Webnovel Author: Konkey_Dong - Novel Collection

"Who would dare to lie to the crown prince of this nation? Before you arrived, the stars had already alerted me that a great man would be making his entrance today, bringing the swagger of a hippopotamus, and the manners of the donkey king. Turns out it's you. Your Highness, welcome to House Astalon," Mithras crossed his arms over his chest, giving the prince a polite bow. 

Netori: Reborn as the Human Aphrodisiac

Fantasy · Demonic_Paradise

I am not his match! On the contrary, I hate him too! That bastard came out of nowhere and started robbing holes left and right. Causing a sharp decline in the number of faithful women in the area with his presence alone! What man can stand that devil? I'm just waiting for an opportunity to smash him!" Mithras raised his fist, swinging like a fake tough guy. 

Netori: Reborn as the Human Aphrodisiac

Fantasy · Demonic_Paradise

The only thing I will present…is my sword running through his chest!" Prince Lysander made a bold claim. 

Netori: Reborn as the Human Aphrodisiac

Fantasy · Demonic_Paradise

Smashing the Royal Palace!

Netori: Reborn as the Human Aphrodisiac

Fantasy · Demonic_Paradise

"Damn…she really does love me." 

Netori: Reborn as the Human Aphrodisiac

Fantasy · Demonic_Paradise

Cassandra didn't just execute vice-commanders or threaten the country's leaders. Under the horrified eyes of all across the capital, the matriarch broke into the palace, beheading all in her way as she carved open a bloody road towards Gaiseric and Vel'Asha. 

Netori: Reborn as the Human Aphrodisiac

Fantasy · Demonic_Paradise

"By all the demons and gods of the higher planes. What the hell is this? How is this massive pole of meat going to fit in my tiny hole?!

Netori: Reborn as the Human Aphrodisiac

Fantasy · Demonic_Paradise

You will cry and beg me to stop! But I will keep draining you till the last drop of milk leaks from your dick—" Pumped up by the two aphrodisiacs, Honoria went off—casually speaking words she never thought herself capable of. 

Netori: Reborn as the Human Aphrodisiac

Fantasy · Demonic_Paradise

<Dude…the fuck? Do you think ener crystals grow on trees? Even the headmistress of the Red Cloud Theocracy only makes 400,000 ener crystals a year. Where is she going to find 2.2 million?>

Netori: Reborn as the Human Aphrodisiac

Fantasy · Demonic_Paradise

He was serious. This wasn't a joke. If she didn't pay his fees, they would switch to platonic love! 

Netori: Reborn as the Human Aphrodisiac

Fantasy · Demonic_Paradise

"It is non-negotiable! Because yes, godmother, though I care deeply about you, I'm more concerned with my financial freedom. You gotta pay up. There's no way around it! And if you ask me, it is only fair and rational that the woman pays the man for his dick!

Netori: Reborn as the Human Aphrodisiac

Fantasy · Demonic_Paradise

It's not like Luther had been a loyal and faithful husband either. In the years that Cassandra depended on him, the duke didn't hesitate to play with her closest attendant and even had a bastard: Arian's half-brother, Ulric. 

Netori: Reborn as the Human Aphrodisiac

Fantasy · Demonic_Paradise

And you're even going to make him the Custodian of our house? Correct me if I'm wrong but…IS THAT NOT MY JOB?! Cassandra, where are you putting my face, honor, and dignity? Or have you gone so mad for your boytoy…that you've forgotten your real husband's name?!" Luther barked at his wife. And who could blame him?

Netori: Reborn as the Human Aphrodisiac

Fantasy · Demonic_Paradise

'Why is the mood so heavy here? Acting so serious when you're really just a riffraff of thugs and gangs with nobility titles. These aristocratic bandits are giving me the jitters! Hopefully, I can make up for it by stuffing three holes tonight.' 

Netori: Reborn as the Human Aphrodisiac

Fantasy · Demonic_Paradise

The two groaned in pleasure, and as the Green Emperor Seal helped Arian's Sid rank from the cucking, Mithras unloaded another jet of spunk in his godmother's cunt. Thickened by the Netori Milk Fountain talent, this load flooded the Astalon matriarch's—making her lower abdomen swell somewhat. 

Netori: Reborn as the Human Aphrodisiac

Fantasy · Demonic_Paradise

Maybe hoping for some level of maturity from an overly pampered 18-year-old young noble was too much to ask. But did it have to reach the point that basic human decency had left the chat? 

Netori: Reborn as the Human Aphrodisiac

Fantasy · Demonic_Paradise

Use with moderation> 

Netori: Reborn as the Human Aphrodisiac

Fantasy · Demonic_Paradise

<Arian has been bitched!>

Netori: Reborn as the Human Aphrodisiac

Fantasy · Demonic_Paradise

"Heresy! You are my servant! You…belong to me! It's you who betrayed me by ganging up with my mother and hiding things from me! Where was your loyalty? Why should I apologize? If anything—"

Netori: Reborn as the Human Aphrodisiac

Fantasy · Demonic_Paradise

It's not like Cassandra had anything against bitches. But in her mind, the same way a woman shouldn't appear masculine, a beta bitch didn't have to pretend to be what he wasn't: a man. In fact, during his childhood, Cassandra often dressed her son as a girl—calling him "her princess" behind closed doors and hoping that he'd grow up to be the same cute and adorable child—he didn't. 

Netori: Reborn as the Human Aphrodisiac

Fantasy · Demonic_Paradise