leeroy's Turkey Twizzler."

My Pick Up Artist System

My Pick Up Artist System

Urban · SamsaraWithWords

Jarebak
Commented
Math joke ftw

On any day of the week, he was more dong mash than John Nash…

My Pick Up Artist System

My Pick Up Artist System

Urban · SamsaraWithWords

Jarebak
Jarebak
Commented
Doesnt that make it a 3 parter??

Author's Note: This is a 2-parter. There'll be another 1-parter after that.

My Pick Up Artist System

My Pick Up Artist System

Urban · SamsaraWithWords

Jarebak
Commented
Of course it’s Lawrence...

Unsurprised by his reaction, Olivia walked over to him and took the opposite seat. "Hello, Lawrence…" she greeted in her British accent.

My Pick Up Artist System

My Pick Up Artist System

Urban · SamsaraWithWords

Jarebak
Commented
How can this not have a comment? Hilarious

He couldn't believe what happened. 'Oh my god, I summoned Truck-kun!'

My Pick Up Artist System

My Pick Up Artist System

Urban · SamsaraWithWords

Jarebak
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That’s sexy. No that’s not the word I was looking for, ***ist, that’s the one.

In typical situations, a woman's breast would be inversely proportional to her brains, and Wild Rose was a classic example.

Super Gene Optimization Fluid

Super Gene Optimization Fluid

Sci-fi · 9 lightyears per second

Jarebak
Commented
Mostly harmless

"The chances of an Earthling unlocking the seventh brain region is only 1/100 million. The Universal Pan-Human Alliance defined Earth as a class 0.5 civilized planet." The red-haired beauty read the information about Earth that was stated on the projected screen. She didn't even try to conceal her mocking tone towards Earth.

Super Gene Optimization Fluid

Super Gene Optimization Fluid

Sci-fi · 9 lightyears per second

Jarebak
Jarebak
Commented
If you don’t find a body he’s not dead.

"He has awoken from his vegetable state as some prisoner healed him." The Cp0 said, "But he got poisoned and fell to the sea. As a Devil Fruit User, he is doomed to die."

Sinful life with the strongest system

Sinful life with the strongest system

Anime & Comics · EroJaki

Jarebak
Commented
Did wonders for Goku

Of course, the second Weevil used to check his palm was a mistake, as Lucas used this time to touch the ground beneath him, "Just try 100 times gravity."

Sinful life with the strongest system

Sinful life with the strongest system

Anime & Comics · EroJaki

Jarebak
Commented
Don’t feed the bears! And this is how you encourage more complaining.

"Okay girls, rest well, and buy something for yourselves," reaching the base, Lucas took some sakes of money and distribute them among the women equally, and those who complained got more a bit.

Sinful life with the strongest system

Sinful life with the strongest system

Anime & Comics · EroJaki

Jarebak
Jarebak
Commented
It’s a shame he’s a king and not a commander.

"Please, call me Cobra" Cobra smiled. Zorro, as a warlord, had the same statue as a king, or even more. 'Hehe, soon you would call me Father in Law."

Sinful life with the strongest system

Sinful life with the strongest system

Anime & Comics · EroJaki

Jarebak
Commented
And big pointy teeth

"Ghwaaa" Suddenly, a monstrous sound came not far away from Lucas. Lucas saw the creature that appeared, it was a rabbit-like creature with a length of three meters. It had long white ears with three horns, and a fat huge body that was full of fur and muscles. It had short legs yet big arms with long claws.

Sinful life with the strongest system

Sinful life with the strongest system

Anime & Comics · EroJaki

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