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Konkey_Dongg

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2020-03-16 Joined Global

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Konkey_Dongg
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Let her ride u, brother....
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"You should feel honored to be ridden by me. We both know that we are both making use of each other. I have no particular animosity towards you or the rest of the Vandals and Swordmaidens. Mind you, I am not opposed to working together with the Vesians either. If you continue to slack off, don't blame me if I turn towards your mortal enemies instead."

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The Mech Touch

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Konkey_Dongg
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Ves practically slobbered when Levitt mentioned this feature. The minifab system alone was precious beyond compare! Yet the CFA actually treated such a wondrous capability as a standard option to any field engineer three-hundred years ago!

The Mech Touch

The Mech Touch

Sci-fi · Exlor

Konkey_Dongg
Commented
Magnificently terrible!

For example, one difficult bone for him to digest was Project Starfarer. It was basically an attempt to merge an FTL drive into a mech, allowing it to jump from star system to star system without relying on a carrier ship!

The Mech Touch

The Mech Touch

Sci-fi · Exlor

Konkey_Dongg
Commented
a nihilist AI is kinda my jam.

Oh great. Ves encountered a nihilistic AI of all entities. "I thought you are programmed to serve the Starlight Megalodon and her crew."

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The Mech Touch

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Konkey_Dongg
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Bro's got guts gonna give him that

Venerable Xie, evidently satisfied with this test of his capabilities with his new mech, flew out to grab the spinning railgun and fired at the mothership yet again.

The Mech Touch

The Mech Touch

Sci-fi · Exlor

Konkey_Dongg
Commented
Ves the Heartstealer

"That's not true. I care about you, Ves." She said.

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The Mech Touch

Sci-fi · Exlor

Konkey_Dongg
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Whatever the case, this was just the start! If Ves ever took in more students, he could easily earn bucketloads of karma, thereby expanding his allowance of misdeeds!

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The Mech Touch

Sci-fi · Exlor

Konkey_Dongg
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Ves: so I can hit my wife more as long as I give her some food???

If teaching turned out to be a good way to undo the damage of my misdeeds, then he could effectively break the rules more often without having to pay a painful price!

The Mech Touch

The Mech Touch

Sci-fi · Exlor

Konkey_Dongg
Commented
Ves don't stare at it like that

His reproductive organ looked like abstract art.

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The Mech Touch

Sci-fi · Exlor

Konkey_Dongg
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While the Vandals would probably be annoyed at him for messing around with a corpse, it wasn't as if they already had enough dead acolytes stored in the morgue. With that excuse in hand, he bent down and started to unceremoniously strip the body of the robe.

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The Mech Touch

Sci-fi · Exlor

Konkey_Dongg
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it's like flex tape but sticky, and white

After a short amount of time, the pilot evidently activated a damage control module, because a bot emerged from a hidden slot and flew towards the hole. It sprayed some white slime-like substance that quickly hardened into a hard, dry seal.

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The Mech Touch

Sci-fi · Exlor

Konkey_Dongg
Commented
the illusion of choice

"You are putting me on the spot, major! You're telling me that I have the benefit of choice, but at the same time you are telling me that the Vandals will suffer if I choose not to get on the MTA's naughty list. Don't you think that's rather unfair?"

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The Mech Touch

Sci-fi · Exlor

Konkey_Dongg
Commented
Joe's pretty good

It seemed like any Dick, Joe and Margaret had the opportunity to obtain a means to fool even high-quality monitoring systems like the ones utilized by the Flagrant Vandals.

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The Mech Touch

Sci-fi · Exlor

Konkey_Dongg
Commented
I think this guy is perfect, since he's not unreasonable, though he's magnitudes weaker than O'Callahan.

"You get what you paid for." He sighed when he met with Ketis after a quiet dinner. "Don't think that all expert pilots are like Venerable Xie. Most of them are aware of their rights and privileges, and don't hesitate to take advantage of it. As far as I'm aware of, even the experts in my own extended family aren't above taking liberties when it suits them. It helps that we maintain a fairly good reputation, though. It lets us get away with even more stuff than usual."

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The Mech Touch

Sci-fi · Exlor

Konkey_Dongg
Commented
Man, kinda feels bad for the guy. He's an expert pilot but he grew to believe that that prince guy should be served

"Tell me more about the Bright Republic." Venerable Xie diplomatically steered the topic away from the war. "If it is to be my newly adopted state, I'd like to know how to fit in. It is strange for me to serve a republic. Adjusting to a society where every citizen theoretically holds the same status is strange for me to comprehend. How are you able to determine who is fit to rule and who is fit to work?"

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The Mech Touch

Sci-fi · Exlor

Konkey_Dongg
Commented
"YOU CAN'T RECYCLE THE VENERABLE'S 554TH SPARE ARM! WHAT IF HE NEEDS THAT?"

"YOU CAN'T! YOU CAN'T STRIP US OF RESOURCES! RECANT YOUR WORDS! IT'S NOT TOO LATE!"

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The Mech Touch

Sci-fi · Exlor

Konkey_Dongg
Commented
Become a journeyman, and be Ves' girl! that's a harder challenge than reaching Journeyman

She grinned at him. "You know what? I'm going to give that a try. If nothing else, becoming a Journeyman in less than two decades will make me your girlfriend!"

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The Mech Touch

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Konkey_Dongg
Replied to The_Unprofessional
how about a horn job

After so many interactions, Ves finally felt vindicated. He succeeded in getting through her thick skull!

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The Mech Touch

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Konkey_Dongg
Commented
Ves: I liked to be called a cat!

"So you do have a girl in your dreams! You dog!"

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The Mech Touch

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