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With a thoughtful hum, Bartimos acknowledged his son's recollection. "Indeed, my son, you speak true. How ironic it is, isn't it? Viserys himself ascended the throne by virtue of that very law, which preferred males over females. And yet, in this instance, he desires the recognition of every lord, affirming his daughter as his named heir to the iron throne."
The Crab's Dance - A Celtigar's Tale [REUPLOAD]
TV · Giver_Of_Crabs_165
With a sense of urgency, the two warriors made their way towards each other, their weapons gleaming in the sunlight. Ser Criston wielded his mighty morningstar, its spiked ball attached to an iron chain, while Clement brandished his trusty axe, its blade glinting menacingly in the light. This was a battle of "unorthodox" weapons, with each combatant wielding a tool of destruction.
The Crab's Dance - A Celtigar's Tale [REUPLOAD]
TV · Giver_Of_Crabs_165
Harley and Ivy had commandeered our kitchen. Harley was singing something happy and off-key as she sat on the counter watching Ivy cook for her. Something something 'Allstar' by the sound of it. Did I want to consider the implications that Shrek existed in this reality? That made 69 lives in a row now. No matter where I went, that damned ogre followed, even when it didn't logically make sense like in less modern worlds. I'd basically given up and decided to consider Shrek a constant of existence at this point.
Gotham's Dead End Bar
Anime & Comics · Daddy
He knew it wasn't going well at all. You could take the Uchiha out of the prick, but you could never remove the prick from an Uchiha.
Naruto: Systematic Shinobi
Anime & Comics · 0_Jordinio_0
Fun fact! Did you know that Michael Jackson wanted to compose a Harry Potter musical? He did, but JKR ended up refusing.
Harry Potter: Grindelwald's Grandson
Book&Literature · NyanTa
"I am much too proud to even consider talking to women who'd degrade themselves in such a way, let alone vie for their attention." Magnus said that and nothing more, for the match had already started.
HP: Eagle Soars
Book&Literature · SHEOGORATH
"Get the flammenwerfers."
Focused Fire (ATLA)
Anime & Comics · arg3nt
In his youth, Illyrio had been a poor, robust assassin. But now, due to neglecting exercise and his significantly changed figure, he had lost the ability to ride a horse. He had traveled a great distance by carriage to Andalos, feeling as if his buttocks were going to be crushed.
A Song of Ice and Fire: Wrath of the Sleeping Dragon
Book&Literature · Read_and_Chill
Thrilled that he no longer needed to speak in the obscure Westerosi Common Tongue.
A Song of Ice and Fire: Wrath of the Sleeping Dragon
Book&Literature · Read_and_Chill
The traditional naval strength of the Greenstone fleet was even comparable to the royal fleet and the Iron Fleet of the Iron Islands.
A Song of Ice and Fire: Wrath of the Sleeping Dragon
Book&Literature · Read_and_Chill
Being at the innocent and romantic age where she loved stories and daydreaming, she also had some expectations for the future. However, she was not yet aware of her father's death. The name Rhaenys seemed cursed, and her fate was not much better than that of the young queen two centuries ago, leaving little room for sympathy.
A Song of Ice and Fire: Wrath of the Sleeping Dragon
Book&Literature · Read_and_Chill
Dorne is not special in my eyes, they got lucky killing a dragon or they would already be conquered. Hell, even the first Daeron took Dorne without dragons and the only reason he lost it is because of the Lords he trusted to keep the order failed in their duties. Damn, Tyrell lusting after some Dornish pussy fucking over the Young Dragon...
GOT/ASOIAF: Son of the Unworthy
Book&Literature · Pretending_Author
I am not trying to tempt the Gods to start a Dance of the Dragons.
HOTD/ASOIAF: Unbowed Unbent Unbroken
Book&Literature · Pretending_Author
I felt like shit having to inform her that her Husband is banging someone less than half her age. I can tell it hurt her more than anger her as of now but I am sure that sadness will turn to rage eventually. Even after they have become distant as of late because of the birthing incident I doubt she ever thought he would do this. It should have been obvious though, in my opinion at least, he is a King and there are few Kings who are not lustful.
HOTD/ASOIAF: Unbowed Unbent Unbroken
Book&Literature · Pretending_Author
Name: Roxana Keller(15) [Image] →
Futanari World
Fantasy · Ero_Hacker
[Yo fair warning I had to research how jousts actually work, like points and stuff and it is confusing, to be honest. I think I got it well enough but lord of mercy is it kind of dumb, I didn't even know the point is to break the lance. I thought the point was for someone's ass to land on the ground and that's how you won...]
GOT/ASOIAF: Son of the Unworthy
Book&Literature · Pretending_Author
By that I mean this place looks like London if it was built by a vampire.
A Soulsborne's Traveler System
Anime & Comics · Bronz_Deck
Michal_krulich
Shadows of the Realm: Rhaegar's Resolve
Book&Literature · Perseus_Blackfyre