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SirlordDaDerpWhale

SirlordDaDerpWhale

male LV 3

just a derpy whale looking for a good story

2020-02-13 Joined United States

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Moments 4211

SirlordDaDerpWhale
he was once an adventurer

The arrow Leo shot precisely hit the knee of the goblin closest to him.

Divine Hack System

Divine Hack System

Fantasy · NunuXD

SirlordDaDerpWhale
rip bro

"Oh! No! She was just about to suck me off! Did I just die after seeing a pussy for the first time in my life?! I can't believe I died of a heart attack, what a pathetic way to die!" Vincent cried inwardly, however, his cries were useless, as he was no longer human. He was nothing more than a useless wisp of soul that is stuck in a dark void.

Reincarnated With A Badluck System

Reincarnated With A Badluck System

Fantasy · Perverted_Fella

SirlordDaDerpWhale
finally , decent ntr

She hurriedly went back to her room and muttered under her breath "He seems to be more capable than William."

Strongest Mage with the Lust system

Strongest Mage with the Lust system

Fantasy · Blizzard54k

SirlordDaDerpWhale
SirlordDaDerpWhale
use girlfriend/boyfriend. lover implies they are doing the deed, and they are defined to young for that fam
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Fantasy · IloveTheColorBlue

SirlordDaDerpWhale
would never, not wouldn't. more emphatic
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Fantasy · IloveTheColorBlue

SirlordDaDerpWhale
SirlordDaDerpWhale
change it so you say the group attacked an airport, and then in the next sentence say what the group believes. this would make the paragraph feel more natural.

Looking at the TV, me, Susan, and Mel were watching the news. Surprisingly, some urgent news has popped up. "A few minutes ago the terrorist group called the Power Supremancy a group where they believe people without talent should be enslaved. They have attacked an airport nearby. The destruction they caused has killed everyone because the government couldn't give the demands of the group."

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Fantasy · IloveTheColorBlue

SirlordDaDerpWhale
SirlordDaDerpWhale
Commented
what people

When Wain killed the Guardian, strange changes began to occur worldwide. People felt the ground shake. None of the people living in the world knew what had happened.

Nameless King

Nameless King

Fantasy · Arlemit

SirlordDaDerpWhale
Commented
ughhhh so edgy

It emanated an ancient aura and a terrifying pressure. It was the Soul of a being who had watched this world for millions of years. But, now the Guardian had been killed by the one from whom it was supposed to protect this world.

Nameless King

Nameless King

Fantasy · Arlemit

SirlordDaDerpWhale
Commented
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[You have activated skill: Dash & Bite.]

Ocean Master

Ocean Master

Fantasy · GREAT

SirlordDaDerpWhale
Commented
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"Where's my shark mom, is she so irresponsible to leave her kid stranded in the wild?"

Ocean Master

Ocean Master

Fantasy · GREAT

SirlordDaDerpWhale
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SirlordDaDerpWhale
Commented
DUCK LEGION IS BEST LEGION

Archsumoners were invoking other kinds of deadly beings all over the place. "Release the Dimensional Kraken!" & "Go, my Duck Legion!"

MMORPG: Rise of the Peerless Pumpkinmancer

MMORPG: Rise of the Peerless Pumpkinmancer

Video Games · ClasslessAscension

SirlordDaDerpWhale
Commented
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Archnecromancers were raising undead relentlessly akin to live factories. "Go, my spooky scary skeletons!"

MMORPG: Rise of the Peerless Pumpkinmancer

MMORPG: Rise of the Peerless Pumpkinmancer

Video Games · ClasslessAscension

SirlordDaDerpWhale
Replied to The_Loresharer
I was imagining this but dicks

Archmonks were slamming their palms, feet, bald heads, shoulders, butt, and every other imaginable body part into the vile creature. Good thing there was nudity prevention in the game, for they all proudly fought naked! "ORA ORA ORA!"

MMORPG: Rise of the Peerless Pumpkinmancer

MMORPG: Rise of the Peerless Pumpkinmancer

Video Games · ClasslessAscension

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