'So this is the legendary thirst…' Antonio believed Ben was going virgin crazy. "Ok. I understand."
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ch 0 3 Casanova enters the scene
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Ben left the lunchroom in the highest spirits. That was the first time he'd spoken to a girl and received such a warm reaction. So what if it was only his body and some charm demon doing the talking? That's called having a stunt double. If Hollywood stars could do it, why couldn't he?
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On Ben's way out, he glared at them. 'You said daddy couldn't get her to talk to me? I didn't have to. She ran over and did it herself! She even asked for my number! Could you do that? No! Never underestimate my colorful student life, bastard!'
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After a slight surprise, Penelope responded in Greek, "It is…"
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ch 0 2 Divine Pick Up Line
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"Hello, I take it you are Benjamin? I'm Fariq, from India, and we will be roommates from now on. It is a pleasure to meet you. I did not expect to share a room with an established entrepreneur, which is my great honor."
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"I'm not Harry Potter. Who the hell peaks at 13?!?"
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[Charisma: 0 - If someone had a choice between hugging you or a fire, they would hug the fire and then chase you for revenge]
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Seduce or die
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ch 23 The divine dao of face-slapping
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ch 22 Stoned to death
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He was 30ish and tall, with an imposing heavy-set frame, but what was most striking was his outfit. It was epic. He wore a curved purple pimp hat capped by a red feather. It partnered with his chinstrap beard to frame his thick face and eyebrows. With a purple bathrobe to match, he gave off the impression of a cartoon emperor from a Sesame Street character's deluded nightmare.
My Pick Up Artist System
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