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Have you ever have one of those times when you don't want to get up from your bed? You know, one of those times when your position on the bed is really comfortable and optimal for going to sleep. But then something comes up that requires you to get out of bed and you know that if you get up now and return to bed you won't get back to that level of comfort.
HP: A Magical Journey [Complete]
Book&Literature · FictionOnlyReader
She barely even registered that there was someone else in the elevator. How could she? Have you ever been finger-banged by f*cking Groot?
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
In her head, she knew he was right though. 'If I don't pair up with Ben, who else would I pair up with?' She then glanced back to the club members where she now viewed an obese Asian man, rubbing a camera as he stared at her with a lewd smile… In his head, he was repeating his favorite mantra. 'Loli loli… Loli loli…'
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
After a moment of shock, Ben realized he'd entered the tiger's den. 'F*ck! This is his mom's room!'
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
"Hello? …Who? Yes...he works here..." Paul gave Ben a strange glance. "She did?!? Are you sure it's the right person?" He gasped...
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
Even some corporate slaves passing by turned their heads in the direction of Paul's door, wondering why Ben had his ear against it.
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
Then, Ben slapped himself on the head. 'I understand! Like with those MCs, when I named her Titjob Tina, the world made her name Tina so I wouldn't get confused! To make things easier for me! Thanks world! Thanks titties!'
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
In reality, when the typewriter first came out, his mind developed a certain hope for it: 'Please be a Death Note…'
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
However, it did seem a bit dangerous to him to apply such heavy pressure to someone's head. His instincts were right too, because it wasn't dissimilar from the type of move a cop might use on a grounded non-resisting suspect leading to their death and international riots.
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
[Charisma: 0 - If someone had a choice between hugging you or a fire, they would hug the fire and then chase you for revenge]
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
DannyC97
"Are we going to die?"
HP: The Arcane Thief
Book&Literature · Snollygoster