91 Queen Piccolo? 5yr

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It had been about five months since I had returned to the dragon ball world, the skeleton I mutated had turned into a badass lich and the Berserkers I fused had become far stronger than they were originally.

I was sitting on the couch today, watching tv and I saw the damndest thing on the news today.

A female Namekian calling herself Queen Piccolo, claiming that she had taken over the earth and then she made some laws, including that everyone should steal, that there shall be no more police activity, you cannot utter words such as "peace" or "justice" or she'd become quite angry, and that there'd be a lottery to see which province she'd attack next. And as luck would have it. It was the one I am currently in.

So, angrily I flew up to the palace where she was currently residing and challenged her to a battle.

And here I am now, fighting a tall, beautiful light green woman with dark green hair who is literally shouting about how I'm powerful enough to become her husband and that we should rule the world as husband and wife.

"Uh... no, sorry. Already have a woman I love, you see... and I don't exactly think she'd be comfortable with me two-timing her" I said with a shee