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Kid_Kayor: Lin Que: "What is a girlfriend?"

Martial Arts Master · C379
1 day ago

PtrchPiedraNegra: What is a girlfriend?... Lin Que is my favorite character ever!!!

Martial Arts Master · C379
1 day ago

Vedastra: Hinekuremono
"noun" contrary person, sourpuss, a dog in the manger (someone who keeps something that they do not want in order to prevent someone else from getting it)
we learn something new everyday

Martial Arts Master · C342
2 days ago

RealityShift: Hahahaha Lin Que's just too cute...

Martial Arts Master · C314
2 days ago

RealityShift: A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A moment later, the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, “No one shoots at me and gets away with it. You have two choices: I can rip your throat out and eat you, or you can drop your trousers, bend over, and I’ll [insert appropriate colloquialism for sodomy here].” The hunter decides that anything is better than death, so he drops his trousers and bends over; and the bear does what he said he would do. After the bear has left, the hunter pulls up his trousers and staggers back into town. He’s pretty mad. He buys a much larger gun and returns to the forest. He sees the same bear, aims, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, “You know what to do.” Afterward, the hunter pulls up his trousers, crawls back into town, and buys a bazooka. Now he’s really mad. He returns to the forest, sees the bear, aims, and fires. The force of the bazooka blast knocks him flat on his back. When the smoke clears, the bear is standing over him and says, “You’re not doing this for the hunting, are you?”

Martial Arts Master · C314
2 days ago

FaerNC: I assume jian guo means 建国. it used to be a very common male name, which means to 'create a nation'. It's funny because it's too common and lacks the impact of a powerful respectful name, not really translatable humor.

Martial Arts Master · C286
3 days ago

Jorg: Yan Zheke trying so hard to call him dear, she should learn from Xiong Yu who did it so naturally...

Martial Arts Master · C255
3 days ago

MasterBookWormLich: Te will to Guard those who hold dearest in his life... the will to risk that same life. A will born not for selfish love but for a holistic true love for his lover, family and friends. We saw a little of this will when he recklessly figth the professional pin fighter to protect his friend, and we see it again when he jumps and save that youth trying to suicide. Someone more cynical will say his a busybody-do-good-fool, that kind of people are blind at the human nature wich has this great capabilities from good and bad.

Martial Arts Master · C247
3 days ago

MasterKuma: This chapter made my heart warm ...

Martial Arts Master · C247
3 days ago

RealityShift: People were expecting the fight scene with the Professional 7th Pin but it did not happen, why? Because here comes a battle with THE "Mighty One" (Father-in-law) xDDDD

Martial Arts Master · C244
4 days ago

DracoIgnis: What a great chapter, I mean, this is the first time I see a genuine love, and not a fucking MC centered love, where the love is defined by how much they suck that MC dick😒

Martial Arts Master · C178
6 days ago

Algarum: I like this relationship between master and disciple here.
Coach Shi: He must know taste of defeat so he won't be too arrogant, and always work hard.
Lou Cheng: Master always give me such hard goals. Even with Jindan i barely complete these.

Martial Arts Master · C178
6 days ago

Alk: It's a real menu. In my country have that too. They will boil chicken in coca cola and fish sauce and soy sauce. It's also very delicious.

Martial Arts Master · C139
1 week ago

sugber: Arabian parents are rly responsible when it comes to their kids n stuff, basically if youre saudi arabian , YOU HAVE TO INHERIT the family business

Martial Arts Master · C125
1 week ago

System: How to use martial arts to hold hands.

Martial Arts Master · C113
1 week ago

itsmegiancarlo: I too had a red eye 😢

Martial Arts Master · C78
1 week ago

Kettimer: what does a "you know nothing of strength" emoji even look like?

Martial Arts Master · C71
1 week ago

SleepsOnFloor: I like to imagine a muscle man with his arms crossed shaking his head while looking down

Martial Arts Master · C71
1 week ago

akiumie: Haha I guess pros and noobs have diff opinion on what’s a good fight. 😅

Martial Arts Master · C58
1 week ago
See this! I just gifted the story: Balloon View More
Lord of the Mysteries · C531
1 week ago
just want to say the author's other novel, martial arts master finally get updated after a very very long hiatus! check it out View More
Lord of the Mysteries · C530
1 week ago

Randompasserby: Lmao so the Mandated Punishers are pretty much this universe' bunch of Leeroy Jenkins 🤣

How fitting.
Alger's type of sly old dogs must be a rarity in the church.

Lord of the Mysteries · C530
1 week ago

Dolores_Haze: Someone should make this into a mmorpg: When you roll a new character you can choose which God to believe in - if you choose one of the orthodox churches you may get a chance to join the Nighthawks/MPunishers/MHiveminds later on. If you choose an evil deity you will get hunted as soon as you get exposed... You start out as a common human being. You might hunt monsters for characteristics or buy your first potion once you have saved up enough money. Or if you serve the church or a secret organization they might provide you with a potion of you proved yourself. The common laws of the beyonder world apply. That means that there is a set amount of beyonder characteristics in the world (first held by NPCs or monsters, who do not respawn!) and if a Player wants to reach the really high sequences he will probably need to hunt other players of the same path. There will be to be some kind of way to determine how well you act according to your portion, e.g. assassins need to kill, sleepless will only digest their potion during the (ingame) night, spectators will improve if they frequently observe others without being noticed. Players should be indistinguishable from NPCs unless they give themselves away. Although they might get locked into an asylum and get experimented on by the Psychology Alchemists if they shout that this world is fake and the Players are the only human beings...

Lord of the Mysteries · C529
1 week ago

Kuskav: remember the klein who can't even shoot properly ?

Lord of the Mysteries · C528
1 week ago

Rauko: From forum... :
"CKtalon5 days agoEdited
Cencourang Looks like they plan to finish it before resuming releases.

As of now, 220 chapters edited and ready to publish, working on 7, 83 chapters left in the raws."

Martial Arts Master · C455
1 week ago

CKtalon: Bonus chapter for #12. Next week's benchmark is #12. Every rank below #12 will gain an additional chapter. Once the benchmark lowers to #10, every rank below #10 by Friday gets 2 additional chapters on Friday.

Lord of the Mysteries · C522
2 weeks ago

Striker: See this! I just gifted the story: Grimoire

Lord of the Mysteries · C520
2 weeks ago
I like that Xio have ahoge, it fits her :) View More

Poemanddream: Guys.I drew illustrations for Gelman,Fors and Xio.Maybe you want to see them.https://twitter.com/HXG0MjZnzaqJrX9

Lord of the Mysteries · C518
2 weeks ago

Poemanddream: Guys.I drew illustrations for Gelman,Fors and Xio.Maybe you want to see them.https://twitter.com/HXG0MjZnzaqJrX9

Lord of the Mysteries · C518
2 weeks ago

Devils_Advocate: This is the last (mass) release batch. At least until the end of the year there won't be anymore reedits. From now on, I shall also just enjoy reading it. In case I have missed any typos made some mistakes copy pasting it, feel free to reply, so I can edit them out ;)

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C68
2 weeks ago
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