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  • Monarch of Time

    Monarch of Time

    Eastern ROMANCE ADVENTURE REINCARNATION CULTIVATION OVERPOWERED DRAGON

    4.7

    The power of absolute control... Time.After Rock died, he mysteriously reincarnated in Shun Long's almost dead body when a triangular-shaped rock merged with his soul, and a sudden influx of information flooded his head. He has now found himself in a mystical world filled with extraordinarily powerful cultivators who can destroy mountains with a single punch, and split seas in half with a single slash of a sword!This is Shun Long's journey in the majestic world of cultivation, as he fights geniuses and reaches the pinnacle of both alchemy and martial arts!

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  • Absolute Great Teacher

    Absolute Great Teacher

    4

    Sun Mo, the top teacher of No. 2 High School was transported to Tang Country of Central Province after falling into the water and became an intern teacher which just graduated. He actually has a fair and rich fiancee who is actually also the headmaster of a famous school. However, the reputation of this school has declined and the school was soon to be removed from the education list and abolished... Sun Mo's mission is to help his fiancee to sit on the headmaster's chair securely and make the school return the rankings of the nine greats (the top nine schools.) After he obtained the Absolute Great Teacher System, he could mold trash into gold, helping lousy students to become geniuses. Under Sun Mo's guidance, his disciples who used to be bad in school, could rule supreme in terms of their education in a year, become a 'study-emperor' in three years, and an academic god in five years. They would soon become big BOSSes in studying! You dare to say that I, as a great teacher, depends on false reputation? The Sword Hero, Spear Saint, Saber Devil, Holy Maiden, Peerless Country Leader, Devil Emperor, Two Saints, Three Paragons...all of them were taught by me! Are you scared or not? The thing I like most is to transform a bronze-grade salted fish into a king-grade BOSS. Sun Mo stated!

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  • Absolute Depravity: Reincarnated with a lustful System

    Absolute Depravity: Reincarnated with a lustful System

    Fantasy ADVENTURE REINCARNATION R18 SYSTEM WEAKTOSTRONG HAREM VILLAIN TRAGEDY ISEKAI KINGDOMBUILDING

    4.78

    After slumbering for years in the darkest pits of the abyss, Haruki Shin is awoken by the demon lord of lust. She tries to remind him of a contract he signed with her in exchange for the power that would help him exact his revenge in the mortal world. However, who or what he wanted to get revenge on? He couldn’t remember. Replaced with a hazy mist, his memories had long since faded. But to the mistress of lust that didn’t matter as she forced him back into the mortal world with the demonic body of an incubus. Feeling lost he’s forced to adhere to each of her commands, and despite his refusal, he can’t resist the binds of the contract. Eventually, however, as he learns more about his tragic past, and the existence of the lustful system he’s been blessed with for his revenge, his path to becoming a monster finally begins. [Warnings]: Sexual content||Gore||Traumatic sequences||Mention of slavery and other heinous crimes||Step-relationship||Genderbending|| [Note]: 1. None of the heroines will cheat on MC 2. Does involve MC stealing other people's partners 3. Please let me know about any grammatical errors in any chapter through the comments. 4. MORE GOLDEN TICKETS = FASTER UPDATES! Connect with me here to keep up with the story's progress: Discord: https://discord.gg/GTKkdRVZnV [Sharing character pics on my discord both SFW and NSFW ones so make sure to join!] Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Writersblockills

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  • Path of Absolute Transcendence

    Path of Absolute Transcendence

    Eastern ACTION ROMANCE REINCARNATION R18 CULTIVATION SUPERPOWERS OVERPOWERED VILLAIN GENIUS

    4.94

    Kai, an ordinary guy dies due to an unknown scheme. Instead of going to heaven or hell, his soul went to VOID, which is known as the mother of all things in EXISTENCE.Later, he gets reincarnated in the Enlightenment World with a VOID fragment fusing without him knowing.There he desires to achieve the position of Great Emperor, a coveted position that can be only obtained in the BATTLE OF DESTINY. In order to win the battle, he had to face countless geniuses with special bloodline and physique. But he was born with an ordinary talent and his chances of winning the battle was almost impossible.Without accepting the reality, he chose to change his fate on his own, which brought the wrath of heaven itself and gave him three insurmountable trial.Will he survive the trial set by the heaven?Or will he perish without fulfilling his dream of becoming an Emperor?And why did a VOID fragment fuse with his soul? Is he really ordinary or even that is just a facade?-------------Additional Tags: Talent, Genius, Behind the Scenes, Manipulation, Ruthless, Evil.[This story is inspired by the Journey of the fate destroying emperor, Grand ancestral bloodline.]Face slapping? No, this trend become very old. So it will not be included.Brainless side characters? They are also human beings with brain and have their own thoughts, so don't expect them.Harem? If you are expecting it, then it's definitely not your cup of tea.Repeated storyline? I will answer this as an author. I never intended to create some secret realm grinding story, so I used up all my brain cells to create a perfect plot (My opinion, but read it for futher confirmation).***The story will start slowly at the beginning, so don't quit immediately. Try upto chapter 33 and see it for yourself.***

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  • Absolute Yin-Yang Desire System

    Absolute Yin-Yang Desire System

    Eastern ACTION ROMANCE ADVENTURE REINCARNATION R18 SYSTEM WEAKTOSTRONG HAREM CULTIVATION OVERPOWERED

    4.48

    The Yin-Yang Supreme Elder, Lin Xiang, a renowned powerhouse across the entire Nine Grand Worlds, one who can incite fear into any and all godly cultivators, was met with immense tragedy. His Godly Holy Land was completely annihilated! Betrayed by those in his sect and surrounded by enemies, the Yin-Yang Supreme Elder, even with powers surpassing that of other True Venerables masters, was nearly killed. However, together with his sister and a brother-in-arms, they narrowly escaped destruction. Together, the trio comes up with a revenge plan. Reincarnate into the future with the Nine Grand Reincarnation Arts! Upon reaching this new life, Lin Xiang gained an unexpected gift. A System that can fulfill his greatest desires. In this new life, Lin Xiang had many desires. A desire to not only exact revenge but to live the boundless life of a cultivator to its absolute fullest! His Desire Grand Dao will be known for all of eternity!

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  • Great Villain: Starting by Humiliating the Son of the Heavenly Fate

    Great Villain: Starting by Humiliating the Son of the Heavenly Fate

    Eastern ACTION SYSTEM HAREM CULTIVATION OVERPOWERED VILLAIN HIGHIQ FASTPACED XIANXIA INVINCIBLE

    4.82

    Having unexpectedly transmigrated into a world of cultivation, Jiang Chen became a core disciple of a famous sect. However, his fate was to be the villain, doomed to disaster. He had plotted against the protagonist, destroying his dantian and turning him into a sect reject on the verge of being kicked out. If not for an unexpected turn of events, Jiang Chen would have just been a footnote in the protagonist's journey to success. Realizing his situation, Jiang Chen couldn't help but smile slyly. Alone with his thoughts, he considered: 'Is the protagonist strong? Absolutely.' 'But will I cower in fear? Absolutely not.' 'Because I have the Immortal Great Villain System!' 'Wait, there's more than one protagonist?' 'Well, isn't that just perfect?' With determined gleam in his eyes, Jiang Chen told himself, 'As the ultimate Great Villain, I'll outsmart the plots of Heavenly Fate and take my place at the apex!'

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  • Blacksmith: You Are Making Mjolnir For The Forging Exam?

    Blacksmith: You Are Making Mjolnir For The Forging Exam?

    Fantasy SYSTEM ACADEMY ANOTHERWORLD

    3.33

    # blacksmith # forging In a parallel world, everyone awakened to weapon talents. They used divine weapons to battle against ferocious creatures. Hence, the Forgemaster job class was born and was held in high esteem. Wu Mo transmigrated to this world and became a student of the top academy, Divine Arms Academy. The end-of-semester practical exam was in three days. Students were required to forge a divine weapon on the spot. However, he was not prepared at all! Fortunately, he awakened a system which allowed him to see the blueprints of all mythical weapons. [Mjolnir] [Divine Bow of the Winter God] [Eternal Spear] [Shield of Zeus] … Since he was a blacksmith, he decided to create a hammer for himself first. On the day of the end-of-semester exam, the whole world was astonished! An examiner exclaimed, “We asked you to submit your assignment and you are submitting Mjolnir?”

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  • Absolute Choice

    Absolute Choice

    Eastern ACTION ROMANCE ADVENTURE COMEDY MAGIC WEAKTOSTRONG HAREM MYSTERY CULTIVATION SUPERPOWERS TRANSMIGRATION GENIUS BEAUTY DEVIL VIDEOGAME HIGHIQ ADVANCEDTECHNOLOGY FACESLAPPING ORDINARY MULTIPLELEADS UNPRINCIPLED COOLGUY

    4.1

    A world filled with heroes with superpowers. A world attacked by calamity fiends. A modern world filled with wonders and dangers. Shi Xiaobai, a child from normal Earth, walked into such a world, proclaiming to be its king. But at the first signs of danger, he is forced to make a choice, one which he cannot refuse for time would repeat, making him face the choice again. He is not humble nor is he modest, but neither is he delusional. Yet, the Absolute Choice seems to make fun of him. Will the joke be on him or will he laugh at his opponents? There will be many watching his escapades, and there will be some joining him in his adventures. To see through the world and to grasp its truth, that is the destiny of the King.

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  • After Divorcing, She Became An Absolute Beauty

    After Divorcing, She Became An Absolute Beauty

    General SWEETLOVE

    4.2

    Du Jiuyuan lay in a grave of love for three years. Finally, her heart was as dead as ashes, she gave up on finding love and decided to go down a career path of a strong woman. But what was going on with her ex-husband? He used to be someone whom she would only see once every four to five months. Why was he appearing in front of her now and then? When she talked to others about collaboration, he would coax her from behind. "Yuan Yuan, this person is unreliable. Let me invest in her for you, okay?" When she got into conflict with others, he would support her from behind. "Yuan Yuan, don't be afraid. Your husband is Ji Jinchen. Don't worry about her." Du Jiuyuan was speechless. "…" Please take note that it was her ex-husband who divorced her. One day, when a male colleague sent her home after a meal, she was seen by Ji Jinchen. The man blocked her at the foot of the wall and questioned her in a low voice. "Don't be with others, otherwise… I will lose my mind." Later, Du Jiuyuan rose to the top of her career and attracted countless suitors. One such suitor gave her a bouquet of roses and the next day, her office became a sea of flowers. Some suitors gave her desserts that could only be bought after queuing up. The day after that, her office would be flooded with desserts. Some suitors gave her a pet… Du Jiuyuan went crazy. "Ji Jinchen, if you dare to give me a house full of pets, I will fight it out with you!" Ji Jinchen said, "Jiuyuan, forgive me for being stupid and not seeing your grievances, but you have to believe that from the moment I married you, I never thought of getting a divorce. Du Jiuyuan: I thought that the man I loved for seven years was a stone that couldn't be covered up, but then I realized what kind of fiery heart was hidden in this stone."

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  • Contract with the Demon King (BL)

    Contract with the Demon King (BL)

    LGBT+ ROMANCE SYSTEM COMEDY CULTIVATION BL SWEETLOVE

    4.81

    Zhang Wang got stuck in a contract with the Demon King! This is totally bullshit!He was finally going to have his chance at stealing the title of protagonist by killing off the evil Demon King...But right at that moment, when he was about to cleave the head off of the villain’s shoulders, somehow, his bugged out system decided to interfere! Next thing he knew, he was stuck with a contract with this evil, hateful villain.What? Their souls are entwined as well?What the heck! Was this just some stupid plot device for some cheap danmei?! Zhang Wang wasn’t going to allow this to happen. He will have to break this contract as soon as he could!-----WARNING: This is BL, which means boyxboy romance. And there will be r-18 scenes eventually as well so consider yourselves warned!-----Join the discord! https://discord.gg/DU9S2Y4

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  • The Fifth Wife Absolutely Hates Harems

    The Fifth Wife Absolutely Hates Harems

    History MYSTERY TRANSMIGRATION SLICEOFLIFE SURVIVAL REVENGE HISTORICAL DRAMATIC ROYALFAMILY LOVETRIANGLE ARRANGEDMARRIAGE

    4.51

    Merinda absolutely hates Harems! The idea of someone being able to have multiple partners utterly disgusts her. Imagine her horror when she wakes up and suddenly finds herself in an ancient harem one day. She is now Ayan Savez the fifth wife of the great General Kang of the Empire of Turk. An empire that existed 500 years ago where her country stands today. And to make things worse she is the most unfavored wife amongst all the wives. Receiving the least amount of attention from the General. As she navigates her new circumstances she stumbles upon a troubled young boy who may be the key to understanding why she was brought back in time. ***Cover art not mine****

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  • Isekai Absolute Copy and Online Shopping

    Isekai Absolute Copy and Online Shopping

    Fantasy R18 HAREM NONHUMAN LEVELUP VIDEOGAME ECCHI

    3.91

    "Whaa--- I can order Mcdonalds in isekai ?!! With this i can still eat junkfood without problem in the middle of the jungle mwahahahahah! what is dry meat ?! i dont need it !!"Alex the only one otherworlder begin his journey in sword and magic world with hamburger in his hands....patreon.com/wintermistYou can see the Illustration on my Patreon (It's new)the character illust and everything will be uploaded there (now its just a world map as well as continent map there XD)

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  • Deus: We are all Lords

    Deus: We are all Lords

    Fantasy ACTION ADVENTURE REINCARNATION SYSTEM MAGIC OVERPOWERED ISEKAI KINGDOMBUILDING CONQUER LIGHTNOVEL

    4.03

    My name is Kingsley Seth and I, along with all 7 billion+ people on Earth got transferred into a planet said to be 50,000x bigger than the Earth. Having no choice but to listen to a system whose only defining feature was it's absolute fair judgement. This is a story of how we try to overcome the dangers of this new world. Not just physically but also mentally... well, this is a story of how they survive. I live in a massive castle and it is served by beautiful maids and incredibly powerful guards. I hope they survive

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  • The Undying Mecha Emperor

    The Undying Mecha Emperor

    Fantasy ACTION ADVENTURE R18 COMEDY MAGIC OVERPOWERED ACADEMY MECHA

    4.58

    The Strongest Magic meets the Mightiest Mecha. I have stolen Golden Mechas from the deepest vaults of the most tightly guarded fortresses in the world. I have personally destroyed more armies than the top three superpowers have in the span of the Absolute War - combined. I burned down the terrorist megacity of Habon. I was expelled from the Union of Heroes at a younger age than people are allowed in. I have talked to Ancient Gods, loved women, and devoured mechas that would make superpowers cringe in fear. I have faced demons head on in moonless nights others fear to speak of during the day. I am deified in a thousand cultures, and labelled as the devil incarnate in the rest. I am the Mecha Emperor. You may have heard of me. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Excerpt from Chapter 1 This is where it all began. A junkyard. Oh no, this isn't your clean, mechas-only junkyard that was the 'starting point' of many mecha geniuses out there. I have seen and heard my share of rags-to-riches stories, and many of them claimed that they had started from 'junkyards' and slowly grew to be where they were right now. From Zero to Hero, they declared. You can do it too, they said. As long as you work hard, everything is possible, they claimed. I call bullshit. Life doesn't work like that. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Hi guys, thanks for dropping by. This novel is participating in WSA 2022. I will do my very best to write a highly entertaining and deeply immersive story for all of you to enjoy. Please support me! Thank you very much :) FAQs 1. Harem? No. 2. Rape? No. 3. NTR? No. 4. School arc? Yes. 5. Power up speed? Exhilarating. 6. GOT style deaths? Hell no. Btw, come join my discord server :) https://discord.gg/MN4xNRARzF

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  • Heaven Extinction Martial Emperor

    Heaven Extinction Martial Emperor

    4.08

    Subduing gods and devils, overturning the heavens and earth with the flick of a finger! The absolute godking awakened a thousand years later. With every sentence from him, the world would be shocked and he would suppress all supreme geniuses; with every step he takes, the weather would change as he tramples all vicious enemies through the world! This will be updated frequently, hoping readers would add this book to your libraries and seeking recommendation votes!

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  • Bullshit

    Bullshit

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  • Absolute Ability

    Absolute Ability

    Fantasy ACTION ROMANCE ADVENTURE REINCARNATION SYSTEM COMEDY CULTIVATION LEVELUP APOCALYPSE HISTORICAL

    4.65

    It is a world where abilities can evolve to become laws.Our MC Ryan King, succeeds in getting his hands on an absolute ability book. An ability that can not be affected by any laws and like a king, we journey with him as he evolved through the power ranks to become an abyss lord thus forging his ability into a law. But as the carrier of the core of the world which is a threat to the abyss lords, will they sit down and watch him ascend to become a lord like them?Talk about the infected, enchanted, undead, awakened, demons, angels, races and the like. All that dark stuff found only in nightmares, is in this very book.If you are a fanatic of adventuring from planet to planet, dimensions, hemispheres and magic circles then be my guest. On top of the lectern where notes are usually placed lit up with the system's notifications jolting him awake " Welcome Ryan King. "The interface window unlocked showing his current status. Race-------------------Elf Ryan King-----------Not evolved Age--------------------18 Life span-------------200 years Ability------------------???? Techniques----------???? Soul binding constitution---------------0 percent awaken---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Demigod souls gained____________0/100saint souls gained________________0/100spirit souls gained_________________0/100Immortal souls gained______________0/100Divine souls gained_________________1/100Ancestral souls gained_____________0/100Mortal souls gained_________________0/100I hope you won't forget to express yourself in REVIEWS, COMMENTS, GIFTS & VOTES

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  • Third Master Jiang’s Absolute Darling

    Third Master Jiang’s Absolute Darling

    4.74

    Third Master Jiang is known to bring misfortune to his wives. All his fiancées were not spared from mishaps. In Gu Xiang’s case, it's worse because she registered the marriage with him right away without getting engaged. Surprisingly, her life is smooth sailing after the marriage and she is extremely favored by all members of the Jiang family. Everyone from the family is fearless. Yet, their only fear is that their daughter-in-law, who joins the family after much painstaking efforts, would escape. On a certain night after washing up, Mr. Jiang says to his dearest wife, “Darling, I want to become a father.” Seeing the look of anticipation on Doctor Jiang’s face, Gu Xiang hesitated and replies with much difficulty, “Daddy!” “…” It is not always so peaceful between Gu Xiang and Doctor Jiang. In order to repay gratitude owed to her stepfather, Gu Xiang agreed to an unusual deal. Just like this, two complete strangers, who are at odds from the start, are forced to live together. Amidst all their squabbles and pressure from the elders to conceive a child, they find their relationship evolving as they care more for each other.

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  • Absolute Transcendent: Dimension Traverse

    Absolute Transcendent: Dimension Traverse

    Fantasy ACTION ROMANCE ADVENTURE SYSTEM MAGIC WEAKTOSTRONG DARK SUPERPOWERS TRANSMIGRATION ISEKAI

    4.85

    "I will become a Transcendent whatever the cost!" That was Elias's oath to himself and the world when his mother was murdered before his eyes. To become Transcendent meant to transcend human limitations. To become a being in another realm and have the power, knowledge and sight of everything that surrounds him. An ideal that proves useless when he finds himself residing on planet Earth, a peaceful and magic-less world... at least that's what he thought. Here, too, he was able to use magic, and because of this, the people around him began to awaken, leading to one consequence after another. In sheer ignorance of this world and having lost a certain person, he soon finds himself adventuring on Earth as well, be it to save a life or to return home. *** "Heir of Power?" Quietly, a boy murmured the name of the novel as he picked it up from a bookshelf. At that moment, history began to move forward again. Follow the journey of the Irregular that can use time and space-defying powers ever since he was twelve years old! -------------------------- Instagram: wn_itshashi

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  • The Absolute: Humanity's Second Chance

    The Absolute: Humanity's Second Chance

    Fantasy ACTION SYSTEM MYSTERY OVERPOWERED SURVIVAL ANTIHERO KINGDOMBUILDING

    4.18

    36 PS = +1 Bonus Chapter72 PS = +2 Bonus Chapters108 PS = +3 Bonus Chapters7 GT = +1 Bonus Chapter21 GT = +2 Bonus Chapters64 GT = +3 Bonus Chapters* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Within a world where humanity destroyed everything. Where World War V obliterated the whole planet from its central core, and possibly caused the downfall of the entire Solar System, or even the Galaxy. A being watching everything from a high stand point, beyond the constriction of Existence, decides to reshresh the whole Universe due to his deep love for his rebellious children. But this time, he sends them to an even grander world very similar to Earth, with three variables in hope to alter their Fate. The Seven Systems The Primordial Source. ...And a young man called Damien Gray. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Damien Gray was a very talented young man who went through a lot after the Genesis. He used his talent, potential and wits to survive in a world with seven protagonists and a terrifying omnipotent entity. But even then, even without being the main character, he finds an opportunity to make a wish from The Primordial Source. And his wish... was to be sent back in time, during the beginning of the Genesis, in hopes to give his race, Humanity, a second chance. Join Damien as this time, he sets a path of Absolute, Transcendence and Cosmic proportions for his entire race. Watch as he makes even the Seven protagonists seem like nothing but trash compared to him!!! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * The cover page does not belong to me. All credit goes to the owner(s). Please support my other novel "Established Pinnacle: The Enigma" if you have time. Same book world but different timelines. And both novels are currently independent of each other. This is our discord channel from now on: https://discord.gg/KXk9Chsx (Repost) If that does not work, he is my discord ID: 1081731734799921172 Thanks and enjoy~

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