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Acedus: First Army Artillery Battalion: "I'm about to drop the hammer and dispense some indiscriminate justice!"

Release That Witch · C1339
1 week ago
SHHHH! Hush you, lest you summon the onion ninjas! View More

BakedBolognese: Less than a month left till we’re done! Only 31 chapters to go!

Can’t believe after all these years it’s finally ending. Reading Happy’s adventures has been part of my morning tradition for so long now. What do I do with all these spirit stones???

The King's Avatar · C1697
2 weeks ago

BakedBolognese: Less than a month left till we’re done! Only 31 chapters to go!

Can’t believe after all these years it’s finally ending. Reading Happy’s adventures has been part of my morning tradition for so long now. What do I do with all these spirit stones???

The King's Avatar · C1697
2 weeks ago

aRandomGuy: oh and Black Ribbon is a Chinese Stealth Aircraft, while Akiyama refers to Mio Akiyama from K-On. It's mentioned because it's some kind of Chinese meme that has to do with airplanes from what I can tell.

Release That Witch · C1087
3 weeks ago

Lunnydao: Laughed so hard knowing that Eagle Face probably tricked both groups that the other is better than them hahaha

Release That Witch · C1070
3 weeks ago

StarOcean: If stabbing someone with a spear made from their own spine was not metal enough, i don’t know what is.. xD

Release That Witch · C996
1 month ago
Abridged Alucard, is that you? :D View More

LazyLifeSaMu: I have quoted it before and I shall quote it again
"Give that witch a cannon, witches love cannons!"

Release That Witch · C963
1 month ago

LazyLifeSaMu: I have quoted it before and I shall quote it again
"Give that witch a cannon, witches love cannons!"

Release That Witch · C963
1 month ago

LazyLifeSaMu: How they actually talked:
Coo coo (Fair Maiden, ye have courage to come to this strange land. Would not ye need a guide and a friend while dost stay here? Truly, I can be such a friend)
Ya... ya (My deepest gratitude, Divine Bird! Difficult it has been for me to converse in this foreign tongue. Verily, this is fate! If ye will have me, I would gladly call you companion)

Release That Witch · C957
1 month ago

Mr_RoHSi: Mixing guns and Magic, Feels like Andrea is "The Irregular at the Magic School". Who needs the Longsong Canon with Andrea around.

Release That Witch · C938
1 month ago
The Roland! Such a majestic ship! None shall stand in the way of its steely hull! ;) View More

sooshrut: Which king? There's only one true king. The Roland!!!

Release That Witch · C933
1 month ago

Faruel: to quote my AME (aircraft maintenance engineer) friend; flight for birds is a thing of beauty, natural design and precision whereas flight for mankind is strapping the biggest engine we have onto a lump of metal and praying.

Release That Witch · C926
1 month ago
*ahem*
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"
:) View More

OriginalRakusai: Roland and Anna looked cute... We get that. No complaints here.

BUT WHAT 99% OF READERS WANT U
IS WARS. WARS. AND MORE WARS!
WAAAAAAAARRRRRZZZZZ!!!

Release That Witch · C915
1 month ago
Why go for the bread when you could go for the woman herself? Priorities... XD View More

Broke_Daoist: Nightengale, the standard for weight measurements un neverwinter. I would like 2 nightingale of ice cream bread plz.

Release That Witch · C888
1 month ago

fransferry: B-17 Flying Fortress 1st generation....A.K.A Maggie

Release That Witch · C887
1 month ago

Dyjir: Gandhi must be proud. o7

Release That Witch · C887
1 month ago
Torgue, is that you? :) View More

Azusa_Aikawa: Kyle sichi : Exploooooosion!!!
Roland : .......

Release That Witch · C841
1 month ago

Dice: *Casually walks into new RTW chapter* This is looking nice
*Feels man comes and sucker punch me in the face and runs off laughing* ...where did that come from?

Release That Witch · C839
1 month ago

Kolokoyz: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Release That Witch · C816
1 month ago
Well, I'm thinking Ye Xiu is trying to conserve his energy; it wore him out a lot from the last match with Samsara, fighting that incredible battle, and then he had to do a high-energy encounter with Sun. If he healed, it could have possibly drawn out the fight longer than would be feasible if he wanted to save strength for the team battle. Perhaps a sort of "lose the battle, win the war" mentality? View More

Yros: Frankly I understand the point of not waiting to heal but he could've used instant casts with long cooldowns while running... I don't understand why he didn't.

The King's Avatar · C1650
1 month ago

Otaviv: Knock knock
Who's there?
It's Vader
Vader who?
Vader minute while I choke this guy.

Release That Witch · C460
1 month ago

Khalis: Sun Xiang's Final Choice: YOLO

The King's Avatar · C1644
1 month ago

Tidy_nerd: I just love how in TKA, Butterfly Blue was not afraid to develop the supporting cast unlike other authors who are afraid that it will lessen their Main Character's Cool factor.

Actually, it's BECAUSE the supporting cast is so fleshed out - with their own hopes, dreams, mistakes, regrets, and strengths - that we can respect them and thus, every victory of Happy becomes that much more worthwhile.

I can read hundreds of chapters of an OP hero beating up one-dimensional, scum, cannon fodder who don't even have 2 brain cells to rub together but I still won't feel an ounce of respect for the OP hero.

Actually, scratch that. I CAN'T read hundreds of chapters about that because I'd be bored to tears.

The King's Avatar · C1644
1 month ago

ojire: The best part of this novel, just cause you're not the protagonists doesn't mean you don't get meaningful positive character development.

The King's Avatar · C1644
1 month ago

White_Dreams: All hail lord Ghandi

Release That Witch · C303
1 month ago

AlexDoan: 20000 Nightingales? Even a nuclear bomb can't achieve that kind of lethality

Release That Witch · C292
1 month ago

elektron117: 1 nightingale of sugar pls

Release That Witch · C292
1 month ago

MondSemmel: "The bomb, weighing fivefold Nightingale"
Roland: Due to advances in our weapons research, these new bombs achieve a yield of 20 kN.
The witches: "20 kN?" What does that mean?
Roland: It means, of course, that the detonation of these bombs is equivalent to unleashing 20000 Nightingales on the enemy.

Release That Witch · C292
1 month ago

Faber_: On my own
Pretending he's beside me
All alone
I walk with him till morning
Without him
I feel his arms around me
And when I lose my way I close my eyes
And he has found me
In the rain the pavement shines like silver
All the lights are misty in the river
In the darkness, the trees are full of starlight
And all I see is him and me forever and forever
And I know it's only in my mind
That I'm talking to myself and not to him
And although I know that he is blind
Still I say, there's a way for us
I love him
But when the night is over
He is gone
The river's just a river
Without him
The world around me changes
The trees are bare and everywhere
The streets are full of strangers
I love him
But every day I'm learning
All my life
I've only been pretending
Without me
His world will go on turning
A world that's full of happiness
That I have never known
I love him
I love him
I love him
But only on my own

Release That Witch · C176
2 months ago

Edval: Which union are you part of?
Witch union.
That is what I am asking you!

Release That Witch · C101
2 months ago
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