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TunnelTy: "it would not be health-" wait. What.
You're as fat as a hippo! People could mistake you for a beanbag chair! If you were to roll over you'd never stop! The valley of gluttony is just one of the folds of your fat! If Pinocchio said your fat was actually just cause of your fur, his nose would grow to the next universe! If you were to step on a weighing scale it would scream in agony! A dying man would be healthier than you! Medical technology wouldn't even need to be a thing and they would still say you have diabetes! Yo mama so fat jokes would end up with the punchline being "half as fat as Lord dog!"
Not healthy for you, you weren't healthy in the first place! Are we sure his name is Blacky? I think it's Fatty by now! Jesus this story couldn't introduce a fat friend with the big ego, so they turned a skinny dog into the fat friend! At this rate the only animal he'll attract will be pigs and whales! If someone walks into the restaurant do they ask why there is an obsidian Boulder by the tree? If you slap Lord dogs fat does he ever stop jiggling?
XD NOT HEALTHY FOR HIM HE SAYS. Lord dog needs a diet and a good walk and some excercise. If they don't hurry it won't be a walk it'll be a boulder roll. "Welcome to the Indiana Jones cafe!"
"Activate! Lord fat Boulder trap!"
"NOOOOOOOO!!!"Gourmet of Another World · C592
FishSeller: " overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer "Gourmet of Another World · C565
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