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Dumbass. Thinking he can just reverse engineering everything. He couldn't even do his job properly in the first place, what makes him think he can do it right now? Sometimes throwing in the towel is the only option, otherwise you'll get yourself, or worse, numerous others, killed. View More
The Legendary Mechanic · C52
1 year ago
I'm calling it now, dog is gonna challenge Dave at a later date. View More
Rise of The Undead Legion · C147
1 year ago
I wanna punch wang Yuan in the face. "It's that place!" What do you mean? "You don't know" NO I DON'T KNOW WHY THE HELL WOULD I ASK IF I DID!? "ITS THAT PLACE" YOU WANNA DIE!? "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIVE THERE!?" YOU HAVE EYES BUT CANNOT SEE MOUNT TAI! View More
Invincible Kungfu Healer · C29
1 year ago
"Lord bu!" LOL. So much for the pride of this Lord dog, and now he's even trying to MATCHMAKE. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! View More
Gourmet of Another World · C469
1 year ago
It was at this moment Anthony knew, "I should give more of the colony the idea to get the ability to speak, then she can bother someone else for a while!!!" View More
Chrysalis · C162
1 year ago
Shouldn't be so diligent!? Boy, do you wish to surpass your master or not? The path to mastery of the martial arts world starts and ends with the effort you put forth, if you laze about, you'll go no where, this is just logic. View More
Invincible Kungfu Healer · C28
1 year ago
I'm wondering if dog is gonna be the one to challenge Dave at a later date, or continue riding the gravy train up. View More
Rise of The Undead Legion · C146
1 year ago
So when can we slap the snot out of Alfred? Can we get the goddess of death to do it? Come on, that was a low blow! Who in their right mind just thinks that all these items in a dragons den are going to just be a pile of crap? What kinda high level dragon has level one items? When did they try and slay him? After they got done subduing a slime? We need retribution! We need... A COMPLAINT FILED! kis'stein'brah needs his GOODIES! I mean just think about it Alfred, you just screwed yourself over. What is Dave gonna do with a buttload of weapons he will never use? He's gonna auction them off, likely to the highest bidder, and who has the deepest wallets? None other than the very guilds who want him dead MOST. Alfred shot himself in the foot by trying to put it in Dave's way to trip him! Well... Guess he has been glitchy lately, it's bound to burn out a few processors of thinking ability. Poor Alfred, at this rate he's gonna die of overheating his mainframe. Hehehehe View More
Rise of The Undead Legion · C145
1 year ago
GAH, it's like a cliffhanger! I wanna know what happened to jack, cause Jill fled and hid under a bed to have a staring contest! Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, but jack jumped down, the foolish clown, and Jill fled soon after, the head did roll, as Jill did flee, from a head filled with glee, and was found under the bed like a troll. View More
My House of Horrors · C139
1 year ago
*slow claps* well fucking plaaaaaayed. View More
Invincible Kungfu Healer · C26
1 year ago
I feel like something is going to go terribly wrong, and maybe it's gonna involve the bentheim liberation movement. View More
The Mech Touch · C233
1 year ago
"no! Bad dog! No more digging for bones!"

LOL. To be honest though, I think he should spend some time with dog, see if he can learn that stuff. Or he should have named his dullahan DAMPE. "Dampe's heart pounding, grave digging adventure! Only 20 rupees per try!" View More
Rise of The Undead Legion · C143
1 year ago
I can only imagine that this is gonna go really poorly for these fool's. Although I am rather curious about the spectral shenanigans placed on the well... And by whom? View More
My House of Horrors · C135
1 year ago
Oh god. She's become antdorable. View More
Chrysalis · C161
1 year ago
I dunno, as another American, it also means in the event your whole country is invaded, even the common people have some discipline and training, allowing them to not panic, and possibly even making it so in the event of a forced recruitment, you have SOME semicompetent newbie soldiers. View More

Domar: As an American, the idea of mandatory military service in peacetime is outlandish.

Invincible Kungfu Healer · C21
1 year ago
Now thatsa densa meataball! View More
Chrysalis · C159
1 year ago
Can't stop asking who his wife will be... Man. That is some trauma. Hopefully he never comes back to play the pen spirit game, otherwise he DEFINITELY will not leave the pen game alive. View More
My House of Horrors · C131
1 year ago
Insert counterbalance ai! View More
Rise of The Undead Legion · C139
1 year ago
So when do they implement a balancing ai for Alfred? Make the COUNCIL! View More
Rise of The Undead Legion · C138
1 year ago
So is this like... A parasite? Or maybe a disease? If both parents are skin shedding demons... The hell is the kid? View More
Versatile Mage · C178
1 year ago
Forget coaxing, he STILL hasn't read what he agreed to to get her help the first time! His death is now assigned. She's just waiting to collect on his debt. View More

Morvian: hey Chen Ge!! you should coax Zhang Ya to protect you first before going there oy!!~

My House of Horrors · C127
1 year ago
Only a day has passed, and the faces are already haunted by the remaining students. I did not expect them to be able to reach that far outside the haunted house, even if it is just beside the park. View More
My House of Horrors · C125
1 year ago
I'd be pretty pissed. "You KNEW about the haunting in 303? Do you even realize what's been going on? How it almost caused the death of men Nan in 304? How it was aiming for sacrifices by taking over the tenant of 302? The hell is wrong with you!?" View More
My House of Horrors · C123
1 year ago
I just imagine xiaoxiao having been napping, gets a little squished, goes back to sleep, and then she hears a shattering of glass, groggily wakes up a bit before suddenly being chucked at a shadow by a grown man. View More
My House of Horrors · C122
1 year ago
Knock knock? Anybody pissed themselves yet? Lol View More
Chrysalis · C155
1 year ago
"have I gained wisdom!?" The fact that you had to ask means no, you are a dumbass. I'm sorry but it is a truly difficult disease to overcome. Do try your best though. View More
Elixir Supplier · C35
1 year ago
I liked my version better, "la la lala la la, sing a happy song!" It was much funnier imagining papa Smurf be a spec ops expert. View More

AllRoundedSensei: A smurf is term often used in games, it means a high level player going onto a different lower ranked account to play against lower ranked people for fun, basically I think she thinks he’s an expert playing around

Battle Frenzy · C27
1 year ago
Arnold is truly death seeking. Rip Arnold. View More
Battle Frenzy · C105
1 year ago
Oh ****. Mic drop!
Felt that burn in real LIFE! DAYUM! View More
Battle Frenzy · C104
1 year ago
Well... At least it happened to Adams.

Also, nothing says you can't make a campfire. Dumbasses. You don't need a fucking fire specialist to cook food. That's like saying you need the sun to roast marshmallows. Overkill. View More
Battle Frenzy · C79
1 year ago
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