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Konk3y_Dong

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2020-04-18 Joined South Georgia & South Sandwich Islands

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man this is setting up to be a blind date between Venerable Foster and Ves...

"I am glad to see you recognize the overall situation. In truth, I believe much of the Vesian delegation will also consist of senior military officers, government officials and business magnates. As a younger member of our delegation, you will have a hard time mixing in with them. Let us hope they have also brought a number of young people along."

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Tovar smiled speculatively at Ves.

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Ves, use Taunt! It's super effective!
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Both Cordwraith and Xelven made it clear to Ves that he should leverage his fame and his accomplishments to go on some sort of charm offensive. All of this would take place in an informal setting outside of the formal peace talks.

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Oh yes
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This made Ves feel a little nervous. "I'm supposed to woo the Vesian delegation?"

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Charming Ves would be a sight

"While we do not expect too much from you, we do not intend for you to remain idle while we are holding the talks." Mr. Cordwraith said. "An important aspect about any negotiation of this nature is to charm our counterparts and attempt to reach a common understanding. Someone with a colorful background as yours will attract quite some attention."

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Peace talks, you say?
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"We intend to hold peace talks with a royal delegation from the Vesia Kingdom. We want to bring the war to an early end!"

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While Colonel Xelven made it sound as if the Mech Corps already intended to bestow the medals to him, Ves couldn't help but be suspicious at the timing. Did he only receive these rewards after agreeing to get on board the mission because they wanted to pad him up with extra awards?

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Every other military man watching Ves pee from security cameras:
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"I hope you enjoyed the view." Ves muttered spitefully before stomping away from the bathroom.

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"You don't trust a lot of people, do you, Ves? You really ought to consider letting more family into your circle. Aren't you pleased with Melkor? Think of what you can do with ten more Larkinsons who are just as good if not better than him. There's no way you can run your entire enterprise alone. You need people you can trust to take care of issues on your behalf. Who better can you turn to besides your own family?"

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Ves had a feeling that Lucky wasn't entirely being truthful in his answer, but it probably wasn't a big deal. Surely he couldn't have stirred up any major trouble on a quiet planet like Cloudy Curtain, could he?

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Cloudy Curtain ain't ready for Ketis' swordsmanship that's for sure

"Pff." She snorted. "Civilized space is such a boring place. There's hardly anywhere to go for a good fight. Your spoilsport of a cousin Melkor even forbid me from bringing my greatsword outside! Says I threatened to chop up too many people! How else would I let others know I mean business?"

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The nuts of the Sparky Nuts are probably sparking like fireworks right now

Their military connections to the various mech regiments of the Mech Corps? The KNG leaked out their exclusive military mechs and design specifications to the BLM! The Volari Starkhawks and the Sparky Nuts probably hated the KNG and already cut their ties to the tarnished company.

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Leland watching from a secure location:
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Hell, he might even consider staging another assassination attempt on him if he could triple the company's sales.

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"It's worth getting shot as long as the LMC doubles their sales." He jokingly muttered.

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oof Uncle Ark and Grandpa Benjamin must've gone ballistic on this one

LARKINSON FAMILY HAS REACTED WITH FURY AND INDIGNATION! READ THEIR FULL STATEMENT HERE

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"those classmates invited me to take the stuff too back then, but I'm a good person, so I didn't do it!"

Ves nodded. "Be careful of boobytraps and sabotage. I can't tell whether the Mosville Complex is rigged to blow, but I also found some other irregularities at their Ansel Complex. You should take every mech technician into custody and test them out whether they're under the influence of a performance-enhancing substance supplied by the BLM. I've seen many of my classmates back on Rittersberg being ruined by the same stuff, so I know what I'm talking about."

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Ves: I hope my friend Carlos is having a not so rough time...

"I hope you're having a better time than me, Ves! With your talent and ability, I'm sure you're comfy and safe in some kind of design base."

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Man's turning into a proper gigachad

"They won't kill me! My hazard suit already stabilized me! Go save the others first before you attend to me! This is just a flesh wound!"

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