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ShifuShenlong

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nothing, im a ghost who wanders this world untouched.

2018-12-04 Joined Global

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preliminary..

At the same time, outside the Wang Family Village, on the Dog Ear Mountain, the leadership team of the Wisdom Sect was holding a plenary meeting.

Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain

Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain

Eastern · His Majesty the King

ShifuShenlong
Commented
IRS. 🤣

“Then our sect’s name is Nine Regions Intelligence Revenue Service.”

Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain

Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain

Eastern · His Majesty the King

ShifuShenlong
Commented
😑

Of course, this could also apply to the size of her chest...

Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain

Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain

Eastern · His Majesty the King

ShifuShenlong
Replied to TGR
... your overthinking things.

Luckily, Martial Uncle Guanhai had taken the initiative to bring a roasted chicken and a bottle of wine, thus the dinner was saved from being an embarrassment. In his words, “Because each time Senior Sister invited me to dinner in the past, she would always serve shallot mixed tofu, tofu mixed shallot, shallot mixed onion and tofu mixed tofu.”

Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain

Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain

Eastern · His Majesty the King

ShifuShenlong
ShifuShenlong
Commented
mental E.D.🤣

Wen Bao thus took great pain to explain, “Senior Brother, I beg you to let go of me, okay? I’d rather face those monsters at the Azure Dragon Gorge than the Lady Boss at this Ru Family Inn. Just thinking about her immediately turn my legs soft. Even if I try to recall Junior Sister Yue’s smile, I still can’t get them hard!”

Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain

Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain

Eastern · His Majesty the King

ShifuShenlong
ShifuShenlong
ShifuShenlong
Commented
sounds like the stone mask from JoJo .

This cursed mask, which had scared the seller so much that they were anxious to sell it off, looked a little sinister, as if every frightening thing had been assembled into it. There was a fang at each corner of the mouth; furthermore, there was a long hook protruding from each side of the mask which looked like claws… at first glance, it resembled a crab's. The eyes were made of synthetic resin and coated with a red film that reflected the light a little.

The Daily Life of the Immortal King

The Daily Life of the Immortal King

Urban · Kuxuan

ShifuShenlong
Commented
dude,did he just create the flying spaghetti monster.

He remembered using this spell to clone his crispy noodle snack when he was a kid. In the end, the crispy noodle snacks had multiplied like crazy beyond his control. At that time, he could only open a tunnel and send these magically cloned crispy noodle snacks into the boundless vastness that was the universe.

The Daily Life of the Immortal King

The Daily Life of the Immortal King

Urban · Kuxuan

ShifuShenlong
Commented
pay up wang ling😤

In the one brief day since the No. 60 High School team's arrival, No. 59 High School had suffered disastrous losses.

The Daily Life of the Immortal King

The Daily Life of the Immortal King

Urban · Kuxuan

ShifuShenlong
ShifuShenlong
Commented
SAIKI siblings parody kekw.😜

Wang Ling remembered when, as a six-year-old, he had slapped twelve-year-old Wang Ming and sent him flying. Wang Ming had always taken that incident to heart, and since then, he would always challenge Wang Ling whenever he had the chance.

The Daily Life of the Immortal King

The Daily Life of the Immortal King

Urban · Kuxuan

ShifuShenlong
ShifuShenlong
Replied to Vixdraconen
no he can't because he is now registered in the 'elite' class. the same way wearing another school's uniform doesn't automatically make you one of its students . [img=faceslap]

The school uniform was blue and white in color, and looked like sportswear. There was even a specially printed word on the back of the uniform, a large "ELITE" for the elite class…

The Daily Life of the Immortal King

The Daily Life of the Immortal King

Urban · Kuxuan

ShifuShenlong
Commented
FAKE news....Or isit?

"You should know that until now, your mother and I have not yet reached the Foundation Establishment stage. But you? Now there's nonsense talk on the street…" At this point, Father Wang covered his face, and even sobbed. "Not only are people saying that we picked you up off the street, some are even saying that I've been cuckolded!"

The Daily Life of the Immortal King

The Daily Life of the Immortal King

Urban · Kuxuan

ShifuShenlong
Commented
so cringe[img=faceslap]

This was the first time that Lotus Sun had taken the initiative to start a conversation.

The Daily Life of the Immortal King

The Daily Life of the Immortal King

Urban · Kuxuan

ShifuShenlong
Commented
is it that hard to remember mu qiu or that team matches require six people with 5v5 plus a reserve. this mistake was also made when they described the class types in the match of glory cap against drizzle. either drizzle played doubles of a single class or the auth or tl straight up forgot how to count to six.[img=faceslap]
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Traditional team compositions were useless because the map was way too large and as such, the Priest would be left to fend for themselves. March Rain was put on the reserve, so the team consisted of Moonlight, Lu Li, Kitty Likes Meat and Fat Monkey. Sakura Memories also sat out; she was busy levelling up like she wanted to and had no complaints.

The Great Thief

The Great Thief

Games · Boating Lyrics

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