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  • New Eden: Live to Play, Play to Live

    New Eden: Live to Play, Play to Live

    Games ACTION ADVENTURE WEAKTOSTRONG OVERPOWERED LEVELUP VIDEOGAME APOCALYPSE FUTURE

    4.52

    In a world of constant competition, one man aims for the top. In this new genre VRMMORPG, he plans on becoming the strongest at all costs. The classes, the races, the starting zones, everything is a mystery in 'New Eden'. This game is coming out without a shred of details. The only thing that was promoted was the freedom of skill choosing. Our protagonist Alexander, gamer tag Astaroth, has always dreamt of becoming an E-Sports athlete. His parents supported his dream, but they are no longer of this world. He fully intends on making it in this new game, if not for him, then at least to honor their memory. With no idea how he wants to play his character, Alexander chooses the most mysterious starting race. Will this be his road to success or his downfall? The game assistant certainly thought the latter. "Do as you wish, young adventurer. I only wish to add this. Do not come back with complaints when you realize you have made the wrong choice," the elf said, looking at him with clear hatred. "We will see about that," Alexander flatly replied. "I love challenges," he added. "Very well!" the elf harrumphed. "Have the adventure of your lifetime, as short as it will last," he sarcastically added. Ahead of him lies an uncertain path, filled with trials and hardships. But one thing is clear in his eyes. He will become the strongest player in the game, even if he must step over mountains of corpses to do so. Over are his days of working hard for nothing, it's make or break now! I now have a discord where you can talk with other readers and me. There are also channels to discuss new weapons; characters; classes; or monsters that you might want to design and see incorporated in the story. I will always give credit to the person that created said thing, rest assured. The link is https://discord.gg/68kPqbSFrN

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  • Transmigrating from a zombie world to become the mecha kings wife

    Transmigrating from a zombie world to become the mecha kings wife

    Sci-fi R18 WEAKTOSTRONG CULTIVATION TRANSMIGRATION GENIUS SWEET ENEMIESTOLOVERS FACESLAPPING BUSINESSWOMAN

    4.81

    There were three words in the Sun star empire to describe Scarlet Su, Useless, trash and stupid. But one day, Scarlet Su's star account went from having the user name 'The mecha king's bride' to 'The mecha king sucks.' Suddenly everyone wondered, what new attention seeking game was she playing? Dying in a zombie infested earth, a young woman dives into a door way which should lead to a wonderful new world but instead, she awakens on an interstellar world in the body of Scarlet Su, the unwanted wife of the empire's favorite general and mecha king. She becomes an instant mother to the general's son and the part owner of an undeveloped garbage planet. Luckily, she has transmigrated with her storage space, millions of supplies and a willingness to work hard. Unfortunately, she is tricked into becoming a grim reaper in this interstellar world. Every week she must deliver souls to the underworld or risk losing her newly acquired mental strength and return to the being the old Weak, useless Scarlet. She went from being Scarlet the useless to Scarlet the amazing and her husband suddenly came calling desperate for her to accept his love. She said, "Talk to your son first, he is the one seeking a father." But his son said, "You want to be my daddy, join the line of suitors over there and fill in your information." Excerpt: "So the prodigal husband returns after all this time and here I thought you were dead." she said sarcastically. "Watch your tongue Scarlet, I am still your husband." Scarlet laughed and crossed her arms, "So you are aware that you are a husband, how should I react now that you have chosen to embrace the title you so easily wanted to discard a few months ago. Should I clap my hands and then take my clothes off and beg you to ravish me?" she rolled her eyes at him and scoffed. She watched her husband slowly walk toward her with a focused furious look in his eyes and she wondered if she had pushed him too far. "You dared to send me divorce papers, Scarlet, have you lost your damn mind?" 'No,' she thought, 'On the contrary, you have lost yours.' Cover picture is not mine and can be taken down at owners wish.

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  • Transmigrating as the Younger Sister of a Bigshot with Multiple Identities

    Transmigrating as the Younger Sister of a Bigshot with Multiple Identities

    4.79

    Gu Yang, who had just inherited hundreds of millions, transmigrated into a novel. She became the fake young lady who occupied the nest and suffered in the end. In the beginning, she framed the real young lady, and forced the villain into becoming her blood bank. She offended both the good and the evil. In order to make it to the end, Gu Yang decided to set boundaries with the Gu family. She apologized to the female lead, gave blood back to the villain, and did her best to stay alive. However... "Gu Yang is our daughter no matter what! She will always have a share of the Gu Group!" Her parents exclaimed. "I only have one older sister, and that's Gu Yang! Gu Yang, you can have everything in the Gu family!" Gu Pei, her younger brother, exclaimed. "The Gu family is nothing. I can give you ten times what they can give you," Gu Jin, the female lead, said. "My blood, my body, and everything I own belongs to you," Feng Jue, the villain, said. *** "Everyone in the Gu family is stupid. They treat the fake young lady like a treasure," all the wealthy families in Jincheng said. One day, the Gu family became the richest family in Jincheng. They were the leader in the industry. Everyone was jealous. There were rumors that Gu Yang spent most of her time with a mentally ill person. "Is she mentally ill too?" Netizens asked sarcastically. "I'm her patient," bigshots from different backgrounds stepped forward and said. "That's our president," the Huaguo Psychiatric Association and Psychological Association claimed. Everyone on the internet went crazy. *** Gu Yang thought the main villain in the novel was good-looking and was in a pitiful situation. She decided to treat him better and compensate him more. One day, he pressed her against a wall. "Did you hypnotize me? All I can think about is you." Later, she found out that she'd been exploring the world while he'd been waiting for her.

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  • Book Transmigration: I Wanted to Keep a Low Profile, but Everyone Noticed Me!

    Book Transmigration: I Wanted to Keep a Low Profile, but Everyone Noticed Me!

    Urban ROMANCE COMEDY

    4.75

    Audrey woke up and found that she had transmigrated into a book. As a mediocre actress, Audrey was satisfied with her income. Even though her parents favored boys over girls, at least she could support herself. Just when she had finally saved up some money and hadn't had a chance to enjoy it, she ended up in a different world?! She didn't know if it was God's mercy or compensation, but Audrey's role in the book was a wealthy heiress. In the book, her birth mother arranged for Audrey to be married into a wealthy family, and she had to compete with her other siblings for the family inheritance. The tragic outcome was predictable. Confused by the original character's actions, Audrey decided to lay low and become a wealthy but useless person. One day, Audrey's family members noticed that she had changed. Strangely enough, they could read her thoughts on her face. Even her second brother, who had always treated her like air, could see her sarcastic comments about him. [What's with that outfit today? Does he really think he looks good?] And when he was about to give up his directing career and return to the company, he could see the words on Audrey's face. [Why fight for power? Isn't it better to do what you love and still make money? You're so foolish.] Second brother: '...That makes sense.' The eldest sister, who had always ignored the subtitles on Audrey's face, finally noticed them one day. [Is she being foolish? Is it worth marrying for power? Doesn't she have enough money of her own?] After looking at her own wealth, the eldest sister quietly rejected the arranged marriage. Later on, Audrey noticed that her pocket money was increasing. As she gazed at the jewelry her second brother and eldest sister gave her, she fell into deep thought.

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  • Unwanted Marriage: Honey, No More Divorce!

    Unwanted Marriage: Honey, No More Divorce!

    Urban R18 REVENGE BEAUTY CEO POSSESSIVE SWEETLOVE FAMILY GETTINGBACKTOGETHER CONTRACTMARRIAGE HIDDENMARRIAGE

    3.61

    After three years of marriage, Wendy Stewart was used to Michael Lucas's sarcastic remarks, his frequent threats about getting divorced, and even his indulgence of a mistress. She thought that she could bear with this her entire life, until she accidentally got pregnant with a child that Michael did not want. Finally despondent, Wendy signed the divorce agreement and left. She thought they could have parted ways forever, but Michael refused to stop looking for her after the divorce. When they met again, she was the world's top designer. Smiling sweetly at her ex-husband, she said, "My dear, we're already divorced." Michael simply stared at her coldly, "Tell me, what will it take for us to reconcile?"

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  • My Beloved Super Fierce Wife

    My Beloved Super Fierce Wife

    "The new book 'Scolded as the Star of Death, All the Big Shots in the Capital Rush to Spoil Me' is now available!" Also known as "Reborn Era: Getting Rich with the Check-In System." [A physical powerhouse of a female lead vs. a vindictive, sarcastic, and elegant male protagonist] After a laboratory explosion, Lin Tang returns to that impoverished era and is bound to a check-in system. Before she has time to claim the newcomer gift pack, her fiancé, sporting an air of confidence, comes to break off the betrothal. The reason being, he's about to secure a stable job. Lin Tang looks at the ordinary yet self-assured man, parted her red lips slightly and said, "...break it off!" Less than a month later, her ex-fiancé was fired for some reason. Lin Tang took a stroll around the county and became the executive officer of the Broadcasting Station in the Textile Factory. Ex-fiancé's internal OS: Is it too late to reconcile now? - Those times were tough! Despite being treasured by her three big brothers and parents, everything from food to cloth and even soap required coupons... Even living frugally couldn't alleviate the miserable condition. Looking at the black mush in the bowl, Lin Tang fell silent, “......” Thankfully, she had a system! Need anything? Just check in to get it. - Many years later. A handsome man looked at his delicate wife with a fair complexion, managing to keep a straight face as he said, “I heard you could knock out a wild boar with just two punches?” Lin Tang's eyes sparkled, her fingers gently exerting force, and the Enamel Jar in her hand deformed. She responded in a stern manner, “Nonsense! Don't believe those rumors. We're civilized people and can't be that barbaric!”

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  • The Return of the Cannon Fodder Trillion Heiress

    The Return of the Cannon Fodder Trillion Heiress

    Urban REINCARNATION R18 WEAKTOSTRONG TRANSMIGRATION SLICEOFLIFE VILLAIN TRAGEDY BETRAYAL REVENGE

    4.94

    Hera Avery is working several part-time jobs to pay for her university tuition. She is managing her work and love life simultaneously. Her boyfriend, who is a rising celebrity, made her pay for their expensive apartment located in a well-known building. The building is also home to well-known heirs and heiresses. On her boyfriend's birthday and their third anniversary, she returned home to their apartment only to find him with another woman. But what did she get in return? A slap on the face, a breakup and she was evicted from the apartment she was paying with her own money. After being evicted and becoming homeless, she believed things couldn't get any worse. However, her cheating ex-boyfriend's wealthy new girlfriend went further by reaching out to every establishment and persuading them to blacklist her. This caused her to lose her means of living and they even spread rumors that she was obsessed with her former celebrity boyfriend and was attacked by his fans. Having no way out, she gritted her teeth. "Grandpa, I'm willing to inherit the consortium." Old Master Avery laughed heartily after hearing her conviction and sent a bank transfer to Hera. [ You received a $100,000,000,000 money transfer to your account ending in ####] [Note: My dear granddaughter, use this pocket money to treat yourself to anything you desire. Don't be frugal, and if you spend it all, don't hesitate to ask me for more.] Hera was astounded. When her identity was announced, her ex-boyfriend kneeled and cried to her, for her to take him back. The sarcastic Male lead 1: Do you think it's your turn? Look behind. When her ex-boyfriend looked back, he saw influential men lining up with bouquets of roses to woo Hera. The cold Male lead 2: It's your fault for being blind. Cry and beg but you'll have no chance as long as we are here. The brutal and impatient Male lead 3: Do you want me to break your legs?! The entertainment King Male lead 4: You're just a little star but you want to bypass me? The hot-headed Male lead 5: I'll make sure, you'll be shelve. The coquettish Male lead 6: Wifey, they are trying to steal you from me! Seeing the problematic Male leads, Hera felt an incoming headache not knowing what to do. "Let's just go with the flow then!"

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  • Mom’s Antics on Social Media Went Viral

    Mom’s Antics on Social Media Went Viral

    Urban ROMANCE COMEDY

    4.68

    Fu Xin woke up and found herself as a mother on a reality show, where she had abused her biological son into depression, faced online boycott, and ultimately became a disgraced mother. However, Fu Xin remained unfazed because the plot had yet to begin. As long as she acted badly enough, she wouldn't be able to keep up with him. So, when the program started, while other mothers were getting up early, preparing delicious breakfast, coaxing their babies to wake up, and worrying about their temper tantrums, Fu Xin and her son had a different approach. The five-year-old little one would get up on his own, tidy himself up, and tirelessly try to wake his mom up! He would climb trees to get bird eggs, fish in the river, and dig snakes in the fields, leaving his dear mother worried. Fu Xin claimed that she only wanted to act badly, but her little one was so amazing that he became the "most desired baby by netizens of the year,". It was to the point that people even wanted to steal him by putting him in a sack. It was evident how popular her little one was. Naturally, Fu Xin gained attention as well. This made netizens bitter, and they started to make sarcastic comments. They claimed Fu Xin was a discarded woman from a wealthy family, and her rich husband never showed up. Unexpectedly, the next moment, the rumored CEO, known for not returning home and rarely appearing in public, sent out lawyer letters personally. Fu Xin: "What's going on? How come this wealthy husband, who never appeared in the original story, is joining the fray?" Jiang Yi: "Our son and I waited for you for a lifetime in our previous life. Finally, in this life, we have you back!" Fu Xin: "So, I transmigrated... into myself?!"

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  • She Chose to Be Strong After Her Rebirth and Won Everything Back

    She Chose to Be Strong After Her Rebirth and Won Everything Back

    General REINCARNATION KINGDOMBUILDING FACESLAPPING MULTIPLEIDENTITIES MARYSUE

    4.5

    In her last life, Qu Zhi tried her best to be a good wife who was sensible and did not cause trouble, a filial and good daughter who helped her family, and a good mother who accompanied her children. However, Qu Zhi worked hard and suffered all her life. When she was about to die, she realized that in the end, all she got back for her hard work were complaints. Her husband complained that she was an idle, rich wife all day long who wasn’t satisfied with her happiness at home, and that she was a greedy woman. But after decades of marriage, her husband had a firm, deadly hold on all her money, and she didn’t even have a dime to her name, nor a property to call her own. Every time she asked for money, he would trample all over her self-esteem. Her husband’s cold and sarcastic words made her unable to lift her head, and his friends would demean her while drinking wine, making her tremble with anger. This man had once said he would take care of her, yet he turned a blind eye! Those people focused on her happiness as a topic, and made a joke out of it. Even her three children resented her for her uneven love towards everyone, and their relationship only became more strained as time passed. She had spent her whole life as a loner, and she had nothing. Lying on the operation table, Qu Zhi thought that if she could do it all over again, she wouldn’t be a housewife. She wouldn’t have given her second daughter away, and she wouldn’t take care of her blood-sucking relatives. She wouldn’t marry her indifferent, cold husband either! When she next opened her eyes, she was back to twenty years in the past. Her eldest daughter was still in elementary school, and her second daughter had been in her belly for several months…

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  • sarcastic sorcery

    sarcastic sorcery

    Fantasy ACTION REINCARNATION COMEDY MAGIC HAREM DARK

    Jimmy got reincarnated but he's got a dillema. HE DIDN'T GET ANY CHEAT SKILLS!!!!!!

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  • SARCASTIC LOVE

    SARCASTIC LOVE

    Realistic ROMANCE ACTION ADVENTURE COMEDY MAGIC CULTIVATION SUPERPOWERS OVERPOWERED SLICEOFLIFE URBAN

    Often during the walk of life, a few prospects are encountered, which makes us question this very existence. What happens when this twist of fate entangles with the supernatural? A life to enjoy, yet filled with the hardships of human behaviour. So walks the hero, experiencing the irony his life signifies.

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  • MY SARCASTIC ARRANGED WIFE

    MY SARCASTIC ARRANGED WIFE

    Evelyn an ordinary but not so ordinary girl. She is fearless, sarcastic and strong willed. Him on the other hand is no different. He is rude, arrogant and devilishly handsome and did I add the current CEO of Eros Corporations Limited. He is also strong headed and does not give in just like she does and marriage was never a part of his long term goal since he saw all women as one - gold diggers and an object of pleasure. But like the saying goes behind every ice cold hearted man was once a warm hearted man. What happens when these two are thrown or rather forced in a marriage together. Will Eveyln pierce his soul and melt every ice he has built up or would she run away since she has always loved her bestie after all. I guess you will just have to read to find out.

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  • The sarcastic heart

    The sarcastic heart

    Teen COMEDY

    4.88

    Aatish, Aarav, Aniksha, Mr Roy sir, Ruhi and Suman.The story of these teenagers who handling their life and future.aatish and aniksha how they convert their love into opponents. They showing their efforts to each other, for getting top in college.Aarav was a good friend of aatish, but he didn't reveal the pain that he was suffering from his childhood.Suman, a mentally impaired girl from the orphanage.Mr Roy sir, the dashing personality in the college.Ruhi just came like a storm between aatish and aniksha's life.Here's, the novel goes around and stretch by them. When life gives us an easy way of thinking we people take it as a challenge level. teenage thinking is just like that. when the way is simple they make it very complicated and after that, they start overthinking it. just like " They burn the candle at both ends ". if you love them unconditionally, they take in others...thinking that "oh I think my parents want to something from me hmm. but they never think it optimistically...

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  • A Sarcastic Villainess

    A Sarcastic Villainess

    Fantasy ROMANCE ACTION ADVENTURE REINCARNATION COMEDY VILLAIN BEAUTY

    Pretty, daughter of a duke, with a good body and a good family, and yet they choose an ironing board?It just means that the problem is theirs I'm obviously perfect, I may be a villain but I'm too cute to end up in prison or dead.But I will not run away I will become the best villain ever, so good that they will not even be able to kill me.So let's get to work: "I'm going to be the best villain ever"...This story is mine and is also published in the Wattpad application on my account: @AlyaHarperAnyone who wants to can go there and ask if this is my story and I assure you that I will answer you.

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  • Sarcastic Charms

    Sarcastic Charms

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  • You Will Only Be Mine

    You Will Only Be Mine

    Fantasy ROMANCE ACTION R18 WEAKTOSTRONG DARK SUPERPOWERS VAMPIRE

    4.49

    A normal high school boy with nothing much happening in his life except for...life. Every new day was the same as the one before but he doesn't really care much about it. He thought of himself as a normal high school-going boy with no clear future. Lazy, sarcastic, but kind of intelligent, he was living a normal life. Though fate had different plans for him as he met a girl who he did and did not know. The school princess was the first thing he saw when he woke up in his bed caressing his head. To any other boy in his situation, it would be pure bliss but he was worried. Why? Since she was in his house which he had locked before going to sleep. Little did he know that the girl was more than what she showed and was about to turn his entire life upside down. How will he tackle this situation? No one knows that.

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  • A SARCASTIC QUIP

    A SARCASTIC QUIP

    Fantasy ROMANCE ACTION REINCARNATION COMEDY HAREM

    It is what it says on the tin. A sarcastic novel.

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  • Love You for the Rest of My Life

    Love You for the Rest of My Life

    General CEO FLASHMARRIAGE

    My new book, "After the Breakup, I was Spoiled by the Big Boss," has been released. It badly needs your support! Everyone knows that Mingjue from Empire's capital has always been sarcastic and unabashedly arrogant. However, things took an abrupt turn the second he carefully married a naughty heiress.

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  • my sarcastic experience

    my sarcastic experience

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  • The System Of Infinity

    The System Of Infinity

    Fantasy ROMANCE ACTION ADVENTURE REINCARNATION R18 SYSTEM WEAKTOSTRONG

    4.26

    After winning the chance to reincarnate in a new world, Aiden reincarnated on the realm of demons. In a world of magic and gods, he was left alone with a slightly sarcastic system. But the lonely orphan will slowly rise and will become a part of history. It will be a new beginning. ***This novel is completed at 110 chapters. Its a kind of a prologue so read on your own accordance Discord: https://discord.gg/TXwtUHQfnf WARNING- I don't own the cover. If you are the artist and want me to credit you or take the cover down, contact me on my discord.

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