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However, this kindred connection we both shared made me feel terrible because, in a sick way, I was glad his suffering was there, to begin with, as it had allowed us to connect.
DC: DON'T UTTER A WORD
Anime & Comics · CORNBRINGER
ch 0 1 01 - Traverse
The Immortal in Marvel
Movies · Almostaslave
"What a waste of power. That's what immortality does to you. You start banging ducks and whatnot. Anyway, what about you? There must be a reason why you called me here." Hector asked.
Marvel: Mr. President [COMPLETE]
Movies · MisterImmortal
Not that was a tricky question to answer. "Hmm, I just called him an old man. Some call him Grandpa, some daddy, some Cu-nt, and some simply 'god'. Call him whatever you want, dear. Now let's not waste time here and go, but let me find the contract book of Mephisto first."
Marvel: Mr. President [COMPLETE]
Movies · MisterImmortal
"WRAAAA! Fuck you! You are my whore, Eddie! Since I'm always inside you. And I will see how you reach your date on time."
Marvel: Mr. President [COMPLETE]
Movies · MisterImmortal
"P-President? Did you save my sister? I am ready to forever be your slave now. Wait, that came out wrong since you're a Washington... I should stop talking and hug my sis." He leaped and caught Wanda in his arms.
Marvel: Mr. President [COMPLETE]
Movies · MisterImmortal
~I think Deadpool will do for her. As long as I can heal his nutsack face, he's a pretty handsome man. Plus, he'd be happy to do some wild nasty things.~ He planned.
Marvel: Mr. President [COMPLETE]
Movies · MisterImmortal
This raised a few eyebrows. Hector was even more shocked because he knew that Death didn't really have a gender and just preferred to look feminine for some reason. But, indeed, she was pretty.
Marvel: Mr. President [COMPLETE]
Movies · MisterImmortal
"Okay, the first question comes from MisterImmortal: Mister President, please save ape brothers."
Marvel: Mr. President [COMPLETE]
Movies · MisterImmortal
Hector slapped Beelzebub's ass. He cried, "AAAGH! YEAH!"
Marvel: Mr. President [COMPLETE]
Movies · MisterImmortal
CAN I SUCK YOUR STONES?
Marvel: Mr. President [COMPLETE]
Movies · MisterImmortal
Hector took a long, calming breath, "Damn, son. Be careful with your words. You nearly made your dad single again. Anyway, let's go. I'll throw the stick."
Marvel: Mr. President [COMPLETE]
Movies · MisterImmortal
Most would not resist the temptation of the church owing them one , but Jhonny was just built different . He was a genuine beniogre lover and only worked for her glory.
MMORPG : Rebirth Of The Strongest Guild Master
Games · Raj_Shah_7152
Miraj dutifully saluted with his paw. "Aye-Aye, Maxy. I eat skulls!"
I Became The Pope, Now What?
Fantasy · MisterImmortal
"Use your raw physical strength to prove your worth. The winner of today's tournament shall receive this—a gold dagger. I got this from a Desert Cannibal I killed with my own strong arms." The silver-armored shouting man was Sir Baldfreak. Yes, it was his real name. Yes, he was bald, looked like a freak, and constantly shouted.
I Became The Pope, Now What?
Fantasy · MisterImmortal
Eventually, his thirst for knowledge took him to a website known to be used by thirsty folks—Pornhub.
Marvel: Mr. President [COMPLETE]
Movies · MisterImmortal
Eventually, his thirst for knowledge took him to a website known to be used by thirsty folks—Pornhub.
Marvel: Mr. President [COMPLETE]
Movies · MisterImmortal
Grandpa_Deadpool
"The moon is beautiful, isn't it?" he said, looking right into her eyes.
As Buddha in MHA
Anime & Comics · RubberPeen