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Snakestream

Snakestream

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2019-03-03 Joined United States

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Senior White replied, "I have seen him appear in the form of the Scholarly Sage when facing off against enemies."

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The large holy ape kept slapping its chest while roaring non-stop. It was as if it was saying, "If not for my little brothers holding me back, I would have gone up there and beat you up!"

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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"Am I supposed to just let these resurrection treasures go to waste?"

Northern River's Loose Cultivator said, "Are you trying to find new ways to die every day?"

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So much for "harmless to humans and animals"

My heart got viciously rent by Papa Song just now, so it's just right for me to rend someone else's heart.

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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Dugu Bai is playing 4D checkers while Yellow Mountain is playing 5D chess!

True Monarch Yellow Mountain said, "Hehehe, how would they be able to block our signal and intercept and use my number to talk to you without my tacit acceptance?"

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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At least he has SOME self awareness

Doudou reminded, "Just avoid getting Thrice Reckless to be a groomsman. I feel that if he and I are together, something big will happen."

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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I thought it was the Barking Sky Battalion?

"Hehe." Doudou raised his head, and softly said, "A lot of my friends have already comforted me and told me that given stupid Yellow Mountain's character, it was impossible for me to get married to a male dog. However... I saw the groom yesterday, it was a powerful elder-level male dog of the [Dog Sky Battalion]."

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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Shuhang does seem to attract the lolis...

Why did it seem like Tubo's words made him a sinful lolicon?

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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Senior White is like subway surfer playing at the bottom of a boring tiktok

Horizon had a calm expression on his face. "When a cultivator advances from the Third to the Fourth Stage, there are three methods to delay the heavenly tribulation, and the cost of these methods isn't high. The first method is…"

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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Bruh, she's 10

"Too weak. A real man can pick up a girl in one hour and make a baby in one day~ How about I give you a piece of advice? After all, I'm very experienced when it comes to handling girls. Let me think a little... Ah, right. That girl called Shi is living with you, right? Don't look down on my information network; it's excellent. Anyway, have you thought about picking up Loli Shi? She's very cute, and also very sensible. If you get sentenced to three years in jail, you'll make a big profit. If you got the death penalty, you wouldn't suffer a loss, either. Lolicons have been in vogue during the past few years," Doudou said.

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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He busy making a Medicine Disciple

Senior Medicine Master was currently very busy, so now wouldn't be a good time to reserve a spot at his place.

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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Then, the saber intent wrapped around his torso, his head, arms, knees…

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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Some people just want to watch the world burn

Dharma King Creation was extremely popular in the world of music as of late, and he would literally set things on fire wherever he went!

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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Sharing is caring

"Little friend Song Shuhang, are you okay?" True Monarch Eternal Fire asked Song Shuhang and forcefully propped him up. Actually, his legs were also somewhat soft, but he had to grit his teeth and keep up his image since he was in front of a junior.

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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...Yet

"Not even in your dreams!" Song Shuhang smiled and said, "I'm not a masochist."

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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Maybe should've researched who was backing up Stressed by A Mountain of Books...

"Even if I dared to provoke the Spirit River Su Clan, I absolutely don't dare to provoke the influence behind Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman. I like to take on dangerous challenges, but I don't like to take on challenges where I'm bound to die for sure," Young Master Hai's puppet said with a smile.

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Urban · Legend of the Paladin

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"Since they have soft and fair skin... in the worst case, we can tie them up and sell them to that sect of female cultivators, the 'Moonlight Jade Maiden Alliance'. We should be able to sell them for several tens of thousands of spirit stones of the Fourth Stage! We might even make a small profit."

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