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Rambling and Random bullshittery
This be your most daring story; A rambling if you must, Of language most foul, of unexplored ways to curse. Of bullshit in every turn, in every twist, in every twists of tongues.As told by thine ol'hands and masterminded by the crude tongue, with all my tics and antics. Do-told tale of a vegetable who limbs and stumbled on a new realm of where creation was pierced in it's boundaries. Of a connoisseur who learns of ways of an unshackled breathing body, the occasional doggie styles and the utmost high of all forms of unequaled shag-getry, wooing tarts and thots and hoes, all manners of terms modern and old to name all wenches of all- the ripened titties; "Thine taste ranges from nymphs of florescent pure to flooded lips which hangs and are forgivably bonk-able with a passing thought riled up by the hard down under, Which in short means all!"Heinously wholesome in ways of the vile tongue which grew most crude, terribly heinous with every breaths more lived- after to after and then more, much much more. A rambling- to what he sees, to what he does. This is a story of a living, in a world of pixels; of new universe where a man could swim in lava, a world where such and such is deemed mundane. An epic where a naked fledgling dove in the heat of an avian war, baby-steps towards a destiny-, etched in the root webs of two worlds with only a goal; To be the Pirate Ki- nevermind! To live most free. Rejuvenation; maketh man a new being, now what would be his tale when all he knew of living was blinking a set of dead little eyes, what would such a virgin of a human ways do in a surreal world that explodes magics and bullshits. I'll tell ye all! Just listen to the ramble.(Stay with me, I won't ever drop this.) [Warning:] 1. Not for the faint of heart.1½. Smut will be there but it will be extremely rare. 2. The english dictionary would require a thorough update after I'm done with this epic. 3. Fuckery most heinous most foul. (By decree of a certain fool) 4. Don't tell your mums you learnt (curses) from me. 5. No other warning just enjoy, If ye dares. Cover art not mine, thank you for letting me use it and sorry but pray tell if you ordered it removed. Will use it until I could afford a more authentic cover art or until boss wants it removed.
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[HIATUS] How A Bug Became A God
[ON HIATUS]Insects (n.) A group of small sometimes cute, most of the time creepy, animals. In book language, insect means weak and pathetic creatures that are easily crushed."What if an insect became a God? Hilarious right?" uttered by some awesome person.What if an ordinary dumb bug gained unfathomable powers by just being at the right place, at the right time? Can you stand this book's level of bullshittery? Come and find out!
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Reborn as a... Flak Tower on Tank Treads?!
A 17-year old redditor was minding his own business, browsing, as you would have guessed in case you haven't already noticed, reddit, when a humongous 42-feet long Oil Tanker truck exploded due to some... mishandling of the loaders (and also because of this lazy author)... and somehow hit his house, exactly on his room where he was using his PC, killing him and burning that part of his house. I don't need to explain what happened to his body, and life.After some mourning and disorientation, he reincarnates into a G-Tower Flak Tower used by the Germans during the 1940s in the defense of Berlin against the soviets, except it's on fucking tank treads, and can move at 60 km/h for god's sake!Not to mention, he has a fucking leveling system! And to put the cherry on top, he's in another world (surprise-surprise) with monsters, reincarnated heroes like him except their human or some other race, magic, kingdoms, and medieval feuds.Come and join his journey of being transmigrated into this body -if you could even call it a body, since its made out of reinforced concrete, Anti-everything guns, missiles, and the chassis of a tank- and trying to survive, in another world with demon lords, angels, heroes, dragons, golems, and a whole lot of utter isekai-genre bullshittery.(Imma try to write this shit along with the other novel I have hihi, this is all for fun so you might see some inaccuracies with some of the weapons, but yeah, hope you check it out!I got this idea while browsing reddit too irl lol so I thought to myself "Why not make this bullshit idea a thing?", and my mind gave birth to this abominable stupidity)
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AUTOMATIC CULTIVATION SYSTEM
A Book Created by a Lazy Author A Book to get rid of boredomFollow the Author as he tries to create a good Cultivation Story that may suit to your taste or maybe not.A kid just wanting to read some good novel and read some good shit manga suddenly wakes up in another room..........Get ready for all the bullshittery that will come in your wayFollow me through my journey.Please Rate my writing.Bad Synopsis but you get it. It is the cliche shit that we have all been reading or is it. maybe yes or no upto you to find out.Without further ado lezgow.Excuse my grammar as it might be bad I am too lazy to fix it sometimes
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rE; Again
Æthons.humans with extraordinary abilities.and a dying race, with only one Æthon being born for every two-hundred-thousand normal humans.and of course, like the fucking retards they are, the government decided to use them as weapons. you know, basic human nature.because of course when we have a finite amount of something we can't just leave it alone.this, of course, lead some dumb fucker with a PhD in gene splicing, and a whole slew of other scientific bullshit that barely anyone understands, to try and make Æthons through artificial means.and by some unholy bullshittery, it fucking worked.thus giving birth to the Homunculus Project.eventually, as things tend to do, it went very fucking wrong.and that kids, is why a good fifty percent of the population is made up of artificial people with superpowers that the government treats like dirt.fucking. glorious.
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Rust Abomination
IN AN APOCALYPTIC WORLD WHERE EVEN SAND CAN EAT YOU, OUR BRAVE HERO JOHNN- I mean, Edward, Johnny is the other guy, anyway, our brav-actually no he's not brave... not even a hero he's just a bitch... ok let's start over. Uhm uhmIn an apocalyptic world, where even sand can eat you, in a small town we can find a little guy that eats random carcasses, will he survive? probably not, but just in case, what road will he take? will he rescue the princess, or rape her? maybe even enslave her, will he save the legendary kingdom or conquer it and make a touristic place out of it for shit and jiggles? this and more in RUUUST ABOOMINATIOOOON!™____________________________________________Ok, let's stop with the bullshittery and start with the true synopsis, we're in a post apocalyptic world, most technology is lost, (you'll know how if you continue reading... eventually), the planet has no name for it was lost during the various wars, more or less you can be whatever you want, male, female, lakitu, pick your poison, and you can fuck whatever you want, you know, people can't judge if you have super powers that can obliterate half planet, that's what happened, some sicko that likes to fuck cacti becomes god? well, let's extend that LGBTQ+ list once more i guess. Apart from that, I don't wanna ruin the fun, so, for more lore, keep reading :)
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Code name: NPC 000000000000000000001, Traveling Sword User
The world is a place filled with horrors unknown to even the strongest of gods but that was 2 Eras ago and this Era is all about fun! This novel is filled with wacky things all with our NPC MC, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ. It might look strange but our Mc wasn't even named! the only name he knows is his code name, NPC 000000000000000000001, or his more preferred name, Traveling Sword User. His life goal was to travel worldwide and see everything he could use as fighting techniques. When he was born, he was given the gift of immortality and eternal youth but not the talent to fight. Read this new novel by Me! and be driven by the heartfelt comedy! action! and absolute bullshittery!!!!!!
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