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RAGNAROC511: Worthless BS, a stunt like this makes me NOT want to give you power stones and/or gifts EVER!
I'll stop at this point otherwise I'll rant, rave, and be rude to no point or effect. I bid you good day.

Godly Devourer System · C49
18 hours ago

MilkGod: MilkGod's Facts: If you had a penny and doubled it each day for 30 days, the end result would be $5,368,709.

Simple math.

Nanomancer Reborn - I've Become A Snow Girl? · C155
1 month ago

HalonFox1: I love your style so I'd be happy to read a new book from you

I Reincarnated As A Stick · C111
1 month ago

CaTastrophy427: Cat fact... uh... The pads of a cat's paws (the part in contact with the ground) are actually more sensitive to touch (have more tactile nerve endings) than any other part of their bodies. This is different from just about every other mammal, where the most sensitive part is their... unmentionables.

That's not to say they feel the most pain there, it'd still hurt more to get hit in the belly than the paw, but it does explain why cats walk weirdly on carpet the first time they set foot on it - er, maybe it should be set paw on it?

Nanomancer Reborn - I've Become A Snow Girl? · C146
1 month ago

endless: I seriously hope I live long enough for vrmmo

Spending My Retirement In A Game · C132
1 month ago

Aodhan: Eisen: On a scale of 1 to 10 how bad are your brothers?
Komier: They're kinda on the opposite ends of the douchery scale.
Evalia: Sooo... ones a righteous pr*ck and the other's an arrogant a**?
Komier: Pretty much.
Bree: So what does that make the middle? A overblown test*cle?
Everyone else:....

Spending My Retirement In A Game · C106
1 month ago

Kuraidoscope: Now that you know how to use your element we’re nerfing your damage to balance the world. Only the Lord of Life and Death Jyuuk can take away life easily. Go hammer your metals Eisen, this is not the dps you were looking for.

Spending My Retirement In A Game · C83
1 month ago

Einsatzgruppen2017: So shockingly enough the average qidian commentor is a complete mong, who knew. The moment a character does anything except immediately capitulate and obey the absolute will of the MC, they are a *****, and the next 20 chapters will have comments declaring such. Perhaps, maybe, the slight irritation and obstruction caused by this side character was meant to add flavor to an otherwise flat encounter and dialogue in the process of exposition. Or to provide the side character with a memorable set of characteristics (outside of the standard peerless beauty), because certainly an off canter alcoholic pixie is more interesting than a yes man that does nothing but plainly explain the choices the protagonist faces. Nahhh. She's just a biiitttccch man, MC should kill her entire family clan.

Dungeon Core Online · C11
2 months ago
Dungeon novels. I meant to say dungeon. Though if this novel is anything to go off of fungeon works to i guess View More

TimelessMountain: Thanks for the recomendation (I'm starting it now) you have alot of fungeon core novels (my favorite)

Dungeon Core Online · C105
2 months ago
Thanks for the recomendation (I'm starting it now) you have alot of fungeon core novels (my favorite) View More

Glyax: my apologies for your loss of sleep! That being said...if you're looking for another all nighter, I have a Dungeon Core novel titled Bone Dungeon that is available on Amazon lol :)

Dungeon Core Online · C105
2 months ago

Nymus: Yes, hell is frozen! Please see attached prove:
Is hell exothermic or endothermic?

The following is a really asked question in the final chemistry test at the University of Maynooth (Kildare County, Ireland). A student's answer was so profound that the professor did not want to withhold it from his colleagues and spread it over the Internet, so we can now enjoy it as well.

Bonus question: Is hell exothermic (releases heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most students speculated, using Boule's law, that gas cools as it expands and the temperature rises under pressure or something like that. However, one student wrote:

First, we need to find out how much the hell of hell is changing over time. This requires the number of souls who go to hell and the number of souls who leave Hell. I believe that it is safe to assume that souls who are once in hell never leave the same. Therefore, the conclusion is permissible: no soul leaves hell.

Regarding the question of how many souls go to hell, the views of the many religions that exist today can give us some insight. For most of these religions, you will find that you go to hell if you do not belong to your religion. Since there is more than one of these creeds and because you can not belong to more than one religion, one can assume that all souls go to hell. Given the birth and death rates, it is expected that the number of souls in hell will grow exponentially. Let us now consider the question of the changing extent of hell.

Since, according to Boule's law, the volume of hell has to expand in proportion to the number of souls growing, so that temperature and pressure in hell remain constant, we have two options:
1. If hell expands more slowly than the amount of incoming souls, the temperature and pressure in hell will rise until all hell breaks apart.
2. If hell expands faster than the amount of incoming souls, then temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes.

Which of the possibilities is the solution now?
If we include the prophecy of my friend Sandra from the freshman year of study, that she's more likely to go to hell before she sleeps with me, and the fact that I slept with her yesterday, only option two comes into question.

Therefore, I am convinced that hell is endothermic and must already be frozen. From the thesis that hell is frozen, it follows that no more souls can be received there because it is extinct.
Which leaves only the sky, which proves the existence of a divine being and which in turn explains why Sandra screamed "Oh my God!" All night yesterday evening.

This student was the only one to receive an A.

Nanomancer Reborn - I've Become A Snow Girl? · C96
2 months ago
Only 2? Slackers View More

MilkGod: MilkGod's Fact: The average person spends about 2 years on there phone in a lifetime.

I approve this.

Nanomancer Reborn - I've Become A Snow Girl? · C52
2 months ago

MilkGod: Daily fact of the day: Using your laptop to buy another laptop is like asking it to dig it's own grave.

Nanomancer Reborn - I've Become A Snow Girl? · C9
2 months ago
I had to put in an all-nighter to catch up to this point (i just started reading last night) It was worth every minute View More
Dungeon Core Online · C105
2 months ago
Reading Status: C105
I find that is one of the best dungeon novels I have read. Good plot, plenty of humour, great puns, and interesting character design. The only problem (if you can call it that) is a (very) small amout of grammer/spelling mistakes. Other than that well made. (Did I mention I liked the puns) View More
Dungeon Core Online
2 months ago

healiha: Am I the only one hopping that someone of incredible talent will do a giant painting or drawing of this portrait?
Awesome chapter worth each and every single stones I used to buy all the stockpiled chapters.
The story has been a blast so far!

Number One Dungeon Supplier · C510
2 months ago
I'd buy it! View More

healiha: Am I the only one hopping that someone of incredible talent will do a giant painting or drawing of this portrait?
Awesome chapter worth each and every single stones I used to buy all the stockpiled chapters.
The story has been a blast so far!

Number One Dungeon Supplier · C510
2 months ago

EatDatPussy445: I don’t ****ing understand you people! Ok, you don’t like a novel. Understandable. But you don’t have to post me hate comments or every chapter! Nobody is fucking forcing you to read! You don’t like it? Screw off and read a different book don’t poste hate in the comments every chapter

Godly Model Creator · C255
2 months ago

LordSputnik: I picture row after row of competitor's robots standing off against a few rows of Wah-Wahs, the silence broken by the howling of the wind and a lone tumbleweed rolling between them despite it being in a location that wouldn't ever see tumbleweeds. The generals sound the battle horn, the robots charge, the mops and brooms come out, it is the cleanest battle anyone has ever seen! Finally... when the dust settles... the Wah Wahs clean up the dust then go back home to recharge their batteries while complaining about being overworked.

I Found A Planet · C75
2 months ago
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True_Sheol: Skynet is waiting.

I Found A Planet · C55
2 months ago

Laptopgowa2: So, if your ancestor buy gold and keep it.
It Will go to the state???
I don't understand this law...

I Found A Planet · C48
2 months ago

_Transcendent: Death of Xiao Feng:

Xiao Feng: Boy, did you talk to the previous Queen, I have some unfinished bussiness with her.

Xufeng: *Cough*Cough*, Sorry, I got a mother plus daughter combo offer there. She was very aggressive and naughty.(Perverted smile)

Xiao Feng: YOU(widens eyes)

Xufeng: Don't worry, I will take care of your 3 daugthers, former lover and by the way your wife looks the same age as tianshi. Not bad, Not bad at all. I will have a chat about life with her.Hmm. Father in law, you can go back to being single.

Xiao Feng:* Coughs up blood due to anger and dies.*

Spirit Cultivation · C124
2 months ago

Romelimmmotna: Juan:Sir can i have a question? Teacher: Yes! Juan: A cargo plane carrying 100 sack's of rice, 1 falls off how many sack's are left? Teacher: 99 Juan: I have another question! how do u put an elephant inside a fridge? Teacher: i dont know Juan: its easy you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question! Teacher: okay ask! Juan: how to put a donkey inside the fridge?? Teacher: It's easy you just open the fridge and put it in. Juan: No sir! You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in. Teacher: ohhh.. Ok! Juan: let me ask another one, If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be? Teacher: the Lion ofcourse! Because it would eat all the animals. Juan: No sir, it is the donkey because its still inside the fridge. Teacher: are you kidding me?! Juan: no sir! One more question. Teacher: ok!! Juan: If there's a river full of crocodiles and an old man wanted to cross, how ? Teacher: There's no way, he would need a boat to cross. Juan: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party. Juan: One last question. the old man cross the river but he still died why? Teacher: i dont know Juan: the reason is he was hit by that sack of rice!!

I have a Mansion in the Post-apocalyptic World · C767
2 months ago

Benjymen: Neets everywhere are yelling in outrage about the restriction of online time.

I have a Mansion in the Post-apocalyptic World · C592
3 months ago

NotASpy: I feel kinda bad about how everyone takes the mickey out of the transleters. They obviouse don’t have more then 2 so 2 chapters every other day ain’t no problem in my opinion.

I have a Mansion in the Post-apocalyptic World · C564
3 months ago

Zareznr: Heh, too much of an idiot to figure out the names yourself? Can’t understand the idea and joke behind censoring them in the first place? How sad for the spoon-fed ingrate 🤪

I have a Mansion in the Post-apocalyptic World · C504
3 months ago

SupperLemon: Indeed, beauty is in the eyes of the Beholder. I mean, they are almost entirely composed of eyes, and rather large ones at that. Always wondered if Beholders with uncommon iris colours het discriminated against...

Dragon King's Son-In-Law · C31
3 months ago

MoaningFrodo: Ding! A Wild Joke has appeared!

...

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.

They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied,

"especially the tight pants and all the big muscles,

but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it,

and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was,

'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'

I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

...

Have a nice day.

Dual Cultivation · C117
3 months ago

FireMastr: Frodo always has jokes so i thought id add one as well...

There's a river in a forest. There's a fly hovering above the river. A fish was in the water beneath the fly and thought, if that fly drops six inches, ill have a nice meal.
But a bear was watching the fish watching the fly. It thought, if that fly drops six inches, that fish will get that fly and ill get that fish and ill have a nice meal.
But a hunter across the river was sitting on a stump eating a sandwich while watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, if tht fly drops six inches, the fish will get that fly, the bear will get the fish, ill put down my sandwich, grab my gun and shoot the bear and then ill have a nice meal.
But a mouse was watching the sandwich of the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. It thought, if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will drop his sandwich and shoot the bear, then ill have a nice meal.
But the hunters cat was watching the mouse watching the sandwich of the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. It thought, if that fly drops six inches the fish gets the fly, the bear gets the fish, the hunter drops his sandwich and shoots the bear, the mouse gets the sandwich, and then ill have a nice meal.
And then....it happened!
The fly dropped six inches. The fish leapt up and ate the fly, the bear snatched the fish and swallowed it whole, the hunter threw down his sandwich, grabbed his rifle and shot the bear, the mouse leapt onto the sandwich and started to nibble away.
But when the cat pounced at the mouse, everything went wrong. The cat overshot the mouse and landed in the water.
And now everyone to this day knows when a fly drops six inches a pussy gets wet 😁

Dual Cultivation · C109
3 months ago

MoaningFrodo: Welcome to Frodo's Occasionally Long Jokes.
~

Once upon a time there lived a ravishing Queen with huge tits.

Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague,Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this, and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.

Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers.

Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.

~
Have a nice day.

Dual Cultivation · C109
3 months ago
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