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EchoSirius93Lobo: And just like that another tyrant pet owner is born. My pet is the best! Your pet? You can call that a pet? Look how it acts. My pet is so free yet so obedient.
*Ramble ramble ramble ~Pet King · C21
Jormungandir: in my head lan lan is a genius super villain. and he has a Russian accent. his life story is that he was a spy in Britain and was relocated to china to steal the nuclear launch codes, but was captured along the way and sold into slavery. now he is planning to use his cuteness to take control of the Chinese government and later THE WORLD.... i have a wild fantasy..Pet King · C21
flowing_ember: Remember the beginning where author said that mc‘s life was neither very good nor very bad? I feel like authors opinion of a bad life must be ****ed up.
I mean this guy was abused as a child, his parents died or (seems to me) cut ties, the only person he had close relations to (his brother) died just before his wedding, wife did not seem to keep in touch and last but not least he gets cancer for a company skimping on safety precautions.
What would have to happen for it to be a bad life?Supreme Magus · C3
YuKosaka: Their religion based on the Martyr, he's one of the Martyr.
So, it's concluded that he's a living God 😋.Superstars of Tomorrow · C64
Golden_Prophet: Named Myself god and finished first place, the feeling can’t simply be described with words.Legend of the Mythological Genes · C8
Otakubaku: Yeah I was the messiah in my class for that one questionLegend of the Mythological Genes · C8
Dank_god: Pff cool and all but have you ever instantly clicked on a kahoot question and got it right?Legend of the Mythological Genes · C8
TommenJerry: You think you made valid points but you really didn't in my honest opinion.
1) Increasing his INT with candies is prohibitively expensive (as repeatedly said in the novel). Learning things the normal way takes time. Unless you want the author to purposely make the stats ridiculously OP so that he can please your expectations, then his current path is as logical as possible.
2) The skill trees are vague and nebulous. Most of what I think you can get through Mathematics can be gotten in a more readily applicable and relevant form through Mechanics. Also the story leans heavily on the hardware and basically not even touching the software. Of which there is only one that is applicable, which is the Neural Interface (which is, if you forgot or were simply too smart to read, heavily protected and regulated). Both of those skill trees you said has more use to a researcher than a designer. You'd know this if you were actually reading the story but he repeatedly says that he only has to design mechs and not build them from the ground up. (Literally mentioned this when he was recounting his gains from the Fusion Cup).
3) He's under time constraint which is why he didn't "hardwork" his way through that lighting quest requirement. Organic stat upgrades simply do not have as an immediate benefit to him because he's always pressed for time. He's not in an environment conducive to stat grinding. And do you really want him to use his fucking plot armor for something so ******? He's growing. Slowly. Slower than any other story with a System. But at least this system doesn't give him God powers so he can go around slapping everyone's face with his System granted ego-dick. Personally, I'm tired of that trope. You're probably thinking :"But if he had good stats he'd learn faster". To which I say: HE'S PRESSED FOR TIME. Your ideas only work if he had no bills to pay and if his System wasn't giving quests that pressured him to pursue immediate benefits. He's already mentioned the trade offs on these paths of growth. He has always considered that he can do things differently for a long term benefit but guess what? You guessed it if you're as smart as you think you are but in case you aren't, I'll say it myself. Repeat after me: HE'S PRESSED FOR TIME.
4) Let me just say this. READ THE STORY. ALL THE WORDS. The world building keeps reiterating that he shouldn't easily trust anyone. The MTA isn't his friend. They aren't his family. His interests aren't the MTA'S interests. He doesn't know why they have a branch on his planet. He thinks they're shady af for literally using a bloody iron fist to stamp out the wars and gaining hegemony over mechs. (You'd know this is you read the part where he bought books to shore up his lack of knowledge. But you were probably too smart of a person to read everything, I guess.)The Mech Touch · C66
Euclaid_Galieane: There were many who boasted they were faster, stranger, tougher and said I would never be able to beat them. I crushed them all and my mountain of broken bodies is tall enough to be seen from the edges of the universe. Their ghastly screams echoing in ears my lips turn into a smile as yet another foolishly challenges me to be broken and beaten.The Mech Touch · C22
Sage_HiddenBear: I felt blood flowing and dripping from my mace. My shield was covered in red, both real and painted. To differentiate the two was unimportant, what mattered were how many enemies I broke upon it.The Mech Touch · C22
Tandelle: The true way to make friends
Me- you want to take over the world together, it will be fun
New Friends- Hell Yeah!!!True Hero (Champion is Playing) · C3
lets_get_this_rice: Helena: (Slams open door) "Impact Magic: Royal Impact Series number.."
Dorian: NO, WAIT! I CAN EXPLA..
*End of novel*Reborn: Evolving From Nothing · C181
Dank_god: What if aliens live underground and the cracks are their way of spying on us
also did you know cashews come from a fruitThe Legendary Mechanic · C88
Matheus_Avelar: Warping Turkey's evolution
...It's can teleport and is a stupelid bird
It's not only stupid, it's a stupid crazy bird ... And immortal now
*Turkey of war
"Do you hate me? I hate you to stupid mother f*cker"
this is the ultimate form of doom ... and it can speak!!!Reborn: Evolving From Nothing · C170
ICanFixIt: Joke 1/2 3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”The Legendary Mechanic · C72
Dank_god: Ever wonder if a murderer passed by you and thought "nah"
Also some of us are still it from a tag game in the pastThe Legendary Mechanic · C64
xRicex: ANNOUNCEMENT!!!. JOKES HERE...
The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest. "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her." "That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest. "It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man. "Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest. "Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?" "Of course, my son," said the priest. The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?".
WANT MORE JOKE? TAP ON MY PROFILE FOR MORE...Monster Pet Evolution · C48
ICanFixIt: Another joke (HAPPY Early new year)
One day a girl talked to her mom about some advice she gave her about boys. If her boyfriend touched her in the wrong places. Mom: If a boy touches your Boobs say “DONT”. If he touches your pussy say "STOP!.”
But mom, he touched both so I said: “don’t stop".The Legendary Mechanic · C60
xRicex: Short jokes here might wanna try it..
Naughty boy draws a p*nis on a black board. Lady teacher rubs it off. Next day he draws a bigger one and writes: "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!Monster Pet Evolution · C45
xRicex: Jokes HERE
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth fullMonster Pet Evolution · C42
xRicex: Jokes here
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. “Do you have health insurance?” she asked. He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.” The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?” He replied, “No money in the bank.” Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?” asked the irritated nun. He said, “I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.” The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.” The patient replied, “Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-lawMonster Pet Evolution · C41
xRicex: Long JOKEs here
After having failed his exam, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
“Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”
“Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!”
“Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you to give me an “A” for the Exam.”
“Okay, it’s a deal. So what is the question?”
“What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?”
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an “A”, as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers:
“Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 17 Year old lover, which is logical but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife’s lover an “A”, although he really should have failed, is neither legal nor logical.”Monster Pet Evolution · C39
Dank_god: Answer to riddle was an ear of corn
Let's switch it up with a JOKE
If it takes an average man to walk 1 mile per hour and there is a store 1 mile away.Then why does it take 15 years for my dad to buy milk.
See ya next chapterThe Legendary Mechanic · C58
xRicex: HERES A JOKE & A GAME ANYONE CAN PLAY
Boy: Let's play the firetruck game.
Girl: How do you play?
Boy: I run my fingers up your leg, and you say "redlight" when you want me to stop.
Girl: Okay :)
*Few seconds later*
Boy: Firetrucks don't stop for redlights ;)Monster Pet Evolution · C38
Boy: I'll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the flagpole.
Girl: ok.(climbs the flagpole)
Girl: Mommy Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb the flagpole.
Mom: He just wanted to see your underwear!
(Same boy): I'll pay you 20 BUCKS to climb the flagpole!
Girl: OK thanks! (climbs the flagpole)
Girl: Mommy Mommy today the boy paid me 20 BUCKS for climbing the flagpole, but today I tricked him this time I wasn't wearing underwear.
Mom:...0_0Monster Pet Evolution · C33
xRicex: Sup people!!!
READ MY JOK3!!!
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them "Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please form a single-file line." And they do so. St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" The Sister Responds "Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger..." St. Peter says "Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted." and she did so. St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" "Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment..." "Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted" and she does so. Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun "Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!" Sister Susan responds "Well if I'm going to have to gargle this stuff, I'd rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her aśs in it!"Monster Pet Evolution · C29
xRicex: Hello Mother Fucker here's a JOKE you might like...
Teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, there are two left, but I like how you're thinking." Then Johnny asks the teacher, "You see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor. One is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream. Which one is married?" And the teacher responds, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you'reMonster Pet Evolution · C26
CRIMSONREED: You're telling me, cooking my hamster will let it evolve? Well here goes nothing.Monster Pet Evolution · C25
Just_a_person: One year later...
Bob was full sweat, nervously watching the evolution process of his Diamond Death Lion. “Will this really work?”
“Don’t worry, I’ve done this many times before.” Gao Peng said as he shoved lava down the beast’s mouth before he threw it in the ocean while secretly adding seasoning on the creature’s back.Monster Pet Evolution · C25
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