4.7Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V. Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength. His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival. Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature. Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. TAGS: Sex, humor, adventure, harem, weak-to-strong, battling demons, reincarnation and outwitting gods. ~~~ So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it. Medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature always tries to be hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystalized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulations for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m the Goddess of Porn. Hehe.
4.7I'm editing my previous chapter to make it more readable. but I don't know if my grammar will be better or not because I've been learning english by myself but I'll try my best to make my grammar better. this is my first time writing a story so I hope I won't make too many mistake. WARNING: THIS NOVEL HAS BAD GRAMMAR SO PLEASE DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT GRAMMAR IF YOU DECIDE READING THIS NOVEL LATER. if you want to give me a bad review, I'm fine with it, I won't get angry or delete your review but please point out where did I do wrong and if you could, give me a suggestion. this is the first time I write a story so I know that I will make a lot of mistake in this novel, with your suggestion, I can make a better story or maybe I can become a better human. I'm open to critics and suggestion. WARNING: mature and incest content. if you're against mature and incest content, then this novel is not for you synopsis: Huang Chen, a handsome young man died in a car accident and suddenly woke up in a body he did not recognize. what will he do and what will happen to him after he takes over his new body? I'm not the owner of the cover, I took it from Pinterest so if you're the owner of the cover and want me to take it down, please tell me and I'll immediately take the cover down.
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