(Know what, nevermind, fuck it, I ain't splitting it. Suck my Cock Bone.)
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On the way back to Myrkr, I check my midi-chlorian count. It is at 39,000, just short of 40k. Which would put me at Force god level.
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I walk up to him. He shivers as if he is naked on Hoth. I exhale and say to him, "I realized by now, that my hate is not my own. No, this hate is from them. The two whose hearts you destroyed. Therefore, I dedicate all this to them. Let my violence sooth their resentment, let my violence bring their souls, peace."
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Rebecca barely had enough to fill an a-cup bikini top, but the size of her personality and the size and shape of her ass more than made up for it, something she was now proud of since she knew David was an assman at heart, even if he did appreciate breasts.
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Pulling him down she kissed him hard once more before she whispered out against his lips. ''Field strip a gun while you fuck me.''
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''Small titties, no titties, big titties, medium titties, it matters not in the eyes of a true degenerate.''
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''She's suffering from caged bird syndrome. Maybe a road trip for a day or two will help her calm down a bit... I've also wanted to put my tongue in her throat for a while, and you're my shortcut.''
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Rebecca turned to look at him, watching him a moment before she asked, blunt enough that David almost thought she was serious. ''Marry me, right now.''
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David laughed about it, but Rebecca continued to watch him. Only turning away when she realized he didn't consider her serious.
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David grinned as the car suddenly roared to life, because the window was down he heard a thump and then a loud curse from the garage. ''Every man's baby needs a name, mine just happens to be a girl, and named Bast, goddess of pleasure.''
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He took a breath before he turned his body over to look at Rebecca, only to see her jumping onto him. Her legs straddled his waist as she grabbed his shirt and pulled him into a kiss.
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He took a breath before he turned his body over to look at Rebecca, only to see her jumping onto him. Her legs straddled his waist as she grabbed his shirt and pulled him into a kiss.
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The Chinese lady got bashful at his compliment, making sure to burn the image of his head into her head in case he came back... And his cute little butt.
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Using his nanites he sucked up trash, stopping for only a moment when he realized that... He could clean the globe with nanites and basically remove a ton of trash from oceans, lakes, and everything else.
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Rebecca looked almost hungry, but no one noticed that.
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Rebecca looked almost hungry, but no one noticed that.
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A small smile couldn't help but appear on Anakin's face, "By the way, don't think I don't notice the way you look at Silas... You might as well take your chance."
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'Definitely not an ordinary child.' "Tell me more. What do those words mean to you?" The aging leader was curious about the mentality of the child near him.
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Tecknomancer
(hoped you liked ye horny bastards, haha.)
Predator of Star Wars: Hunt
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