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  • Magical Me (Harry Potter)

    Magical Me (Harry Potter)

    Book&Literature

    4.8

    A guy is inserted into Gilderoy Lockhart. Ding. Shameless Bastard Points +1. Oh, so, it's one of those kind of stories?

  • Ouroboros (Harry Potter)

    Ouroboros (Harry Potter)

    Book&Literature

    (Dropped) A guy finds himself in Harry Potter, but it isn't quite the world he remembers from the books. Girl-who-lived? Living parents? Non-fugly Voldemort? Even with more retries than Bill Murray and Tom Cruise combined, can he figure out the perfect run? Edit: I intended for this story to be 80% action and 20% comedy. Instead, it's 20% action, 30% angst, 5% comedy and 45% plot holes.

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During the Tri-wizard tournament Harry is portkeyed out. Obviously there is some precedent for changing the wards to allow portkeys. Whether the portkey has to have exact coordinates may or may not be mentioned in canon but is treated liberally in many fan-fics. This is explained in the following chapter so minor spoiler not that anyone cares View More

seob97: Agree with this. Even voldemort couldn't do it. I wonder how this no namer did it. At least do the basic research, my friend

Magical Me (Harry Potter) · C8
2 months ago

gamly33: we just know the twins are going to be next😁😁. Just because they can but what if the mc made it harder like teaching the paintball spell to the kids so they could "practice" outside of class 🤣🤣.

Magical Me (Harry Potter) · C9
2 months ago
I actually didnt see the whole comment until just now but still yeah thanks for taking the time comment View More

NorthernWind: I honestly only put this in my library because of magical me. I was planning on starring it if it began updating. The issue I saw with magical is you're emulation of other stories. You put xianxiaesque elements into harry potter. The face smacking theme with snape while fine in a ridiculous xianxia world is harder to justify in a more modern world like ours. I believe its still possible but its absurdly unlikely. Then theres power creep. The MC in magical me is stupidly overpowered or has the makings of it. While I haven't seen what you plan on doing with his cheat so I could be wrong but it appears to me that the stats are flat out broken. One book and he can deflect spells from full grown wizards? Thats simply unbalanced. You could deal with this by having stronger wizards use less direct menas of attack such as opening a hole underground or firing blades at him. Thats one book though and he can rapidly learn skills matching the greatest of geniuses and eventually attain inhuman stats. Or not. Depending on how the books work his stats could all top off before his magic hits dumbledore level or his strength approaches super man. So I don't see it as completely game breaking but it would've probably have been better to limit him to skills. Lockheart isn't untalented and his main issue is that he simply doesn't practice. You could just give him all the skills from his books and allow him to perform most spells but he can't match the power of someone who trained naturally. So he has to practice his spells. His skill easily exceeds everyone in wredtling and fighting but his physique is weak so he buffs it with potions and has to train. I'm somewhat biased towards putting in serious effort for otherwise small gains that are made op by a cheat. Or just anything that exudes hard work if its done right.

Ouroboros (Harry Potter) · C8
2 months ago
Yeah, I vomit forth words at an impressive rate. I emulate other stories because I'm bad at coming up with ideas for actual plot. Thanks for the comments View More

NorthernWind: This is stupidly long.

Ouroboros (Harry Potter) · C8
2 months ago
I saw the DC writing thing going on and thought of this. The Batman System: Didn't you think it's suspicious how Batman always survives battles among titans? How that punch from Black Addam only just grazes him instead of splattering him across the planet? You have been chosen to bear the mantle of the Batman System! The first rule of the Batman System is don't tell anyone about the Batman System. None must discover you have Super Powers!
Anyway, I don't have time to actually write it, but the concept seemed amusing. Batman is actually a guy with a secret system. View More
Magical Me (Harry Potter) · C9
2 months ago

AsuraMonarch: Did you like the ultimate system? Do you like face smacking? Shameless protags? Overpowered protags?

Well, look no further. Because the handsome devil of a looney SI gilderoy will make you wish for more.

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Magical Me (Harry Potter)
2 months ago
Sorry dude. C++ 10 hours a day, basically everyday... View More

uSeer: I can't give it less than 5 stars because is so f*cking good.
It hasn't been updated for a long time so it's probably dropped.
Saddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Magical Me (Harry Potter)
2 months ago

Molkar: shameless bastard shameless bastard shameless bastard shameless bastard shameless bastard shameless bastard shameless bastard shameless bastard shameless bastard shameless bastard shameless bastard shameless bastard need more chapters pls, this is awesome xD

Magical Me (Harry Potter)
2 months ago

MovingCorpse: Undoubtedly the most interesting novel ever, for I, Professor Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defence League and five-time winner of Witch Weekly's Most-Charming-Smile Award, had said so.

Magical Me (Harry Potter)
2 months ago

gamly33: it's not wrong to be hard, as long as you do it like a bad ass and be hard core. lol

Magical Me (Harry Potter) · C6
2 months ago

Ferrdek: Hard to say :D

Magical Me (Harry Potter) · C6
2 months ago
Lol, yeah I NERFed this guy a little too hard. Most wizards live their whole lives without finding those. They're also not the protagonist of the story though.... View More

MastersgtJames: MC has not found ANY rituals/potions to improve himself!? REALLY!? no increase magic, mage sight, improved recovery, or improved physique/durability. Nothing!? for 18 years!?

Ouroboros (Harry Potter) · C3
2 months ago
Good catch. I meant to put 1997. I think the Battle takes place at the end of the spring semester in 98 View More

DontDon: I’m a little confused, maybe because I’m reading too many Harry Potter fanfics all at once, but didn’t the “Battle of Hogwarts” occur in 1998?

Ouroboros (Harry Potter) · C6
2 months ago

DontDon: Too strong a flavor perhaps.
I actually thought that he woke up to a boner and traumatized Hermoine and co. with the way the chapter was going.
Good thing Fenrir showed up. It’s not like you can control morning wood and knowing Lockhart, his body can’t be trusted.

Magical Me (Harry Potter) · C6
2 months ago
Is this chapter title a little too wrong? View More
Magical Me (Harry Potter) · C6
2 months ago

Maks: system: you should go out for a walk.
host: you won't controll me!!!
system: new mission...
host: let's do it!!!
system: ...

Scholar's Advanced Technological System · C17
3 months ago

RekiChan: I'll put this book in my library to remind me that I failed Math and that's the reason why I'm studying Dao now.

Scholar's Advanced Technological System · C7
3 months ago
New chapter up. I hope you like it. I was confused whether the old guy was Woddleworth or Wobbleton. View More
Magical Me (Harry Potter) · C5
3 months ago
Lockhart is plowing a reporter, he dies during the deed, the main character takes over his body, he flashes an old lady, and he finds out he has a system - the Shameless Bastard System View More

LikeCommentRewiev: Wait I'm confused.
Can someone tell me what happened in this chapter?

Magical Me (Harry Potter) · C1
3 months ago
Reading Status: C1
Confession: the 1000+ views this story has was just me reloading over and over again.

This story is so sweet...it's like some guy just sat down and wrote it an hour. View More
Ouroboros (Harry Potter)
3 months ago
Reading Status: C2
What kind of roguishly handsome, wickedly genius, extravagantly wealthy, and wickedly tasteful person could have written a story like this?
Ding
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By the way, comments can't be less than 140 characters. View More
Magical Me (Harry Potter)
3 months ago
Thanks! View More

Molkar: shameless bastard shameless bastard shameless bastard shameless bastard shameless bastard shameless bastard shameless bastard shameless bastard shameless bastard shameless bastard shameless bastard shameless bastard need more chapters pls, this is awesome xD

Magical Me (Harry Potter)
3 months ago
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