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The All-Around System · C70
7 months ago
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The All-Around System · C68
8 months ago
The All-Around System · C65
8 months ago

ResidentialPsycho: So sad. I wasn't expecting such a touching start to this chapter.

Monster Pet Evolution · C73
10 months ago

Cliff_Sect_Leader: Weakness 3. Getting cut into pieces results in death.

OH REALLY!? PEOPLE DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED TOO!

Monster Pet Evolution · C47
10 months ago

xRicex: JOKES HERE TAP MY PROFILE FOR MORE....

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said: "That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas."

Monster Pet Evolution · C46
10 months ago

xRicex: Jokes here who ever love horse ul love dis or any race pet.....

Bought a racehorse today, I called him My Face. I don't care if he doesn't win, I just want to hear a load of posh twats shouting, "Come on My Face."

Monster Pet Evolution · C44
10 months ago

ToanN: Noooo dont run, activate ur MC plot armor and get the free kill.....oh wait, unfortunately ur just a pleb, not the MC. Good luck buddy, nice knowing u.

Monster Pet Evolution · C41
10 months ago

xRicex: Jokes here

 (Dad's daughter walks up to him)
Daughter- Dad i gotta tell u something...
Dad- Whats tht?
Daughter- I'm a lesbian.
Dad- Okay.

(Dad walks around then his other daughter comes up to him)
Daughter #2- Dad i gotta tell u something...
Dad- Whts tht?
Daughter #2- I'm a lesbian.
Dad- Damn, does anybody in this house like dick?
Son- I do!!!!

Monster Pet Evolution · C40
10 months ago

xRicex: Long JOKEs here

After having failed his exam, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student:
“Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”

Professor:
“Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!”

Student:
“Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you to give me an “A” for the Exam.”

Professor:
“Okay, it’s a deal. So what is the question?”

Student:
“What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?”

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an “A”, as agreed.
 Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers:
“Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 17 Year old lover, which is logical but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife’s lover an “A”, although he really should have failed, is neither legal nor logical.”

Monster Pet Evolution · C39
10 months ago

SoTFans777: Hahahaha. I almost **** myself for laughing out loud so hard, especially after reading the last part.

Monster Pet Evolution · C36
10 months ago

xRicex: Long JOKEs here

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen."

Monster Pet Evolution · C36
10 months ago

xRicex: Sup people!!!
READ MY JOK3!!!
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them "Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please form a single-file line." And they do so. St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" The Sister Responds "Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger..." St. Peter says "Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted." and she did so. St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" "Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment..." "Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted" and she does so. Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun "Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!" Sister Susan responds "Well if I'm going to have to gargle this stuff, I'd rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her aśs in it!"

Monster Pet Evolution · C29
10 months ago

xRicex: HERES A SHORT JOKE /STORY



A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually.

Monster Pet Evolution · C28
10 months ago

FireMastr: I cant wait till the day gao peng brings dumby to school lool

Monster Pet Evolution · C27
10 months ago

xRicex: Hello hello here we go again with the JOKES. You might wanna try this with a friend.

Me: Say "I am a man" after everything I say.
Friend: Alright.
Me: You broke up with your girlfriend.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You decided to get drunk.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You went to the bar.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You found a hot chick there.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You invited her to your house and she said yes.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You both came into your room and had ***.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: Next morning you wake up.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: And she says...
Friend: I am a man.

Monster Pet Evolution · C27
10 months ago

IntilO: Can u do a mass release pls . Im not greedy just 30-50 chapters to get into the story

Monster Pet Evolution · C25
10 months ago

VampirusCrow: Imagine that you pay someone to evolve your magikarp, and they start adding in onions, herbs, and salt in a pot before throwing your magikarp in there....

Monster Pet Evolution · C25
10 months ago

Hvnly_EXP_Sect: You must put herbs and spices and stir it well to make it tas... I mean to permiate it with the medicine.

Monster Pet Evolution · C25
10 months ago

Just_a_person: One year later...

Bob was full sweat, nervously watching the evolution process of his Diamond Death Lion. “Will this really work?”

“Don’t worry, I’ve done this many times before.” Gao Peng said as he shoved lava down the beast’s mouth before he threw it in the ocean while secretly adding seasoning on the creature’s back.

Monster Pet Evolution · C25
10 months ago

CRIMSONREED: You're telling me, cooking my hamster will let it evolve? Well here goes nothing.

Monster Pet Evolution · C25
10 months ago
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